Time: Man Of The Year Mirror From Big Lebowski Asks The One Question That Matters

Stare long and hard at this Time: Man Of The Year Bar-Size Mirror, and ask yourself one all-important question: “Am I a Lebowski achiever?”If so, we can’t help but abide. After all, you can clearly contemplate nihilism while unapologetically reveling in your innate narcissism. That’s exactly what makes you so damn ...

Browning Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun Fires 6 Shots Semi-Automaticly

Nearly every child has flung rubber bands in school or at home, at sometime during their childhood. With rubber bands, everything becomes a target. In fact, many kids have even made their own make-shift rubber band guns.Well, shooting rubber bands is a past-time – fun that never gets old, that’s why companies ...

Game Of Thrones Iron Throne Cat Bed Reminds All Men Who Rules Over The Kingdom

What’s this “you win or you die” crap? Mittens has solved our ridiculous human absolutism in a cagey fashion typical of the cunning we’ve come to expect not from a Lannister or Stark, but Lord Varys or Littlefinger: let the idiot bipeds fight and kill each other over the Iron Throne. Meanwhile, if it fits, the kitty ...

Betta Fish Clock Aquarium Takes Us Back To A Simpler Time

Not that telling time has ever exactly been complicated, but the precision-crafted quartz Wall Fish Clock hearkens back to a golden age when it was even simpler than our oft-unnecessary complicated rigmarole.When you gaze upon this elegant timepiece doubling as a 1.2-gallon aquarium for a happy little betta fish ...

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Mario Kart LED Twinkling Bracelet Races The Mushroom Kingdom & Friends On Rainbow Road

Staring at this Mario Kart LED Twinkling Bracelet’s 15 luminous lights inspired us to wax philosophical about Rainbow Road’s foundational reality.Stick with us.What if that illustrious, vibrantly bedecked course is really nothing more than some cosmic overlord’s garish bangle? Much like their animated ...

IK Multimedia iRig Keyboard I/O Brings Complete Inspiration Wherever Musicians Go

All in all, it makes no difference whether you’re a preeminent producer or a hustling tunesmith fighting for that big break. Wherever you stand as a creator, only one thing about inspiration is ever remotely certain: it gives not a single lukewarm damn about your schedule. At some point, it’s on you to be prepared to ...

Star Trek Warp Core USB Car Charger Increases Any Device To Full Impulse Power In No Time

Oh, come on. Let’s not pretend this Star Trek Warp Core USB Car Charger is insinuating anything every Trekkie hasn’t suspected all along: every starship engineer eventually slips a lightning cable into the works to refresh a dying device’s juice. Subspace bubble be damned, nobody makes Geordi run those diagnostics ...

Lenovo Star Wars: Jedi Challenges Unleashes The Force In Three Thrilling AR Sims

With every ounce of due respect to The Pokemon Company and Niantic, Lenovo’s “Star Wars: Jedi Challenges” is the jaw-droppingly immersive vision of smartphone-powered augmented reality the gaming community wished for in 2016 while riding the phenomenal cresting tidal wave of mainstream hype behind “Pokemon Go.”To ...

BittBoy Portable NES/FC Console Is The Cutest Mini Console With 300 Games

Under any other circumstance, our sense of compassion for hardworking creative individuals whose livelihoods hinge on the royalties their works accrue would forbid us from endorsing illegitimate video game emulators and bootleg consoles.On the other hand, that moral compass was forged before Nintendo decided to ...

Sphero R2-D2 Is 100% The Droid You Are Looking For

Sphero’s new interactive R2-D2 replica promises to break new beeping ground like no booping Star Wars toy before.We’ve sung the praises of numerous products paying homage to the galaxy’s boldest Astromech, but they all lacked a certain sense of personality this particular little guy exhibits in spades. It speaks ...

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LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Collector’s Series Millennium Falcon Explodes With 7,541 Pieces Of Meticulous Detail

When we proclaim that LEGO has outdone itself, that is covering some pretty damn serious ground. When it comes to the Star Wars Ultimate Collector’s Series Millennium Falcon, that feels like a woeful understatement.For starters, let’s put this collection’s sheer scope in perspective, shall we? The 2011 LEGO ...

Space Masher Potato Masher Blasts Potatoes Into Outer Space

You know, for all the life-altering advancements NASA’s groundbreaking interstellar endeavors have propelled forward since the late 1950s, it saddens us that the Space Masher represents the first we’ve ever heard of employing space-travel technology to further the cause of better side dishes for every American’s ...

