Children never know just how fortunate they are until youth is done. We pay top dollar every Wednesday for people to hold spinning wheels in their mouths and stare back into our eyes while we pee in their faces. Our kids just have to walk up to the Wall-Mounted training urinal, whip out Tinky-Winky, and let it fly. ...
Perfecting the combined elements of uncommonly luminous, healthy, and all-around enviably beautiful hair is an artform unto itself. The secrets to exceptional care for your coif are daunting to teach and an equal challenge to master. That's where Withings, the same company that brought us the smart thermometer, ...
There's little guessing how or why, but the inventors of the Ravanello might have just concocted the best weapon yet in the battle to make kids eat radishes by the metric ton. To be honest, we can admit to just a bit of jealousy. If someone had invested the effort to invent something that turned foods we hated into ...
Remember when candy cost a penny and $20 could fill your gas tank at the pump with cash to spare? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember when Apple products were designed with sensible functionality that made computing simple without taking away useful features that absolutely nobody asked them to remove? ...
Assolar SS-12 Multi-Function Hunting Slingshot's Laser Sighting Makes Apex Predators Of Us All There are some "sporting" considerations of warfare we gladly ignore. For example, any modern projectile weapon without a laser sight just seems anticlimactic the instant we draw down and that reassuring tiny red dot ...
Don't bother denying it. "Jurassic Park" taught us all conclusively that dinosaurs can even make a sun-soaked island wonderland a better place to be. We all know that the instant one of these Dinosaur Table Lamps burns out a bulb, you won't resist yelling, "Curse your sudden-but-inevitable betrayal!" On the bright ...
Between the CES 2017 debut of the Project Valerie triple-screen laptop at CES 2017 in Las Vegas and the revolutionary Project Ariana Video Projector, you would surely forgive us if our loyalty to the Almighty PC Master Race inspires us to drool lakes at our feet when we envision a gaming setup of bleeding-edge tech ...
The internet's obsessive love affair with bacon may run to immeasurable depths, but for all its inarguable culinary virtues and versatility, we offer this anecdotal warning: pork products make poor fashion accessories. We know. Heresy, right? How we wish our experiments had played out differently. Unfortunately, we ...
Every parent knows the meaning of life, it is to take care of their children’s health and physical needs. Starting from infancy, parents needs to monitor their babies temperature anytime they suspect their child has a fever. This is especially important for infants and small children, but regularly taking a child’s ...
Standard ladders made from wood and metal have always been heavy, awkward to carry and store, and requires both hands to use. This is not the case with heavy-duty telescoping ladders that are designed to collapse for easy carrying, storage and use. These are perfect for storing in small places like the kitchen pantry, ...
Anyone who has to commute to work, or for those who need to travel often, finding a place to rest your rear, especially after walking or standing all day, is like finding an oasis in the desert when you're thirsty, it is a life-saver! Basically, SitGo has effectively solved the problem of bulky portable seats that ...
Fellow nerds, we will never question your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Few events in any human lifetime equal the emotional gravity and ultimate joy that accompanies a child's birth. The hours leading up to it are typically wrought with excruciating pain many women wouldn't wish on your average war criminal. ...
If you haven't noticed, the winter air has steadily gone colder than a cryogenically frozen polar bear's daddy-bag lately. Keep your noggin toasty as the inside of a chimichanga with this Marvel Deadpool Beanie, an exclusive original item created by ThinkGeek. This is no ordinary beanie, either. Why settle for a ...
Yes, 2016 ended up providing little more than a parade of hot, ugly messes rained down upon the world. It turns out, it was also a great year to be a dick. We would like to have a word with Dr. Brian Le about how our "Teen Titans" erotic fan-fic novella ended up in the Department of Urology at the University of ...
Did you leave the light on in the other room, again? That is a dreadful realization for many who just hopped into bed for the night – to remember that lights in other parts of the house were left on. Having to get out of bed, just when you got comfortable, to turn off a light in the house is no fun. Thankfully, ...
Maintaining a garden isn’t as easy as it seems, there is a lot to consider, such as the weather, the types of plants, and the local pests. The main problem small gardens face is the weather, especially in areas where cold temperatures are common. Not only chilling winds, but garden plants are also in danger from ...
