Yeah yeah, you have a lot of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff. How can you carry all of it in a plain old bag? You can’t! Fortunately, this bag comes from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint. You can carry everything you need and more in this TARDIS inspired messenger bag. This bag comes in the charming style ...
If you miss your pair of Heelys or have always wanted a pair then these skates may make you reconsider. These are a huge upgrade to the classic shoe and will get you gliding where you need to go at speeds up to 10 mph. For those who aren’t familiar, Heelys are shoes with a wheel built into the sole that help you move ...
If you’ve ever found yourself wishing for a pair of Nike Air Max sneakers then this might be what you’re looking for. These crochet slippers will have you flying high (not on a hoverboard yet) as you walk around looking like Marty McFly. Since no one we know of can knit a DeLorean (if you do let us know… seriously) ...
For being based on the technology that inspired the “Fallout” video game franchise’s world, the Nixie Tube Watch is one feature-rich little timepiece. Each slim watch’s body weighs 70 grams and is milled from a single solid piece of either titanium or aluminium 7075 measuring 56 by 44 by 15.5 millimeters and ...
There isn’t a whole lot you could convince us bacon cannot improve. Ice cream sundae? Needs more bacon. BLT? Your sandwich could contain at least two-thirds more bacon if you would only ditch the lettuce and tomato. What could possibly make a NyQuil nap better? The scrumptious taste of bacon filling our mouths right ...
If anyone should ever compare a sweet taste of your lips to the indulgent deliciousness of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, we pray they would never refer to the crunchy variety. Leave nothing to chance and prepare yourself for that picture-perfect smooch with the officially licensed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Lip Kit. ...
You have a sunrise meeting with your kingdom’s most dimwitted-yet-influential barbarian lord over teeming coffee and bacon burnt black to parley for a leave of absence from your labor and livelihood to join the joviality of your village’s Renaissance Festival. Sadly, you lack sufficient wisdom to enchant your +5 ...
Staring at this Mario Kart LED Twinkling Bracelet’s 15 luminous lights inspired us to wax philosophical about Rainbow Road’s foundational reality. Stick with us. What if that illustrious, vibrantly bedecked course is really nothing more than some cosmic overlord’s garish bangle? Much like their animated ...
By a wide margin, football is easily the most physically uncomfortable sport to enjoy as a live spectator. At any level, the sport’s intense gladiatorial energy shares an indelible bond with a rugged pride born of clashing violently in much of North America’s most seasonally distasteful weather. As avowed nerds, not ...
There’s really no wrong way to let the world know you’d rather be fishing than doing whatever it is that's actually devouring your time. Some people display a conspicuous “Gone Fishing” sign to let passersby know they’re merrily wetting a line. Others display the “decency” to fake a cold before buggering off to see ...
Hey, kids! Look! We have a nostalgia-milking officially licensed Nintendo product now available for extremely limited pre-orders. If you aren’t already slinging wads of cash toward your screen at escape velocity, you may have missed your chance to own this sweet throwback to the Halcyon days of The House That Mario ...
As Billy Joel once sang, “The good old days weren’t always good.” Case in point? This greatest-hits collection of bombastic hairstyles from the 1980s. Ah, yes. That decade when monoliths of cash lay buried beneath mountains of cocaine on every street corner, America couldn’t “just say no” to eight years of ...
Mermaids Trade in Their A Glistening Tail For....Um, Pockets? We’ve shown off concepts similar to this before, but these tactile disappearing-reappearing sequins never fail to amuse us anew every time they adorn something. With a new school year right around the corner, ThinkGeek would like to help every awesomely ...
For those who are familiar with the unique means of telling time using liquid-and-bellows, then the brand HYT will ring a bell. While the watch company is well-known for their subtle recent deigns, such as the HYT HO, their newest watch – H4 Neo, comes as a surprise, a good surprise. The new design displays hinted ...
Goodness, where does the time go? Those of us who have long since greeted a certain age remember a moment when the “smartest” phone any of us had ever laid eyes on was a phone cleverly disguised as a shoe from which Agent 86 could ring up the Chief and their fellow CONTROL cohorts. That was before Sports ...
Many watch brands are now creating themed type watches, and, if you know someone who is obsessed with the stars, then the Stargazer’s watch will make the perfect gift. It has both the Big Dipper and Little Dipper displayed artistically on the face of the watch, a blacklight function, stylish hand decorations (the ...