Imperial Spherificator Turns Ordinary Food Into Cute Caviar Pearls Bringing Molecular Gastronomy Into Your Home

Do you adore the delicate appearance and finely smoothed texture of caviar but lack the naturally occurring, patient craftsmanship of a sturgeon’s reproductive tract needed to apply it to infinitely more ingredients? Well, then. Say hello to the Imperial Spherificator Food Pearl Former. Proudly backed on Kickstarter ...

Head Case Luggage Covers Puts Any Face On Your Baggage

Makes The Airport Baggage Claim Fun Again!Airline employees have hurled the same tired excuse after misplacing someone’s luggage: “We apologize, but many bags look alike.” Here’s an ingenious means of circumventing that steaming mug of placating crap: Head Case personalized case covers wrap your luggage in a ...

Cordless Heated Blanket Keeps You Warm For All Your Outdoor Events

By a wide margin, football is easily the most physically uncomfortable sport to enjoy as a live spectator. At any level, the sport’s intense gladiatorial energy shares an indelible bond with a rugged pride born of clashing violently in much of North America’s most seasonally distasteful weather. As avowed nerds, not ...

Skyrunner Flying ATV Kisses The Ground Goodbye For 139k

Can your all-terrain vehicle take to the air as effortlessly as it conquers beneath your feet? Not if it’s anything less than Hammacher Schlemmer’s own FAA-certified flying ATV. Of course, that would mean it isn’t really an “all”-terrain vehicle and you were ripped-off. If you’re really nice, we’ll help you request a ...

Life-like Fish Slippers Are The Mark Of A True “Catch”

There’s really no wrong way to let the world know you’d rather be fishing than doing whatever it is that's actually devouring your time. Some people display a conspicuous “Gone Fishing” sign to let passersby know they’re merrily wetting a line. Others display the “decency” to fake a cold before buggering off to see ...

Lego’s NINJAGO City Massive Multilevel Building Comes With 16 Characters From the Movie

Lego has produced many wonderful movies, Ninjago being the latest one, and kids are excited about it, to say the least. In fact, Lego toys are a ‘big’ hit with kids, and the NINJAGO City is no different.Now, children can experience what it is like to be a secret ninja warrior like the Green Ninja, or anyone of his ...

Trono Inflatable Chair Is Like A Cloud That Inflates In 3 Seconds

Prior to our introduction to the TRONO Inflatable Lounge Chair, we had held onto a soundly internalized conviction that any air-filled furniture other than a trusty air mattress for travel and incidental instances was the stuff of a destitute college student who had perfectly good books, tuition, beer and condoms they ...

Grubstick Roasting Stick Changes The Way We Play With Fire (And Food)

Minutes after discovering the miracle of fire, you can be sure the next objective on the list for man’s prehistoric forebears was inventing something to hold over a flame while certain unmentionable parts of a recently killed male mammoth roasted on the business end. If anyone ever tells you humanity has advanced ...

Moving Liquid Floor Tiles Creates Trippy Colors With Every Dance Step

A word of warning for our adult readers: Art3D’s Moving Liquid Floor Tiles are either the best or worst idea ever for grown-ups prone to getting thoroughly zonked on various psychoactive drugs of choice. Take your capacity to handle your high into honest consideration before digging these super-dense tiles filled with ...

Happy Birthday Retro Flashing Cake Topper Remembers The Good Times That Stay In Vegas

This “Happy Birthday” Flashing Cake Topper from Suck U.K. answers a fair question that not nearly enough people have ever asked: when you stop to think about it, do candles ever lend a cake any measure of pizzazz truly befitting celebration of the day a loved one was born? Come on, if you aren’t going to reenact burnt ...

Wooly Snuffle Mat Makes Forging For Food Fun For Dogs

Domesticated dogs that live in homes are missing-out on many primal, instinctive urges, such as forging for food. They are curious animals by nature, but many times they are sniffing about because they are snackish for something to eat.The Wooly Snuffle Mat is a clever way to satisfy dogs’ desire to naturally ...

MSR Trailshot Is A Pocket-Sized Water Filter That Removes 99.99 Bacteria

Without water, a person could die within days. Finding water is not as difficult as finding good water to drink – filtered water. In this regard, having a water filter handy is essential for survival out in the wild.Thanks to the MSR Trailshot, you can now filter any source of water you find, from lakes, rivers, ...

Fusion Guitar Integrates iPhone, Amp & Speakers For The Ultimate Travel Guitar

There are many people who would love to learn to play the guitar, but they can’t because they just don’t have the time to dedicate to classes. If that is your case, then the Fushion Guitar is the answer. Now it is possible to learn to play on your own, whenever you want, using the best teaching apps available that you ...

