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The Scream Bandages Hold Back Bleeding, Existential Horror

The Scream Bandages Hold Back Bleeding, Existential Horror

Some pain simply defies the idea of "restraint." As in, "If you don't immediately pump me so full of opioids that I crap heroin, you had best restrain me or I will punch you hard enough to bruise your DNA." Hey, pain tolerance differs vastly from one individual to the next. Some people can happily twiddle their ...

Wall-Mounted Training Urinal Makes Peeing Fun Again For Kids Too

Wall-Mounted Training Urinal Makes Peeing Fun Again For Kids Too

Children never know just how fortunate they are until youth is done. We pay top dollar every Wednesday for people to hold spinning wheels in their mouths and stare back into our eyes while we pee in their faces. Our kids just have to walk up to the Wall-Mounted training urinal, whip out Tinky-Winky, and let it fly. ...

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How To Read People’s Minds & Other Professional Bullshit

How To Read People’s Minds & Other Professional Bullshit

When out for a night on the town, do you have an uncanny success rate for sizing up which fetching lad or lass will toss a martini in your eyes and who will make you coffee and toss some cash your way to summon an Uber driver in the morning? Do you have a reputation that makes poker dealers and fellow gamblers alike ...

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Lick The Cat Overlords Clean Like They Demand With Licki Tounge Brush

Lick The Cat Overlords Clean Like They Demand With Licki Tounge Brush

Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...

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Surprise Screw Mug Tells The World Off, One Sip At A Time

Surprise Screw Mug Tells The World Off, One Sip At A Time

Never take it lightly when life puts the screws to you. Calmly take a long sip from the Surprise Screw Mug and say all that needs to be said without uttering a word. Being shaped like a gigantic hollowed screw makes it a fine personal gift for a special gearhead, tinkerer, machinist, or construction tradesman who ...

Krampus Wrapping Paper Messes With Naughty Children’s Minds

Krampus Wrapping Paper Messes With Naughty Children’s Minds

Here at Unique Hunters, we heartily endorse parents toying with the impressionable young minds of their brood like kittens with balls of string. Some kids just won't learn any other way that life isn't "fair." That's why we would like to propose a brand-new game to play this Christmas Eve. First, sit your little ...

Fly Undertaker Extendable Swatter Is The Long Arm Of Insect Death

Fly Undertaker Extendable Swatter Is The Long Arm Of Insect Death

If flies have similar unwritten laws to the way human existence plays out, there's a tried-and-true old saw that warns, "You never hear the one that has your name on it." While we'll almost certainly never know whether a fly hears the air rushing past a swatter right before it disintegrates its central nervous ...

Unicorn Gold Whisks Away Poop Stink With The Magic Of Infused Gold

Unicorn Gold Whisks Away Poop Stink With The Magic Of Infused Gold

We are developing some serious suspicious doubts about this assumption that unicorns are either phenomenally rare or entirely nonexistent. Either there's a vast conspiracy afoot concealing innumerable roving herds of these stunning magical beasts, or someone is making a mint off the same poor individual creature ...

Feisty Pets Will Turn Ferocious When They’re Squeezed

Feisty Pets Will Turn Ferocious When They’re Squeezed

As a general rule, we don't trust anything that walks on more than two legs and can't verbally communicate its thoughts any further than we can throw it. Something tells us the makers of Feisty Pets would drink to that. This goes a little bit further than Chairman Meow challenging us to rub his belly when he knows ...

Mystic Pint Glass Is The Only Spirit Guide We Need When Drinking

Mystic Pint Glass Is The Only Spirit Guide We Need When Drinking

As human beings, we're inexorably drawn to unravel life's most unknowable answers. Why are we here? What awaits when we die? Were we really adopted? Dad didn't really "go around the corner for beer and Fritos" 20 years ago and get lost, did he, Mommy? We were always full of questions at 1 a.m. when we would split ...

Have A Finger Wars Battle With These Lightsabers Tattoos

Have A Finger Wars Battle With These Lightsabers Tattoos

Tattoos are more popular than ever, real tattoos, and even temporary ones. In fact, temporary tattoos are much more popular than real ones because they aren’t permanent. However, they are still an effective way for people to express their inward selves, outwardly. If you are attracted to all things Star Wars ...

Tampon Flasks Let You Have A Bloody Good Time With Alcohol Anywhere

Tampon Flasks Let You Have A Bloody Good Time With Alcohol Anywhere

We have to offer credit where it's due: these Tampon Flasks are a nearly fool-proof way to smuggle hooch where it doesn't belong. Every order contains two packages that each contain five reusable tubes and single-use wrappers that no casual glance could distinguish from the genuine articles. Each imposter tampon ...

Chewbacca Slippers Let Out A Wookiee Roar While Walking

Chewbacca Slippers Let Out A Wookiee Roar While Walking

Wearing these ThinkGeek-original Chewbacca Slippers always reminds us of what our fathers used to tell us about rubbing a rabbit's foot for good luck: "It wasn't so lucky for the rabbit, was it?" They might let loose with two authentic, different Wookie sounds as we walk when we have them switched on, but they ...

Home Run Beer Pong Is The World Series Of Drinking Games

Home Run Beer Pong Is The World Series Of Drinking Games

What better way to celebrate good times with friends than by having some baseball-themed fun? You don’t have to be good at America’s favorite pastime, baseball, to play this drinking game, all you need is some ice-cold beer, a flat surface, and some friends. Using a miniature catapult to play, players ‘take a ...

Poop Emoji Drink Kooler Is Cool As Shit

Poop Emoji Drink Kooler Is Cool As Shit

At this point, there's no such thing as advice too weird to ever be practical. So, here goes: If you should ever find yourself surrounded by errant piles of tightly coiled poop at a party and seeking something to keep your drink cold in your hand, make sure your turd is smiling before sinking that beer or soda ...

Creepy, Realistic Banana Slug Mask Is All The Best Kinds Of NOPE

Creepy, Realistic Banana Slug Mask Is All The Best Kinds Of NOPE

Just so that everybody is clearly on the same page, there is nothing any of you could do or say while wearing this unsettlingly realistic Banana Slug Mask that won't make us back away from you very slowly, at best, or possibly douse you with salt and try to cleanse you with fire. Sweet Jesus on a stick, it even has ...

Handyman Bath Towel Conveniently Conceals A Man’s Handiest Tool

Handyman Bath Towel Conveniently Conceals A Man’s Handiest Tool

Even if you can't fix a leaky sink without setting something on fire, every lady loves a man who knows how to carry his hardware when her pipes need cleaning. Just step out of the shower, wrap yourself in The Handyman Bath Towel, and strut with confidence knowing that Tool Time is only a split-second slip of this ...

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