All things considered, officially licenses STAR WARS merchandise bats at least a respectable .500 even on the bad days. Thankfully, for every rubber Jar Jar Binks Halloween mask terrorizing the world thanks to some folks ar Lucasfilm shooting for the moon and blowing their naughty bits off betting on the wide appeal of irritating, awkward galactic quasi-jingoism, there’s a sweet set of collector’s glasses commemorating the original trilogy.
For glitchy copy of STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED II on any video game platform, there’s the original predecessor or STAR WARS: KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC to remind us when LucasArts gave a genuine damn.
For every bit of Darth Maul memorabilia and merch….you know, scratch that. He’s still our pick for “One-Off Bad-Ass We Hated To See Cleaved In Two”.
These 3D STAR WARS: EPISODE VII – THE FORCE AWAKENS coasters certainly get the Disney/Lucasfilm era’s first entry in the classic saga off to a fine, tasteful merchandising start. You’ll swear it’s the very power of the Force itself that sends characters from this holiday season’s anticipated galactic blockbuster jumping off these eight handsome bar accessories to ward off whatever stains would threaten to overtake your home. Even the deepest Dark Side of coffee and cola rings can’t hold up to a line of stormtroopers holding the line or Chewie staring the rebellious surface-defacing scum down.