If you’ve ever had to rush off to work without time to brew a hot cup of coffee, you know how miserable the day will be. Coffee is a staple and even necessary ...

You cannot deceive these Black Like My Soul Marshmallows with that inky void comprising the furthest recesses of your being. Even a hollow, heartless husk ...

Jelly Belly’s assorted Krispy Kreme Jelly Beans will hopefully inspire Dunkin’ Donuts to think twice about that plan to eventually cut its name in half. We ...

If anyone should ever compare a sweet taste of your lips to the indulgent deliciousness of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, we pray they would never refer to the ...

When you are in the mood for snacking, and you want something different and uniquely delicious, then reach for the Party Time Cotton Candy Collection. You ...

Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars leave us at a bit of a loss. This is gratuitous delectability. Somebody somewhere in Europe looked contemplatively at a plate of ...

Frankly, kids, Santa has just about had it up to a reindeer's scalp with your milk and cookies. So has everyone else. Instead, do Santa's elves, Mrs. Claus, ...

Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist ...

If short videos on the Internet have taught us anything, it's this: nature has a disconcerting knack for blending the adorable with the threatening, ...

We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and ...

Black Tap Gourmet Milkshakes Are So Good, We Can't Even... Since movies never ever lie to us - least of all cinema, the impeccable realism of Quentin ...

It's damned hard to have too many gummy candies of any kind on hand. Like, virtually impossible. Can't be done. It's much easier to experience the massive ...

Beer is not entirely unlike Tabasco sauce. This Brew Candy mixed bag proves it. Stay with us. We're going somewhere with this. Much like Tabasco, it ...

There's just something all-powerful about owning a Jelly Belly Vending Machine. It tells our guests, "That's right, we can afford an obscene volume of jelly ...

After witnessing the in-no-way-subtley-masturbatory catharsis of the Stress Sausage, we felt certain the good people of Firebox were...well, good people. We ...

We've been hard at work reaching one very convincing conclusion: actual Jolly Ranchers make terrible pillows. Like, seriously horrible "I regret everything" ...

You've all heard of Santa Claus. Red nose, belly of jelly, a hearty Ho-ho-ho ready at his lips. But do you know Krampus? Think of Krampus as the Anti-Santa, ...

You’ve probably chewed gum since you were a little kid, but did you know there are some weird ways to use it other than that? You may have thought about it, ...

Everyone loves eating right? And who doesn't love getting a good nights sleep, right? But can these two wondrous things be combined? Apparently they can, ...