Not that this self-drying SDJ-01 jacket modeled on Marty McFly's futuristic BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 outerwear isn't a weather-defying way to end 2015 on an apropos note, but we just have to ask: wouldn't waterproofing an ordinary jacket be both easier and less expensive? Oh, well. You probably needed something to pair ...
Screw it. We actually feel just a bit wrong calling these glorious Christmas sweaters "ugly". If being "ugly" is wrong, we don't want to be right. OK, except that one with Santa Claus recreating the photo of a starkers Kim Kardashian Force-levitating spraying champagne into a glass perched on her giant ass. That ...
It’s amazing some of the new products that are coming out today, founded on the most recent technologies, products such as the Baker Miller Pink Hoodie. It’s a hoodie like you’ve never seen, and looks futuristic-ly… very ‘cool’. So, ‘cool’, it’s guaranteed to keep you very warm in all types of foul weather before, ...
We like big knits, and we cannot lie. Imitation just may be one of the best ways to sell a pet on a nifty new bed. With some interestingly chunky wool spools and massive needles, Anna Mo has transferred the big three-inch stitches of her popular blankets and wraps to creating brilliantly colored pet beds that ...
Mock the ThinkGeek-exclusive Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf at your own risk, fellow STAR WARS-nerd tribes. You may think they're nothing short of the birthplace of everything that has ever gone horribly, horribly wrong with the franchise, but those who love these little sentient lint-balls with eyes to itty-bitty pieces tend ...
With all due respect to the ambitious rival innovators of Apple and Samsung, Sony's electronic paper watch proves that smartwatches may be trying a bit too hard. Truth be told, we're just not that hard to impress. For example, we're absolutely taken with the minimalistic form-and-function approach to a simple ...
This imported Reversible Skull Scarf proves beyond a shadow of a doubt what Tim Burton told us 22 years ago next month: even with Christmas thick in the air, there's always room for a little something darker and heavier on the side. Long and elegant, it looks impeccably at-home in any setting, whether you should ...
There's nothing quite like looking at a product like the Beer Tie Koozie and asking ourselves, "What the hell took the world so long?" Try to follow us, here. The earliest evidence of the birth of beer dates back to a 3,900-year-old Sumerian poem dedicated to patron saint of brewing - Yes, really - Ninkasi. A ...
Hey, let's get clear from the get-go, OK? Yes, this Arcade Belt Buckle is a bona fide honorarium to every quarter we pumped into STREET FIGHTER II: SUPER PREMIUM UNLEADED TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS EDITION at Chuck E. Cheese's, Barney's Bowl-A-Rama, and Freddy Fazbear's as a kid. Yes, it is made from genuine Wells ...
We all look the same in the dark. Leave little doubt, even out of uniform, who gives the ranking orders. Don a pair of officially licensed Star Trek TNG Uniform Panties from this versatile ThinkGeek three-pack, and we promise, none will question who wears the conspicuously absent pants on your bridge. Counting on a ...
Play Us A Song (ANYWHERE), You're The Piano Gloves For all the nostalgic longing after the simpler heyday of music's analog - both in production and enjoyment - there's just something about the rich creative experience that electronic instrumentation brings anywhere musicians can be inspired. Case in point? The ...
If the eighth season of the revived DOCTOR WHO has given us hope in anything, it's that there isn't so much a question of "if" we'll ever see a female regeneration of the Doctor, but thanks to the Master darkening time and space once more as "Missy", we're more optimistic than ever that it's a question of "when?" ...
Let's put aside for just a moment that Ravean Heated Tech's lightweight all-season jackets just plain look great, easily on par with anything even North Face or Eddie Bauer could offer at a fair bit greater cost. More importantly, this is superbly warm outerwear that can keep an entire body the same toasty adjustable ...
If Hoth and Dagobah taught us nothing else, it's that intergalactic travel comes with some brutal weather here and there. We have to figure Han, Luke, Leia and co. must have had access to some seriously posh footwear to keep them just deciding to take a lightsaber to their soggy, frostbitten toes. Or maybe the ...
Fair warning, ladies: if you catch a fine fellow scoping out your backside while wearing this Winky Cross-Body Bag, go against instinct and avoid turning to cheekily ask him, "And just what are YOU looking at?" This cute accessory may leave him so mesmerized, he can only stammer, "I don't know!" After all, when ...
Working for Starfleet is just like any job, there is always some type of paper work or recording activity to do. That is why the scientists at Starfleet designed the standard issue Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags – Exclusive, to match the specific color of station uniform for starships’ crews: Blue Uniform – ...
