If you can't be handsome, at least by handy. For all we use our mitts for on a daily basis, you'd think our miraculous autonomic nervous system would'e better adapted itself by now to keep them warm and limber instead of stiffly frozen solid during the coldest 4-6 months out of the year. Luckily, a majestic and ...
The Kessel Run is quite a hop, kid. We have 18 parsecs to go and less than 12 parsecs to get there. Better stock up on the essentials and stow as much as you can in something built to last. This Chewbacca Messenger Bag seriously "gets it": not many lifeforms in any galaxy near or far, far away come much tougher ...
Let's just admit it: at this juncture in the DC Universe, Batman is ostensibly God. He is rivaled only by Superman as the comic label's longest-running character and synonymous icon of the brand's legacy. Along with Green Lantern, Wonder Woman and the Flash, he is one of the foundational members of the legendary ...
OK, so before EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS hits theaters this Christmas, the STAR WARS movies to date are batting about .500 for overall watchability, but the toys? Oh, STAR WARS a toy collector's institution for inspiring sweet collectibles. So it has been in decades past, so it shall be again as Hot Toys welcomes ...
If there's a finer life to be lived than a day in the life of the Rebel Alliance, we haven't quite found it yet. Ah, to be greeted in the morning by the howling winds of Hoth carrying the all-natural eau du parfum of bantha dookie. We'd give all we have to sleep on the moon of Endor to the lullaby squeels of ...
As comfortable footwear for travels across time and space to the edge of the universe and back goes, we've always been a bit partial to the Tenth Doctor's casual trainers. Still, we have to admit, these TARDIS Moccasin Slippers exclusively from ThinkGeek may just have a leg-up. We'd bet they even pair well with a ...
No. Nope. Nyet, negatory, and nein. Sorry, gang, but we is scientistic. STAR WARS: EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS Millennium Falcon Bluetooth Speaker, we call B.S. (Bantha-S***) on this one. Look, Han Solo loved him some sweet tech, especially a ship that could, by his explanation, travel some measured distance in ...
Car crashes are uniquely terrifying enough for adults to behold. Imagine one through a child's eyes. One moment, life is a but a merry cruise down a tree-lined, sun-dappled street. The next instant feels like a year as the world explodes in twisted, crashing steel and broken glass. Want to top that? Imagine it ...
Please. Did you take this for some Vault-dweller nonsense that carries simply strapped across your wrist? We are special with a capital "S" - standing for the maxed-out strength to tote any and every survival necessity the Wasteland could demand, from Rad-X, ammo and frag grenades to Red Bull, iPads, wallets, keys and ...
Star War fans are spoiled, because there is no shortage of awesome collectibles available to deck out their personal spaces. Well, it just got more… ‘awesome-r’ with the release of iHome TIE Fighter Bluetooth® Speaker. This TIE Fighter is fully equipped to handle any home mission. As a wireless speaker, it can fly ...
Combining two passions such as gaming and music is nothing new; take a listen to your favorite games sometime. Some newer games have incredible background tunes and epic musical masterpieces playing, especially during intense moments of game play. Although music and gaming commonly court each other, now, it seems ...
Even Sith lords get in the holiday spirit, don't they? Pssst. Hey, Dime-Store Clark Griswold: a certain Sith lord finds your lack of egg nog disturbing. We pity scum who find a 16-Foot Inflatable Darth Vader glowering down at them from your yard and still figure that a re-gifted Hayden Christensen Snuggie from ...
Etsy seller and maker of lovingly crafted props and replicas since 2006 Dark Matter Props has stolen our hearts with their appreciation for a not-so-secret but often under-appreciated fact about a Marvel icon: underneath that unbreakable, nearly invincible adamantium, Wolverine's claws bone protrusions that erupt from ...
British designers Rock N Rose are giving the world the opportunity to wear gold-encrusted crap on their fingers. Literally. Also pizza, a hand giving the "ok" symbol, and other widely used emoji (even sassy hair-flip girl!). Previously confined only to text message, the UK trio behind Rock N Rose has minted a line of ...
Force inspired folks are drooling over the latest addition to the Star Wars saga, and if the trailer shines any light on what the movie promises to be, it’s bound to be force-full of awesomeness! One of the currently trending characters in the upcoming flick - Star Wars: The Force Awakens™, is the adorable BB-8 ...
Hey! You! Yes, you - the nerf-herder with the wookie. By our watch, you have about three parsecs to either cough some insurance information up or extract the Millennium Falcon from our wall before we flag down the first Imperial Starcruiser we can hail to haul your ship off to the first Hutt with two credits to rub ...