Breakthrough Tissue Nanotransfection Chip Can Heal Wounds Instantly; Turning You Into Wolverine

An Ohio State University research team’s revolutionary breakthrough in nanotechnology may one day rewrite human healing by developing brand-new cells inside an injured or ailing patient’s body.Referred to as Tissue Nanotransfection (THT) in findings published by Nature Nanotechnology, the device converts adult ...

Ceramic Raptor Mug Delivers One Last Warning To Anyone Standing Between You And Coffee

We’ve decided to recommend this neatly detailed ceramic Raptor Mug based on how closely we’ve gotten to know you these past few years. In fact, we’re probably well enough acquainted to just be upfront: we’re onto you.You address anyone who would deny you that first steam-belching mug of the day or, dare we imagine ...

GoSports 4-In-A-Row Is a Giant Connect Four Giving The Timeless Board Game A Growth Spurt

How do you make Connect Four even more fun? Well, we tried. Lord, did we ever try. Right around the time we tried loading the discs with volatile explosives and rimming their edges with hair-trigger contact detonators, we discovered GoSports 4-In-A-Row. Once we played an oversized take on this classic game that didn’t ...

Keytendo EnterHangment System Turns Finding Your Keys Into Child’s Play

Isn’t it nice finding a throwback Nintendo homage that hasn’t already sold out of its first three production runs by the time you have a chance to buy one?OK, so the Keytendo EnterHangment System is neither a palm-sized USB pack of iconic Nintendo Entertainment System games nor officially licensed by Nintendo ...

Game Of Thrones Wintercroft House Lannister Lion Mask Honors Cersei’s Reign On The Iron Throne

Our nerdy brethren and sistren often share an uncanny knack for paying stunningly creative homage to the fandoms that turn their worlds upside-down. With the penultimate season finale nearly upon us and the sorrow of our final tour of Westeros growing nearer on the horizon, legions of “Game of Thrones” fans have long ...

QB54 Football Game Folding Chairs Turns Anywhere Into A Comfy Football Field

What do football fans like to do when there are no footballs games to watch at home? Sit around and talk about football, of course. Well, while sitting around talking about football, some innovative fans came up with a way to ‘pass’ their time by creating a complete football game out of their folding chairs. ...

Game Of Thrones / Bohemian Rhapsody Mashup Hails To The Queen With “Westerosi Rhapsody”

When will Queen's legendarily breathtaking "Bohemian Rhapsody" lose its appeal as any soundtrack's flawlessly fitting vehicle for dramatic, chaotic bombast? If we had to hazard a guess, we'd estimate right around the time Freddie Mercury rises from his grave to record something even more raucous and sweeping. As it ...

Rocket Bottle Plus Portable Rechargeable Blender Lets You Blend On The Go

Blender fanatics rejoice! There is a new portable rechargeable blender in town, and it is specially designed to help you make the perfect drinks, it’s called the Rocket Bottle Plus. Whether you like to make drinks for health or for party fun, having the ability to mix your favorite ingredients on-the-go is now ...

Lego Brick Wall Stickers Are Fun Way To Redecorate Any Room

How would like to decorate you wall space whenever you want with fun wall tiles, and have the ability to remove them or arrange them as desired? That is exactly what you can do with these vinyl Lego brick tile stickers. They are easy to place onto any smooth non-porous flat surface, and then just peel them off anytime ...

“Back To The Future Part II” Floating DeLorean Reminds Us To Always Think Fourth-Dimensionally

No sequel is ever guaranteed to live up to the standard of its original predecessor, let alone exceed it. Nevertheless, there’s only one thing cooler than the plutonium-fueled DeLorean that showed us some serious s*** when it hit 88 mph in “Back to the Future”: the fusion-fueled flying DeLorean that didn’t need roads ...

PortScape Wall Decals Whisks You Into The Cosmos & Sea

For our money, PortScape Wall Decals by Stickit Graphix are the perfect imaginative remedy for a simple truth relatable from preschool to graduate school: at some point, everyone would give their back teeth to be anywhere else.Suppose you live somewhere that spends anywhere from four to six months of any given ...

Dell Canvas 27-Inch Drawing Tablet Gives Digital Artists The Ultimate Canvas

If you are a digital artist looking for a drawing surface to work with applications like Photoshop, or actually Photoshop, then take a good look at the Dell Canvas – a new 27-inch digital drawing tablet. It is perfect for large-scale sketching, comes with a pen and magnetic pen holder, and unlike other digital drawing ...