You can customize just about anything these days such as choosing a new color for your car, a new case for your mobile device, but wouldn’t it be awesome if you could customize the look of your shoes? Well, now you can with the Nike Air Force 1 iD Iridescent. This is a case of a good shoe gone… better – Nike Air ...
Let it never be suggested that we geeks want for a little dapper touch of style. We may not be the wine-and-roses set or awash with champagne and caviar, but let's just say we never fail to give formal wear a "Rebelious" flair with classy accessories that are so elegant, they're downright "Imperial". Don these ...
The Kessel Run is quite a hop, kid. We have 18 parsecs to go and less than 12 parsecs to get there. Better stock up on the essentials and stow as much as you can in something built to last. This Chewbacca Messenger Bag seriously "gets it": not many lifeforms in any galaxy near or far, far away come much tougher ...
As comfortable footwear for travels across time and space to the edge of the universe and back goes, we've always been a bit partial to the Tenth Doctor's casual trainers. Still, we have to admit, these TARDIS Moccasin Slippers exclusively from ThinkGeek may just have a leg-up. We'd bet they even pair well with a ...
Please. Did you take this for some Vault-dweller nonsense that carries simply strapped across your wrist? We are special with a capital "S" - standing for the maxed-out strength to tote any and every survival necessity the Wasteland could demand, from Rad-X, ammo and frag grenades to Red Bull, iPads, wallets, keys and ...
While airbags are pretty much standard onboard safety equipment for cars, they have found their way onto motorcycles as well. Most folks do not know this, but any serious motorcyclist does. The main obstacle with this safety features is melding safety air bags with motorcycles, some of the current deployment means ...
Space –the final frontier is currently out of reach for most here on earth, which is why the Star Trek universe is a big hit. If you love all things related to the movie franchise, especially the older series Star Trek: The Next Generation, then you will be most thrilled when you discover there are Star Trek TNG ...
If this front-loaded storage model is good enough for kangaroos bounding about Australia with their young, then there is no damn good reason this 4-in-1 Kangaroo Jacket Hoodie shouldn't more than suffice for we enlightened masters of nature to haul around phones, keys, tablets, snacks, wallets, and our own little poop ...
So, who's ready for one more smartwatch to enter the wearable-tech fray and go toe-to-toe with Apple and Samsung? Take note, the Huawei Watch's early looks and US$349-$799 introductory price range may make this a competitive Android Wear watch with some advantages over Apple's prestigious tech. U.S. pre-orders for ...
We who have more than a bit of gamer in our blood see all the world just a bit..."differently". We amble to the fridge at Midnight for some cold pizza to nibble during @MIDNIGHT, and then next thing we know, we've lost three hours just staring at the door envisioning a man-sized Game Boy with buttons big as our ...
Whatever Time It Is, It's Always 1875 Wherever This Tesla Wristwatch Goes Mainstream history might relegate him to Thomas Edison's opening act, or perhaps the Pete Best to his Ringo Star of Earth-shifting science, but time and a sense of perspective have transcended Nikola Tesla to the status of "Nerd Demigod". ...
Times will arise in life when people will tell you it isn't appropriate to strike respect and/or fear into the hearts of men with the shadowy sigil of a bat. Those people are not now, nor have they likely ever been, Batman. Also, they are wrong. After all, nobody is going to step to Bruce Wayne himself and tell ...
The Eone timepiece is a one-of-a-kind watch that is made to fit every ones’ need, to display the correct time and to look fashionable at… the same time. Eone isn’t really a watch, according to Nick Gu, the company’s lead designer, it’s a fashionable ‘timepiece’. And, that is exactly what it looks like, timelessly ...
For countless millions of people, Star Wars is much more than a movie. In fact, fictitious characters like Yoda have a real influence in the lives of most fans. If you are a fan of the epic Star Wars movies, and you crave all things related to the Star Wars universe, then you will be excited to wear this Yoda Beanie ...
Sometimes, things we stumble upon while circumnavigating these wild, wild Interwebz leaves us no choice but to temper the tongue-in-cheek and simply indulge a little genuinely captivated wonder. The sublime renderings you see are the work of Israeli makeup artist Tal Peleg, and those are not gorgeous eyes drawn and ...
America is fighting the battle of the bulge, and whether you give great thought to it or not, as you notch in that belt around your waist, that item has had a robust history. Belts have been used since the Bronze Age, anywhere from 3300 to 1200 BC.Like in the past, we largely use these items for decorative purposes ...