The Force is strong with you. Whether you spend your days putting down Rebel uprisings or slaying the Imperial threat of the Sith, so is the Exhaustion. At the end of the day, STAR WARS enthusiasts, treat your body like the Temple of Coruscant. Embrace the lighter side of these ThinkGeek-exclusive STAR WARS Throw ...
Have you ever seen an alien? Alien sightings are few and far between, chances are you may not see a ‘real’ alien anytime soon, but that’s ok. Now, you don’t have to wait around under the stars to see one, now you can abduct your own extraterrestrial – alien. Own a real statue of an Out-of-this-World Alien Extra ...
Superhero work isn’t easy, especially if you are an undercover, beyond top secret spy like Natasha Romanoff – the Black Widow, from Marvel’s Cinematic Universe. When not performing covert operations to save humanity, what does a super lady or super dude… do? Well, most superheroes are people too, and they need ...
It was a Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock ringing, and all throughout the house, not a creepy crawling creature was stirring, not even a mouse. It was 1993 when this Tim Burton film was released; since then, Christmas has never been the same. For fans of the stop motion film fantasy, this cuckoo clock is a ...
As admittedly mind-bendingly cool as the Musical Tesla Coil undisputedly is, this merits a bit of caution. High-voltage, high-frequency electricity is nothing to toy with lightly, nor is soldering in the process of work with potential electrical hazards. This may not be an ideal purchase for any burgeoning Tony Starks ...
Lovers of sci-fi space movies know that when there are spaceship scenes showing interior areas of a ship, where pipes are exposed, there needs to be some kind of smoke/steam spewing out from time to time, to make it realistic looking. Hammacher Schlemmer – the creator of the tabletop R2-D2 Humidifier unit knows this ...
Space –the final frontier is currently out of reach for most here on earth, which is why the Star Trek universe is a big hit. If you love all things related to the movie franchise, especially the older series Star Trek: The Next Generation, then you will be most thrilled when you discover there are Star Trek TNG ...
Da dum daaa dum da da da dum daaa dum da da da dum dada (Star Wars imperial theme song playing in the background), a new Star Wars Monopoly game has reached Earth’s shores, and it is themed around The Force Awakens. This is the game you’re looking for, unlike traditional monopoly games; this game is strictly a battle ...
There is but one Whopper to sate two hungry, hungry beasts. Let the battle commence. https://youtu.be/nluU-LAGe5A Before there was the gladitorial rugby-scrum nonsense that is Black Friday at Walmart, there was Hungry, Hungry Hippos - the original chaotic storm of "There is only so much to go around, AND I WILL ...
If we don't say, this is the stuff that cautionary tales about what bath salts do to the logic center of the brain are made of. So, here goes: Portal Mirrors from Etsy seller TigerMoonArts are not actual portals. Trying to use them as portals will likely knock you unconscious No, we are not hiding something from ...
Let the Jedi be ambivalent to riches, adventure, and glory. Sith gonna Sith, yo. In the galaxy at any given time, always two Sith there are - no more, no less: a master and apprentice. All well and good, but only 500 of the $28,500 Devon STAR WARS Watches exist in this or any other galaxy. Good news, everyone: ...
Guarantees You'll Always Know Which Droid To Look For Whatever you just can't seem to wash your hands completely clean of, trust a faithful droid to mop up in your stead. Hey, after all, think of all the Imperial lives R2-D2 had precious few ethical problems helping to end by showing the Rebels just how to hit ...
When you really sit back and take a long look at the STAR WARS saga, some potential-laden characters and creatures begin standing out for just how under-used they seem. Think about Boba Fett and Darth Maul, for example. For all their impressively designed menace and how magnetic they are onscreen, we get a grand ...
We don't dare try to account for the sum of bleeding-edge technologies that Cyberdyne wove together to give rise to SkyNet, but we really like to think that nabbing our very own heavily used, battle-scarred T-850 for somewhere in the USD$2,800 neighborhood is an utter steal. Yeah, the big guy has taken a kicking ...
Hey there, R2-D2...when did you go and get so handsome and classically classy-looking? American Tourister has long been one of the world's benchmarks of hard-to-bust, ruggedly handsome classic luggage for a moon or two, now. It also happens to be the official luggage of Disneyland and Walt Disney World Resort, ...
Go ahead. Give the neighborhood hellions terrorizing your Jack O' Lanterns this October a truly terror-urine-soaked "Long Halloween" with a little help from ThinkGeek's Joker Ground Breaker....and, according to what we think is a superbly vengeful suggestion, a motion-controlled spotlight. Seriously, ThinkGeek: you ...