Store 330 TB Of Data On This IBM Prototype Sputtered Magnetic Tape

Who doesn’t wrestle with digital storage space? Nearly everyone who uses computers could use extra digital storage space, and the demand and ‘need’ to store more date only grows, everyday. Thankfully, some very smart people over at IBM have created ‘special’ data saving tape drives that can store up to 330 TB of ...

Uno Bolt Electric Unicycle Is Comfortable, Stable, Inexpensive, & Fun To Ride

There are many kinds of new electric personal transportation vehicles popping up in the market, but not many that have only one wheel. The Uno Bolt electric unicycle is definitely an innovative and intriguing example of what lays ahead in regards to effective and inexpensive transportation.It’s GyroForce System ...

Nintendo NES Retro Hoodie Powers Up Your Retro 80s Style

Hey, kids! Look! We have a nostalgia-milking officially licensed Nintendo product now available for extremely limited pre-orders. If you aren’t already slinging wads of cash toward your screen at escape velocity, you may have missed your chance to own this sweet throwback to the Halcyon days of The House That Mario ...

Star Wars Soaps Rinse Away All That Stubborn Rebel Scum

Nearly every devout aficionado of a certain galaxy far, far away harbors some monumental adoration or hatred for at least one unforgettable character or another. With her fragrant collection of handmade Star Wars Soaps, Etsy artisan and NerdySoap proprietor katecrazysoap has improved upon the conscientious hygiene of ...

Dolce & Gabbana Stereo Bag That Actually Plays Music Is $12,000

Feel free to ask us one time for every cent of the Dolce & Gabbana Stereo Bag’s $12,000 asking price, “What paint-huffing nimrod would pay the cost of an inexpensive brand-new car for a purse?”Without fail, we would roll our eyes and answer, “Please, stop making us think. We cracked open a gallon of ...

Cat Head Squirrel Feeder Will Drive Your Neighbors Cat Nuts

Brings Nightmarish Existential Horror To Your Feline Friend's Favorite WindowHave you ever wanted to climb inside the head of a cat? Congratulations. We always suspected it, but the Cat Head Squirrel Feeder proves that a hyperactive tree-climbing rodent that pelts parked cars with nuts will always lead a life just ...

Steve-O Shares Stories Of Incredible Stupidity On Hot Ones

As much fun as we had watching Steve-O face First We Feast’s Hot Ones Challenge, we couldn’t help but wonder just how intimidating chicken wings of increasingly sadistic spiciness could be to someone who grew his fame and fortune atop the scars of willful, reckless stupidity. Don’t all sins eventually equalize after a ...

Game of Thrones Pop Figures Keep You Company While Waiting For the White Walkers

If you are a Game of Thrones fan (and, who isn’t?), then you will definitely want to cast your eyes on these little Pop Game of Thrones Vinyl Figures. Everyone has their favorite characters on the show, such as the brilliant Tyrion, Jon Snow (King of The North), Bran (the Sellsword), Tormund (the wildling), Wun Wun, ...

7-Inch GPD Pocket Is The Smallest Windows 10 Mini-Laptop Packed With Power

What if there was a PC smaller than a typical tablet, one that sported a full Windows 10 build? It would make notebooks look bulky at best, and everyone would want one. Well, get ready to want the GPD Pocket – the 7-inch computer that you can carry in a pocket or purse.Sure, it’s cute, but don’t let the small size ...

Giant African Snail Is A Garden’s Nightmare

Not every likes to work outside in the garden, mostly because of the critters that live there, like snails, especially if they are as large as this Giant African Land Snail! How ‘big’ is the ‘Giant’ African Land Snail? It’s enormous! It’s shell is nearly 12 inches long, and 6 inches in diameter, and it would easily ...

Spider-Man: Homecoming Spider Drone Lets You Fly Through Peter Parker’s Eyes

In a way, the Official “Spider-Man: Homecoming” Movie Edition Spider Drone represents a beloved element of being nerdy that never quite gets its due.You see, some people watch the latest blockbusters from Marvel every year, spot some nifty piece of tech or weapon and think to themselves, “Gee, it sure would be ...

Video Flying Object VFO Smooths Out In-Flight Frisbee Footage For A Never-Before-Seen Perspective

For all the high-flying action you’ve captured with friends zipping a flying disc around, isn’t there a sweet angle you’ve been missing all this while? One even your trust GoPro can’t touch? Thanks to the Brookstone VFO Video Flying Object, you can enjoy an unprecedented first-hand account of the next time your ...