In case you missed the April 26 announcement coinciding with annual Alien Day celebrations of the timelessly terrifying cinematic sci-fi franchise, Reebok has taken one hell of a plunge into appreciation for sacred nerdy cows by unveiling the Alien Stomper “Final Battle” Pack, an immensely collectible pair of ...
Amazon has created something special, it’s a standalone selfie machine that can not only take full-length photos and videos, but also responds to voice commands using the company’s new home assistant, Alexa, part of the Echo family. There are some interesting things the Echo Look can do, such as using an app to ...
Just about anyone who has ever begun a creative process from scratch and seen it through to completion has stumbled across Michaelangelo’s recollections of sculpting his Renaissance masterpiece David: he gazed upon the unchiseled marble until he glimpsed the human form imprisoned within. Only then did he take up his ...
How would you like a touchscreen watch? Oh, yeah, they have them now, thanks to Diesel – the innovative watchmaker. It’s a hybrid smartwatch and tracker that is designed to satisfy the desires of consumers for ‘all’ things new, by adding the latest technology to the their popular classic watch design, along with ...
If you want to embrace the force like never before, then empower your inner Jedi or Sith Lord with a leather Steampunk Hat inspired by characters from the Star Wars franchise. Classic Steampunk headgear fashioned after iconic characters like the little droids R2D2 and BB-8, Chewbacca, a Rebel Pilot, an Imperial Pilot, ...
Impact Resistant Gloves Prevent Impact And Cut Hazards With Dupont Kevlar There are countless industries that have tasks that pose a risk to worker safety, where cuts and burns are potential hazards. Although, gloves are a mandatory piece of safety attire when doing hazardous work, the hands aren’t the only part of ...
Smartphones have changed the way people do ‘things’, and it is the portable camera that these come with that is having the greatest impact on people’s lives. While people are able to capture many unexpected occurrences, events, and special moments with friends and family with their phone’s traditional camera, if they ...
Remember the Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket we featured not so long ago? You know, the one composed of vinyl treated with downright motherly loving care to resemble cured human flesh with the most disturbing possible realism? Yeah, that Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket. If you own one and keep coming to the conclusion ...
The Japanese have a saying about identity: “A man is whatever room he is in.” Within its actual context, it means that everyone adapts to suit the environment and the company kept therein. Intrepid fashion designer Lauren “The Alchemist” Bowker and her firm The Unseen have upped the ante on that ode to personal ...
Fascinating in function though it is, wearable tech typically isn’t exactly for everyone. User-friendliness can vary steeply, as often does just how overall individually beneficial people find convenient devices ranging from a Fitbit to increasingly feature-rich Apple or Android Wear smartwatches. Whether your ...
The Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket fills us with so many questions. We aren’t sure how many of them we want answered, either. Let’s start with the first, foremost, and simplest curiosity to answer: Jesus atop a cookie-shitting unicorn, who would set out to make something like this?! Look no further than Etsy artisans ...
As demonstrated by former CIA officer Jason Hanson on "Shark Tank," the Escape & Evasion Gun Belt just might be tougher than the pistol grip of any weapon holstered to it. Hanson designed this phenomenally durable pants-securing accessory because he wanted a gun belt that could carry items potentially ...
There are times when the temperature gets colder than expected, and when that happens it’s no fun to get caught away from home shivering outside. While hoodies are an excellent choice of clothing when the weather is not too cold, they can’t substitute for a jacket to keep you warm, especially when it get’s colder than ...
As much as we love the unique nerdy camaraderie of proudly displaying the colors of our respective fandom "tribes," it's occasionally refreshing to see clothing and accessories that are as "stealthily" fashionable as they are subtle and clever in their pop-culture tributes. At a brief glance, we would have likely ...
You might call it "make-believe" when we strap on this Jetpack Backpack and run around a Walmart parking lot making "Whoosh!" noises with our arms outstretched. We call it "dressing for the job we want: flying nerd-blogger sidekicks to Cliff Secord, The Rocketeer." Please, learn from our horribly disfigured ...
The internet's obsessive love affair with bacon may run to immeasurable depths, but for all its inarguable culinary virtues and versatility, we offer this anecdotal warning: pork products make poor fashion accessories. We know. Heresy, right? How we wish our experiments had played out differently. Unfortunately, we ...
If you haven't noticed, the winter air has steadily gone colder than a cryogenically frozen polar bear's daddy-bag lately. Keep your noggin toasty as the inside of a chimichanga with this Marvel Deadpool Beanie, an exclusive original item created by ThinkGeek. This is no ordinary beanie, either. Why settle for a ...
