You Will Make Any Snack Run In Time It Takes To Look Up What A Parsec Is
Yeah, Han. We heard you the first time, it’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Zombie Jebus, that Kessel Run gets faster every time you tell that story, we’re sure.
Look, we just don’t care. We’re always thinking a “parsec” sounds like a green garnish best ignored alongside a perfectly seared steak. Really impress us AND Her Worshipfulness, your lay-lady-Leia, and show us how fast the Millenium Falcon gets the fresh bruschetta and brie out with the wine before her brother Luke arrives to spend Life Day with the family, you domesticated nerf-herder, you.
May the kitsch be with you when your viewing parties commence in advance of STAR WARS: EPISODE VII – THE FORCE AWAKENS storming theaters this Christmas by treating your guests to amazing appetizers served from ThinkGeek’s sweet and exclusively licensed Millennium Falcon Serving Platter. Measuring just over a foot long and as impressively detailed a recreation of Han’s baby as you’ll ever find, not even Greedo himself would dare blame you for making “WHOOSH” noises as you swoop egg rolls around the room on it before “tractor-beaming” it down to a safe landing before amused/awkwardly-glancing-around guests.
Of course, if they do grief you over it, just have a hairy buff-dude friend around who minds neither your always calling him “Chewie” or ripping arms off people who just won’t stop insisting on watching THE PHANTOM MENACE first.
She’s a tough ol’ bird, but be a bit gentle. This melamine platter is neither microwave-nor dishwasher-safe.
- Materials: Melamine
- Dimensions: 10 1/4″ x 14 1/4″
- Weight: 13 oz.
buenisimo