We’re sure that your mother told you to put your tongue back in your mouth at some point during your childhood. Maybe you even went so far as to lick your sibling just to irritate them. Well that’s ...

If you’ve ever had to rush off to work without time to brew a hot cup of coffee, you know how miserable the day will be. Coffee is a staple and even necessary ingredient to a good morning. For those ...

You cannot deceive these Black Like My Soul Marshmallows with that inky void comprising the furthest recesses of your being. Even a hollow, heartless husk wouldn’t dare resist this morose ...

Jelly Belly’s assorted Krispy Kreme Jelly Beans will hopefully inspire Dunkin’ Donuts to think twice about that plan to eventually cut its name in half. We get it, guys. The winds of change told ...

If anyone should ever compare a sweet taste of your lips to the indulgent deliciousness of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, we pray they would never refer to the crunchy variety. Leave nothing to chance ...

When you are in the mood for snacking, and you want something different and uniquely delicious, then reach for the Party Time Cotton Candy Collection. You don’t have to wait to host a party to enjoy ...

Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars leave us at a bit of a loss. This is gratuitous delectability. Somebody somewhere in Europe looked contemplatively at a plate of sinfully rich Milka chocolate candy, ...

Frankly, kids, Santa has just about had it up to a reindeer's scalp with your milk and cookies. So has everyone else. Instead, do Santa's elves, Mrs. Claus, and nine reindeer with herniated discs ...

Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist finitely. In fact, if anything, they might ...

If short videos on the Internet have taught us anything, it's this: nature has a disconcerting knack for blending the adorable with the threatening, terrifying, and deadly. Don't believe us? Assemble ...

We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back ...

Black Tap Gourmet Milkshakes Are So Good, We Can't Even... Since movies never ever lie to us - least of all cinema, the impeccable realism of Quentin Tarantino - we accept a pretty sound standard ...

It's damned hard to have too many gummy candies of any kind on hand. Like, virtually impossible. Can't be done. It's much easier to experience the massive letdown of not having any more when you feel ...

Beer is not entirely unlike Tabasco sauce. This Brew Candy mixed bag proves it. Stay with us. We're going somewhere with this. Much like Tabasco, it seems nearly anything flavored with some ...

There's just something all-powerful about owning a Jelly Belly Vending Machine. It tells our guests, "That's right, we can afford an obscene volume of jelly beans. Since we wish to go on being able ...

After witnessing the in-no-way-subtley-masturbatory catharsis of the Stress Sausage, we felt certain the good people of Firebox were...well, good people. We are no longer so certain we haven't ...

We've been hard at work reaching one very convincing conclusion: actual Jolly Ranchers make terrible pillows. Like, seriously horrible "I regret everything" bedding. For comfort's sake, we realize ...

You've all heard of Santa Claus. Red nose, belly of jelly, a hearty Ho-ho-ho ready at his lips. But do you know Krampus? Think of Krampus as the Anti-Santa, or, better yet, Santa's bastard ...

Everyone loves eating right? And who doesn't love getting a good nights sleep, right? But can these two wondrous things be combined? Apparently they can, although we're not sure if anything good can ...