Humans and pets alike live such comfortable lives that we often forget how traumatic disasters can be. But first responders don’t live in such a world. These brave souls are the first people to get deployed in cases of emergency and commonly include the police, firefighters, paramedics, and other emergency employees ...
Oh, emoji. We just can't help admiring your dedication. Even as text-speak crushed even the most basic communication with two-syllable words unnecessarily halved into effortless grunts (Really, world? "Bruh?") and acronyms invented on the fly faster than a speeding Google search, you thought to yourself, "No. Language ...
Everyone’s got baggage, and they’ve been lugging it around since the beginning of mankind. Coin purses, a rather retro version of the handbag, was used as early as 3300 BC and eventually evolved into the flashy bags you see women flaunting every day. You may have your emotions in check, but if you’re carrying a ...
The search for the perfect shoes to fit the human foot rages on, but women have dominated this arena for ages with brands like Manolo Blahnik, Christian Louboutin, and Yves Saint Laurent. Though guys don’t have the same kind of style, we still look our metatarsals to look good with some added personal swagger. Nike ...
Star Wars fans breathed a huge sigh of relief when the Phantom Menace hit theaters in 1999. Through the next two installments of the franchise we were all finally able to get a good knowledge of little Anakin Skywalker and what turned him to the dark side. Also known as The Chosen One, Anakin betrayed everything he ...
What makes the world so majestic at times? Raining spiders? The flammable ice bubbles underneath Lake Abraham? What about volcanic lightning? If anything is truly beautiful in this world, it’s got to be the northern lights, also called the Aurora Borealis.The multicolored dancing lights are in reality collisions ...
We humans are probably the weirdest creatures in this galaxy. Our behavioral norms would seem astonishing to people just a few decades ago. We pay people to assault us when we get waxed, we constantly groom our hair with killer precision, and we even get laser treatments to remove our unwanted hair.Since when was hair ...
By now you’re probably quite familiar with the aspect of steampunk. This genre of sci-fi usually features steam-powered machinery along with a Victorian style of fashion. With Mad Max Fury Road still in theaters you may be craving something mechanic for next Halloween or your next costume party.Whatever the cause for ...
There’s only one Superman, and while you may not have super strength or fiery laser eyes, you can at least simulate the effect of an X-Ray before some next-gen app blows the whole concept out of the water. If you’re sick and tired of your standard gym wear or you just need to show everyone your perfect bone structure, ...
With Father’s Day looming ahead, you may be freaking out about finding a gift. They’re supposed to have all the bright ideas, not you! Whether you have a geeky dad or a sci-fi friendly mom who is both your mom and your dad, give them a much-deserved day of rest with a geek-inspired gift. You’ve got to think outside ...
You may have received a dreaded wedding invitation. You roll your eyes or simply toss the invite out the window in frustration. Since when is it okay to make people miserable even if for just one day? Stuffy formal suits and jackets are miserable when you’re sweating your balls off. So why bother? Lucky for brides ...
Everyone knows that some sunglasses add some flavor to your style, especially in those summer months when the sun keeps trying to burn off your retinas. Don’t leave your kids stranded with some lackluster sunglasses. Make them feel like the coolest animal in the kingdom.Uncle Milton’s at it again with this collection ...
Nothing says Mercury like some raw fish, and whether you’re a sushi-crazed maniac or simply think raw fish is the bee’s knees, this Japan Trend Shop has thought of a way to incorporate fishy realness into your wardrobe with Sushi Socks. Leaving nothing to the imagination these socks look like Japan’s most notorious ...
Are you a Star Wars fashionista? Looking for all the otherworldly trends you can get your hands on while expressing your individuality? Embrace your inner beast with an icon of animal strength. Nothing screams of animal more than your favorite beastly character Chewbacca. No need to go out hunting and skin your own ...
Granny panties got you feeling saggy? Tighty whities giving you a real wedgie? Toss em’, you’ve got a reputation to uphold! Nothing speaks of sex appeal like some new threads themed in your favorite galactic film universe, and Hot Topic has both sexes covered with their adult-sized line of Star Wars Underoos. If ...
For whatever your reason you need to sneak booze into a place, people have always been trying to figure out new ways of concealing alcohol in unique, sometimes ingenious ways. If you try to hide beer cans in your jacket, its likely that if you don't set off the metal detectors, the 500 pound bouncer who pats you down ...
Got a thing for skinny jeans? What is it about them that’s so darn attractive? Maybe it’s the form-fitting preference you have for your clothes. Or maybe you secretly like to show off that bulge or booty. Either way, Etsy seller DejaNeufHeures is creating custom-made Borderlands style Comic book jeans that’ll give ...
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