Once upon a time, visionary jewelry designer Nadja Buttendorf saw a ring. She liked it so much, she put a finger on it. Why seek out a helping hand when an extra finger will do? A "Fingerring," as it were. Buttendorf took the liberty of creating a brief YouTube playlist showcasing the many ways a quality Fingerring ...
Only a Big Daddy's unparalleled toughness and savagery could suffice to protect Rapture's most precious assets, the Little Sisters. For these re-purposed ne'er-do-wells of Andrew Ryan's Utopia, there's no such thing as too big an arsenal or too much storage for toting it around, if it means reducing anything that ...
We just closed the book on the twentieth season of "South Park." Take a moment to digest that. The first time many of us saw the pilot episode "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe," a Clinton indeed held court over the White House. As Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Burton team up to commemorate two complete decades of the ...
"Bag To The Future." Some names just leave little left to explain: it's an officially licensed backpack inspired by "Back to the Future." Naturally, we'll take a dozen, thanks. Just pop six AA batteries (sorry, not included) into the pack and revel in the blue glow of tomorrow emanating from those swank LED ...
Fruit of the Loom has finally made up the ground separating swank style from functional comfort. We long for day Corporate America concedes that there's something to be said for the 2016 Professional Collection's printed fleece sweatsuits designed to emulate "formal" styles that actually left us fooled and gobsmacked ...
Does your clothes not smell as clean as they should? Are you thinking about taking them to the dry cleaner, again? If you consider all of the times people take their cloths to a dry cleaner, to get unwanted, lingering smells out, then you know it can get expensive. Thankfully, there is the Freshcloz Garment ...
There are some times when business and nature can get along, a good example is the cork industry. Did you know that cork oak forests help stave off desertification, and become sanctuaries for a plethora of animal life, including endangered species? Well, cork has many uses in all types of industries, even in the ...
Ho, ho, ho! Hello, world! Santa Claus, here. The good* little boys and girls at Unique Hunters asked Jolly Ol' St. Nick to take a moment from getting ready for my yearly Christmas flight around the globe to recommend the DCI Santa's Bottle Cap to families who need a few practical stocking-stuffers. "Of course," ...
Don't jump to any conclusions about our Unicorn Light-Up Slippers. We didn't need to slaughter two mythical horned beasts to traipse about our living room on chilly weekend mornings in magically adorable fashion. The baby unicorns volunteered. Honest. Humbled though we are by the willing sacrifice of such ...
The original "Star Trek" is nothing if not timeless. It was an exciting, fun, and often thoughtful slice of sci-fi cheese 50 years ago and the years have only endeared it further to one generation after another. Time may stand still today when we venture aboard Capt. James T. Kirk's iconic U.S.S. Enterprise ...
Wearing these ThinkGeek-original Chewbacca Slippers always reminds us of what our fathers used to tell us about rubbing a rabbit's foot for good luck: "It wasn't so lucky for the rabbit, was it?" They might let loose with two authentic, different Wookie sounds as we walk when we have them switched on, but they ...
Every child is one embarrassing case of excessive hair growth away from being an Ewok. There are more than a few adoption agencies who refuse to deal with us because we've expressed a vocal preference for hirsutism six-year-olds with hirsutism. Fortunately, this Ewok Kids' Beanie offers us an alternative. Now, our ...
People wonder why we refuse to grow complacently into adulthood. Why would we? Look at all the cool stuff 10-year-olds get to wear that we would have to give up. It just wasn't enough for Fun.com to release a line of superhero-styled Marvel and DC "secret identity" and "alter-ego" formal wear that makes getting ...
In world that is Game of Thrones, “Winter is Coming” says says the bannermen of the House of Stark, and all are reminded that “The End is Nigh”. Now, you can show your allegiance when you gear-up with this special edition House Stark infantry shield backpack. Sure it’s a backpack, but you would never know when you ...
Just about any day can be a good day to die. There's never any honor in bearing one's nerdy armaments in a messenger bag that says anything less than, "Brute strength is not the most important asset in a fight, and I am not a geek to be trifled with." The sigil stamped on this Klingon Messenger Bag's front flap is ...
Believe it or not, yes, we have given some thought to just how zoological research should proceed in the event that someone discovers a real-life unicorn living in the wild. This Unicorn Poop Stuffed Scarf encapsulates so very many of our questions. Since Doodle the Unicorn bears a striking, almost suspicious ...
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