Haven’t you ever wanted to play the guitar? Your definitely not alone, most people want to play music, but can’t because taking guitar lessons is not an option for many busy folks today. However, there is good news, now, anyone can experience the joy of playing music, anytime, using AirJamz – a music toy guitar pick ...
Whether you have ever or never dared imagine wearable audio devices engineered for rich 3D surround sound without the aid of headphones, LG and TONE Studio will hope to see you at CES 2017 in Las Vegas this January when they unveil their groundbreaking Bluetooth personal audio duo comprised of the innovative TONE ...
Wonderful. Giant mech robots are here to to enslave mankind. While the world's most innovative software engineers have been making groundbreaking leaps toward increasingly intuitive artificial intelligence that evokes Skynet more unsettlingly with every breakthrough, South Korea has been pouring the rough equivalent ...
Once you commit to investing massive time, money, and effort into filling your home theater with an authentic cinematic experience, there's no reason to settle for anything less than presenting your favorite movies and TV shows with superior performance and versatility. The LG ProBeam laser projector's sexy slim ...
A parent could offer a child few gifts that broaden horizons in such fulfilling fashion as the opportunity to learn a musical instrument. Loog Guitars teach young virtuosos the ins and outs of a six-string from a foundation literally half as complex as starting out with a traditional design. Build-It-Yourself To ...
Stick to bloody conflicts of attrition you can experience in pictures, Ken Burns. The .30 Caliber Mini Cannon tells its tales of inter-office civil war in eyes swollen by arcing volleys of steel that found their mark with bruising impact, profane battle cries that echo from the verdant-painted break room to the ...
Wouldn’t it be great to shoot pictures in a spherical 360 degree omnidirectional field of view, just like major motion picture companies? Well, now you can, without having to make a huge investment. Sphere – a new type of camera lens that captures 360 degree views in a single image. The first of it’s kind, designed ...
Are you a golfer? Well, then you understand what it’s like to be away from the ‘green’ for too long, that’s why many golfing enthusiasts decorate their homes and offices with anything related to golf. If you enjoy golfing, then no doubt you are always looking for opportunities to improve your putting game. Now you ...
Only a Big Daddy's unparalleled toughness and savagery could suffice to protect Rapture's most precious assets, the Little Sisters. For these re-purposed ne'er-do-wells of Andrew Ryan's Utopia, there's no such thing as too big an arsenal or too much storage for toting it around, if it means reducing anything that ...
Fibaro – a leading manufacturer of home automation and control devices, has created three new products that are compatible with Apple HomeKit – the Fibaro Flood Sensor, Fibaro Door/Window Sensor, and Fibaro Motion Sensor, which all functions using Bluetooth. The new app for these devices was designed to deliver ease ...
The Segway PT looked ridiculously over-the-top nerdy even to us when it debuted in 2001. Amazingly, from tourists to law enforcement agencies, the world instantly embraced riding smoothly from Point A to Point B at the cost of looking like a lazy doofus. Over a decade later, hoverboards caught fire with consumers in ...
More and more people are uploading their videos taken from their smartphones onto social networking sites like Facebook, unfortunately, there are often problems to overcome when taking high-quality video – poor-quality audio recording. While smartphone cameras are improving in quality, with each new model, it is ...
As many of these fine nerdy treasures do, the Star Wars AT-AT Bookshelf from Pottery Barn Kids got us thinking. Imagine civil war across a galaxy far, far away coming to an end at last. Picture a landscape of interstellar peace where "Yub Nub" rings out across planet after planet throughout every system. Do we dare ...
The long history of technological breakthroughs have made mankind’s work easier, in one way or another. And now, thanks to the new POWERbot VR7000 Vacuum from Samsung, taking care of your home will be easier than ever, especially if you don’t enjoy vacuuming your home’s flooring. Samsung isn’t new to home robot ...
Floating speakers, also known as levitating speakers, are popular today for many reasons, the main one being that these provide crystal clear sounds because the speakers hover in air and sound is not obstructed by speaker casings or mounts. Although there are a few such speakers on the market, excitement is ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
Sharing digital photos online on Facebook, or countless other social media sites, is at an all time high, in fact, it is so common that most people don’t consider the pictures they flip through online for more than a second. However, physical pictures that you can hold in your hand have a different effect on people, ...
