Queue the evil laugh as you finish taking over the universe. Putting mortals back in their place and managing a galaxy of your inferiors sure sucks the energy right out of you. Whether it’s in the office or in your massive spacecraft, the best way to refresh after a long day of being the supreme ruler is with a hot ...
So, you’re hosting a Halloween party? Or you just have a taste for the unique and unexpected? Maybe you just have a taste for really good chocolate? Whatever your reason, this 100% correct anatomically correct chocolate skull is sure to put a smile on yours. Sure, you could go buy a cheap cartoony chocolate skull, but ...
Seeing a mushroom cloud rising into the air isn’t usually a good thing. In fact, you’d want to get as far away from it as you could if you saw it billowing up into the sky. Fortunately, this decorative lap doesn’t vaporize you for being within a few miles of it. The nuclear explosion mushroom cloud lamp is a unique ...
Your mission, young ninja, is to… procrastinate at the office! Everyone loves having fun and everyone hates doing work. Now, instead of playing hangman or throwing paper wads into the trash can, you can have some sophisticated fun. The Office Ninja Blowgun desk toy is sure to provide hours of fun for you and your ...
Everyone’s favorite Wookie is now the perfect companion for the young Jedi you know. Following up last year’s Toy Fair hit of dancing Baby Groots, Hasbro has done it again. A miniature, moving replica of Chewbacca himself is ready to wow the kids. This one is about as good as it gets. The animatronic Chewy is ...
We all know that ads are everywhere. In the middle of your YouTube video, before the movie, in between your favorite show, lining the road, plastered on the sides of cars. Literally everywhere. This makes us generally pretty sick of ads. We roll our eyes when the next commercial comes on and tend to ignore the ...
Some people travel the galaxy fighting the evil Sith. Others travel to see the stars and planets throughout many solar systems. But you? You collect plants from everywhere. Tiny living memories of places you have been throughout the galaxy. Now, you can hold those plants in tiny planters just as exotic as the plant ...
Do you look at a puzzle and scoff? “Pphh,” you say, “I could put that together with my eyes closed.” There isn’t a puzzle in the world that can make you stumble. Until now. No matter how good your puzzle skills are, this one will be a challenge. But, if you’re a fan of puzzles and can’t get enough this might be made ...
If you miss your pair of Heelys or have always wanted a pair then these skates may make you reconsider. These are a huge upgrade to the classic shoe and will get you gliding where you need to go at speeds up to 10 mph. For those who aren’t familiar, Heelys are shoes with a wheel built into the sole that help you move ...
Did reading that title put a certain game in your mind? Maybe you were a beer-pong champ or maybe spin the bottle was your thing. King’s Cup, Flip Cup, Quarters, or something else? Whatever your favorite drinking party game is, it’s likely found in the Drink-A-Palooza board game. This makes for great entertainment at ...
For thousands of years, the swords of fallen enemies were melted and forged into a throne greater than any the world had ever seen: The Iron Throne. Good eggs and bad eggs have sat upon it, but there is no doubt about what lies within them all. Delicious yolk and fluffy white complete with protein that makes for a ...
Ever wanted to go floating through Jellyfish Fields with Spongebob? With this giant jellyfish float you might just be able to blend in. Great for a fun day at the pool, lake, or even the ocean, this float lets you lie around and lazily let the water take you where it will. Measuring in at just over 4 feet wide, ...
Have you ever been stamping with a boring old rubber stamp and thought, “*sigh* I wish they made a stamp of my face.” If this sounds like you, then we have the answer. This custom made product puts your face (or your dog’s face we won’t judge) onto your very own rubber stamp. All you need to do is send in a photo then ...
Do you struggle with getting the salad out of the bowl? It seems like no matter how hard you try or how patient you are, the best you can do is get a few pieces of lettuce out? Forget trying to go specifically for a tomato or crouton. Well, just as elusive as that salad is everyone’s favorite hairy forest creature: ...
If you’ve ever found yourself wishing for a pair of Nike Air Max sneakers then this might be what you’re looking for. These crochet slippers will have you flying high (not on a hoverboard yet) as you walk around looking like Marty McFly. Since no one we know of can knit a DeLorean (if you do let us know… seriously) ...
Ever wanted to have a clone of yourself? Better yet, a tiny, inflatable replica of yourself? Well, now you can! You’ll be better prepared than ever for any situation when just one of you isn’t enough. This unique item is 100% customizable and great for a gift, or for treating yourself. To get started, you have to ...