We will forever and ever honor and obey Netflix - if for no other reason, then because The Netflix giveth ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, HO-- -- USE OF CARDS, DAREDEVIL and BOJACK HORSEMAN and if the disappearance of any beloved movie or TV show from its streaming lineup after it has sat in our queues unwatched for months ...
You Will Make Any Snack Run In Time It Takes To Look Up What A Parsec Is Yeah, Han. We heard you the first time, it's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Zombie Jebus, that Kessel Run gets faster every time you tell that story, we're sure. Look, we just don't care. We're always ...
All things considered, officially licenses STAR WARS merchandise bats at least a respectable .500 even on the bad days. Thankfully, for every rubber Jar Jar Binks Halloween mask terrorizing the world thanks to some folks ar Lucasfilm shooting for the moon and blowing their naughty bits off betting on the wide appeal ...
Alright, so this Mushroom Backpack isn't exactly a husky rucksack equipped for a trek across the most mountainous reaches of Mario and Luigi's backyard, but it's a comfortably adjustable backpack fit for all ages and accommodating of just about any everyday item anybody could need to haul around all the live-long day. ...
If you are a true fan of the Star Wars universe, then this Star Wars Lightsaber Heat Change Mug is just what you’re looking for to add to your collection of Star Wars memorabilia. Lightsabers are a Jedi Knight’s unique tool to get the job done – striking down Sith Lords. And no Jedi Knight would leave home without one ...
Star Wars has many strange life forms, and unique characters abound, characters like C3-P0 and R2-D2 are a few of the best known and recognized. Of these, R2-D2 is definitely the more adventurous of the two. He is known for looking for adventure and enjoys life more than C3-PO, which makes it a logical choice to ...
There are some pairs of best friends no Force in a galaxy far, far away should ever tear asunder. Nothing could keep Han and Chewie apart for long. Fate brought the Skywalker siblings together again in arms against the Empire after coming of age and into adulthood on Tatooine and Alderaan. Woe betide the poor schmuck ...
You are feeling relaxed and amused… we’ll maybe you're not, but you could be if you got a Hypnocube Animated LED Cube. Technology has brought many wonderful things into our lives like those punch-in-time clocks at work, and it has created many new industries along with many new jobs. Unfortunately, the byproducts ...
Have you ever wondered what the droids of the STAR WARS universe do with themselves between movies, short-lived-but-great Saturday morning cartoon shows, hit-or-miss video games, two made-for-TV Ewok specials we're still gobsmacked actually exist, and a one immortal, horrible holiday special? Neither had we, until ...
You know, it really is unfortunate that every enemy of the Empire that would think it a gas to hang Darth Vader's head on a wall as a fascinating conversation piece post-rebellion is either dead (Obi-Wan Kanobi, Yoda) or a blood relative (Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa). Hm. Maybe Han and Chewie retired to a quiet ...
We're just going to lay this straight for you: the Wesco Spaceboy Rocket Ship Garbage Can is no refuse receptacle for the mature-at-heart. Truth be told, if you aren't providing your own NASA Mission Control commentary and making retro-rocket noises as you deposit pizza crusts in this double-tough sheet steel can ...
Tony Stark is fueled as much by dry wit and bravado as alcohol and, once upon a time, a previously unknown element he re-discovered in his basement. We like to think the supremely powerful android Vision, being imbued with the consciousness of Stark's one-time intelligent assistant JARVIS, might have absorbed just ...
For decades, Star Wars fans of all ages have only had a dream to hold onto, to experience the Star Wars universe up front and personal; and now they can! Today’s technology makes it possible to actually bring to life many aspects of the Star Wars universe, such as droids like the cute little BB-8, inspired from one of ...
Few people on this planet are unfamiliar with Star Wars; Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Obi-One and Han Solo are easily recognizable names, so is the Han’s famous ship the Millennium Falcon. There have been droves of toys made from the movie’s characters and starships, and most kids’ imagination have pondered on what ...
"Christmas every day?" Look, even when we were kids, we knew no one could really withstand egg nog, horrific sweaters, gingerbread and schmaltzy covers of the same centuries-old carols (and one sweet Mariah Carey song) 365 days running. Now, making every day Force Friday, on the other hand? We always did think that ...
If you like Steampunk’s unique style – Victorian era melded with Mad Max future waste land aesthetics, with a good dose of H.G. Wells’ science fiction type of futuristic story lines - then you will surely find these Steampunk goggles an essential part of your survival gear. These are not specifically design to ...
Guys, there is no joy here. We ordinarily roast gems of joyfol geekdom with great relish. Truth be told, this particular write-up ends with tremendous sadness. It's METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN. By writing this, we acknowledge it has arrived. That being so, that means the world has welcomed its last Hideo ...
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