Professional window cleaning can be dangerous, especially when cleaning multistory buildings because both side of windows need to be cleaned, and that usually means ‘someone’ has to go on the outside of the building. While professional window cleaners can clean most windows of two-story buildings, using a long pole ...
One thing about Poké Balls baffles us more than every other question we have about the eminently strange world of Pokémon: instead of using this matter-manipulating technology strictly to confine and transport wild creatures until they can be made to fight each other, how has it not given rise to revolutionary ...
The iPhone 6 is an amazing device that has near limitless uses because of all the apps available for it. These are ideal when traveling in motorized vehicles because of GPS and navigational apps, which is why the Quad Lock was created for cyclists. Cyclists can now benefit from GPS and navigation apps made for iPhones ...
Whether you are a motorcycle enthusiast or not, you are sure to appreciate this all American motorcycle brand – the Vanguard, that’s because the company has produced an entirely new type of premium motorcycle that is distinctly stylish. The new company plans to produce three unique bikes to establish the brand in ...
The biggest worry for people is not knowing what is happening at home when they are away, this is especially true for parents. Thankfully, there is a way to know exactly what is happening at home when you are at work or out running errands. All you need is an iOS or Android device, an internet connection, and the ...
Some invention are worth their weight in gold, so to speak, but it is true in the case of atmospheric water generators, that’s because in areas where water is invaluable, these can provide water by harvesting it from the air. In areas where there is no water in the ground, atmospheric water generators like the EB30 ...
"Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall." Well, you would damn certainly know, Doctor, wouldn't you? Just exactly whose TARDIS do you suppose that is hanging out of it? Oh, that's rude. Is that all we are now? Rude? Rude and not ginger? OK, we take it back. The "not ginger" disappointment stings a ...
Less Effort Than "The Push Of A Button" It takes some imaginative stretching that would make a double-jointed yogi wince in order for us to imagine an element of the modern automobile that BMW seemingly can't or won't polish to an elegantly simple refinement. Evidently, the German vanguards of luxurious automotive ...
Home sweet home, it’s a place filled with family, wonderful memories, and sometimes even toxins and chemicals, in the air. Keeping a home safe and healthy is top priority, and to help you do that is the Awair Glow. Basically, you just plug it into an outlet and it starts to test the quality of the air in your home. ...
To the musically inclined among us, the world is a garden of aural pleasure that is always in bloom. Ever hear the old saying, "When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail?" Well, a roomful of musicians never fails to remind us of a bag of hammers. Hand any drummer a pair of pens. You won't count all the way ...
Printing pictures is easier than ever before, thanks to the Kodak Dock 4x6” Wi-Fi miniature printer, that’s because it is specially designed to accommodate Android and iOS systems. More people now take pictures with smartphones and tablets than they do with digital cameras, which means that there are billions of ...
If you own a dog, and you live in any major city, then you know what it is like to pick up dog poop, it’s unpleasant at best. Obviously, picking up dog poop is anything but fun, some pet owners use only a plastic bag and their hands, while others use some type of pooper scooper that basically shovels up their dog’s ...
This Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit has definitely got it where it counts when you need a quick fix to set a wonky hyperdrive straight or assemble a bed frame in a pinch. That is, assuming "it" refers to four hex keys, an adjustable wrench, and flat-head and Phillips screwdrivers built into a fine ...
Ever since the Xbox 360, Microsoft has maintained a decisive lead over Sony and Nintendo in quality online multiplayer console gaming. It shouldn't come as a surprise that the SpeakerCom for Xbox One would tackle one of online gaming's most challenging annoyances to overcome. Sure, one could partake in the vast ...
If you love baseball, then you know how important gathering data on players is for coaches, on both sides of the bench. It is a tedious job to keep track of baseball players throughout a game, and sports announcers, coaches and sports stations are always seeking ways to gather and record data, especially for pitchers. ...
We would like to remind our crotchety next-door neighbor, Mr. Weathers, that we were the reasonable ones. We wanted to resolve ownership of the apple tree hanging across our property lines without anyone getting hurt. The roots are entirely on our side. It doesn't matter if the branches hang almost entirely over his ...
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