Newly announced from Colgate, one of the most well-known dental care companies in the world, is the Colgate Connect E1. In a partnership with Apple, Colgate is debuting the “first of its kind” toothbrush with AI integrated into it. Paired with the Colgate Connect app, you receive updates each time you brush on how ...
Ahhhh! What is it?? The city is shaking, ground trembling beneath everyone’s feet. There is a rumble off in the distance. Flames a mile-high shoot up into the sky and are seen from all around. “It’s Godzilla!” someone shouts. “No,” says another voice, “It’s Trumpzilla!”. People start to run in fear, scattering in all ...
Fans of the hit TV show Rick and Morty should be glad to hear that the famous portal gun is now a real thing. Well, sort of. Although this replica can’t take you to Pizza Universe or Dog Dimension, it sure is fun. Great for fans of the show or kids running wild with imagination, the Rick and Morty Portal Gun is sure ...
Ever seen a bird? Sure you have! Seen one in the last hour? Unless you live under a rock, probably so! Did it make you laugh? Unless you got lucky and spotted a blue-footed boobie (seriously who named this bird?) then probably not. Fortunately, if you’re in need of a good laugh, check out this hilarious Birds with ...
Fans of Star Wars know to steer far clear of the massive Sarlacc pits lest they be dragged in by the tendrils and slowly tortured like Boba Fett. Unlike the hungry pits of Tatooine, this pillow is 100% safe for your young one and guaranteed not to eat them. We can’t say the same about the dog though… if those barks ...
From the makers of the ever fun “Mug With a Hoop” comes the exciting Mug With a Glove. Inspired by a trip to the famous Fenway Park, this mug is a crowd favorite that is sure to please. Baseball fans of all ages will love tossing food into the mitt and watching it drop perfectly into the bowl. Although it didn’t win ...
One of the most classic shows of all time has been honored with its very own minifig collection. Geeks, sci-fi fans, and space nerds alike will go crazy for the Star Trek TNG Minifig collection. All of your favorite crew members shrunk down into a tiny, brick-like body. Ready to explore the final frontier: the top of ...
Maybe you bowl a perfect 300 each time, or maybe you still need bumpers. Whichever one of these you relate to best, the Kleeger Giant Bowling Game Set is just right. Blow up inflatable pins and ball make anyplace the bowling alley and any time the time for a few frames. Great for kids and adults alike, this oversized ...
NEED TO CONVINCE SOMEONE THEY’RE LOSING THEIR MIND? THIS ASHY SLASHY PUPPET MAY BE JUST WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR *Brum, brum, brrrrrrrrrrrr* goes the chainsaw. “You’re crazy,” a voice strikingly familiar to your own whispers in your ear. Do these symptoms sound familiar to you? If so, you may be suffering from a ...
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You cannot deceive these Black Like My Soul Marshmallows with that inky void comprising the furthest recesses of your being. Even a hollow, heartless husk wouldn’t dare resist this morose foodstuff’s indulgently sweet vanilla taste. Relinquish your desperate, clinging grip on rainbow-crapping unicorns and other ...
Funko’s “Stranger Things” Demodog Plush Nesting Doll Set awakens questions left over long after Netflix's Stephen King-inspired thriller wraps up its sophomore season. Specifically, we keep coming back to this one query: what the hell, Dustin? If we were to cozy up with this furry three-in-one set representing all ...
This “The Scream” Electronic Scream-Maker offers a certain sense of soothing clarity to anyone who has ever stared at Edvard Munch’s ode to existential angst and asked, “What would that anguished howl really sound like, anyway?” Would his cry of erupting frustration evoke a song of inescapable torment encapsulated ...
Here in the United States, our elected president has a curiously patriotic hard-on for the phrase “merry Christmas.” On the other hand, we and the makers of the Let’s Get Lit LED Beer Glass could much more easily get behind the more universally appealing notion of making America tipsy again. Load us up with enough ...
This skeevy Remote Control Cockroach raises only one question: why would anybody buy only one? Think about the worst-case scenario. Suppose we discreetly scare the bejeezus out of someone with this obedient little bug’s miniature remote control from around 20 to 25 feet away in direct sight of the roach. Although ...
Oh, have you ever been bad this year. You make a Boy Scout side-by-side with Gandhi and Mother Teresa handing out ice cream to the homeless look like a newly neutered wolverine nursing a toothache. Your patron saint is Leroy Brown. You are everything Michael Jackson was singing about. If being “bad” enough to find ...
For everyone who has ever wanted to stuff that one nonstop-jabbering friend’s mouth indefinitely at will, we bring you Face Mats novelty coasters. Silence is golden. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone appreciated that? You may never convince Roy to cease his verbal vomiting about that time he spilled a Slurpee on Don ...
