Darth Vader Light-And-Sound Wall Decor Is A Geeky Taxidermist Wet Dream

You know, it really is unfortunate that every enemy of the Empire that would think it a gas to hang Darth Vader’s head on a wall as a fascinating conversation piece post-rebellion is either dead (Obi-Wan Kanobi, Yoda) or a blood relative (Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa).

Hm. Maybe Han and Chewie retired to a quiet careers as artistic taxidermists?

Either way, nothing says “fear me more than the Dark Side” quite like hanging your hat on a Sith Lord’s head. Unfortunately, Luke gave Daddy Dearest a toasty sendoff with a little help from a herd of jubilant Ewoks, so you’ll have to settle for decorating the den with the late Anakin Skywalker’s mask. Luckily, this comes with a few perks: when powered by three AAA batteries, this 9″ wide x 8″ tall mask’s eyes light up red when it senses nearby motion and delivers a few choice words of wheezing, menacing warnings to passersby:

“Join me and together we can rule the galaxy.”

“Don’t underestimate the Force.”

“Give yourself to the Dark Side.”

Hey, bonus! With dear old Anakin no longer so attached to his helmet, we can reasonably guarantee, Darth Vader will not attempt to Force-choke the annoying out of that quirky talking fish from last Christmas every time it interrupts his foreboding urges to join the Dark/Fun Side.

Still….might want to shift Billy Bass over to irritating people in the crapper.

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