Drinking From The Helmet Of A Stormtrooper Is The Best Thing In LIfe

If there’s a finer life to be lived than a day in the life of the Rebel Alliance, we haven’t quite found it yet.

Ah, to be greeted in the morning by the howling winds of Hoth carrying the all-natural eau du parfum of bantha dookie. We’d give all we have to sleep on the moon of Endor to the lullaby squeels of humping newlywed Ewoks in the hut next door, only to have it drowned out by drunken “Yub Nub”. All else is misery.

Join us, won’t you, and raise the helmet of a slain Stormtrooper – or, at the very least, this STAR WARS Stormtrooper Helmet Design Mug – to the hard-scrabble days of galactic rebellion, fallen Bothans and all. Truly, there’s no sweeter sip than that taken from battle armor you’ve peeled from a dead foe’s noggin – especially when it holds 20 ounces of the hot or cold beverage of your choice. All the better when that taken helmet can be fashioned removable insulating lid top to keep the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold.

Truly, it is best in life to drink hot cocoa from the equipment that failed to stop the head shot the blind bastard never saw coming. WARNING: Stormtrooper armor is really not recommended for microwave use.

  • Star Wars Stormtrooper Helmet Design Mug comes with a removable lid top to cover and insulate beverages
  • Ceramic coffee mug holds 20 ounces of hot or cold beverages. Dimensions: 4.5 x 5 x 6.5 in
  • 3D drink cup has raised dimensional elements to give 3D effect and to make the Stormtrooper feel real!
  • Perfect for the ultimate Star Wars fan. Comes boxed
  • Hand-wash only, not recommended for microwave use

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2 Comments
  1. Jemiel Elio Joshua Lambert B. Suaverdez

  2. what happened to “Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women”? oh wait … wrong movie…

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