It ain’t easy, being cheesy. Just ask anyone ever tasked with penning the next quintessential romantic ballad destined to pluck the collective heart-strings of generations to come. Think of this Cheesy Love Songs Cutting Board as the very least we could offer in respect to those balladeers of Bleu-eyed soul. ...
This Olive Loaf Pillow Cover has instantly repaired our relationship with lunchmeat. There’s no way we are alone in having looked at a bag of deli-fresh cold cuts and suddenly prioritized resting our weary heads on their meaty softness over making ourselves a sandwich. Of course, what always happens next? You ...
There isn’t a whole lot you could convince us bacon cannot improve. Ice cream sundae? Needs more bacon. BLT? Your sandwich could contain at least two-thirds more bacon if you would only ditch the lettuce and tomato. What could possibly make a NyQuil nap better? The scrumptious taste of bacon filling our mouths right ...
The Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle may prove to be that one piece of licensed “Stranger Things” merchandise that finally epitomizes how our favorite phenomenal Netflix original series has altered our appreciation for apparent cerebral hemorrhaging. Unlike the enigmatic, waffle-binging young lady played by Millie ...
Upon whom or what does this congratulatory Best in Glass stemware lavish its praise? Is it praising you for racking up an epic winning streak in life’s most precarious games, such as “Put on the Pants?” Perhaps it instead whispers to the decadent wine poured into its curvaceous hollow, “You know what? You make ...
When your message has to be as quick, cheap and dirty as a 20-cent pack of noodles, accept no substitute for Ramen Notes. Are you accustomed to spending a hard-earned dollar on ramen noodles because you refuse to use anything else to compose messages and personal reminders on the fly? Well, knock it off, you ...
We can’t help losing track of our many love potions. Just how many amorous formulas does the world need, anyway? Not looking for “Mr. Right” so much as “Mr. Right Now?” If memory serves, that’s Love Potion No. 7 for you. Want your sweetie to forget you were eyeing the lovely lady lumps on that Hooters hostess the way ...
We are absolutely fine with Design Toscano’s wall-mounted Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder. Menacing? Sure, Bruce looks like someone left something smelly in his Corn Flakes. Ordinarily, we wouldn’t put our digits anywhere near a minimally evolved prehistoric eating machine looking at us like chicken ...
Feeling a bit backed-up after that Chipotle-catered office party? Terrifying Toilet Decals just might frighten the carnitas out of you yet. At the very least, the potty-squid’s judgmental gaze will sear its disappointment into your flesh the next time you get hustled at beer pong and spend Sunday morning with your ...
Some of the finest things in life are best taken in an inch at a time. Just ask anyone who wields the Size Matters Coffee Mug with a certain not-remotely-compensatory confidence. This satisfyingly girthy drinkware packs more personality, honesty and volume than some folks could handle. The actual-scale ruler ...
Mother Nature doesn’t often deal in perfection. Every now and then, however, she just knocks one immaculate notion out of the park. Praise bacon, hallowed be thy taste. To prepare bacon for consumption in its proper glory, you must become one with the bacon. Nothing less than the Bacon Apron’s succulently marbled ...
This Giant Yeti Snow Tube confirms what we have always believed in our childlike hearts: there is no cryptozoological wonder more misunderstood than the poor Abominable Snowman. As the legend we totally didn’t just now make up goes, those who best the Yeti in a best-of-three Twister duel will win his undying ...
Generations before the Kardashians and Jenners infuriated the length and breadth of humanity with their mere existence, consummate master painters the world over had long since uplifted portraiture to an elegant art form. What, you believed your parents and grandparents when they groused that they grew up in a time ...
Kurt Adler’s plush “South Park” Mr. Hankey Ornament stands as proof that, for a “new” Christmas tradition to endure popularly for decades on end, its sentiment has to reach down and tickle something nestled deep inside the bowels of every young and old soul alike. For instance, Mariah Carey gave the gift of “All I ...
You smug millennials think you have it all figured out. Or at least Faux Real does when it comes to halloween masks. Halloween rolls around, and you parade around in your fancy Old-Man Masks like this polyester number here. Well, la-dee-freakin’-da. When we were your age, do you think we had one-stop online ...
Why sugar-coat it? If there is an entire month of the year devoted to solid excuses for alcoholic bliss, it could only be October. As if Halloween’s customary costumed adult debauchery and mischief doesn’t pair well enough with boozy libations all by its lonesome, Munich’s own storied Oktoberfest festivities amount to ...
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