If you’ve ever had to rush off to work without time to brew a hot cup of coffee, you know how miserable the day will be. Coffee is a staple and even necessary ingredient to a good morning. For those bored with traditional coffee or who don’t have enough time, caffeine alternatives often leave a lot to be desired. ...
You cannot deceive these Black Like My Soul Marshmallows with that inky void comprising the furthest recesses of your being. Even a hollow, heartless husk wouldn’t dare resist this morose foodstuff’s indulgently sweet vanilla taste. Relinquish your desperate, clinging grip on rainbow-crapping unicorns and other ...
Jelly Belly’s assorted Krispy Kreme Jelly Beans will hopefully inspire Dunkin’ Donuts to think twice about that plan to eventually cut its name in half. We get it, guys. The winds of change told you to reallocate your efforts toward your delicious coffee beverages. After weighing the odds, competing with ...
If anyone should ever compare a sweet taste of your lips to the indulgent deliciousness of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, we pray they would never refer to the crunchy variety. Leave nothing to chance and prepare yourself for that picture-perfect smooch with the officially licensed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Lip Kit. ...
When you are in the mood for snacking, and you want something different and uniquely delicious, then reach for the Party Time Cotton Candy Collection. You don’t have to wait to host a party to enjoy exotic gourmet cotton candy, any time is a good time. The six flavor set of cotton candy includes truly unique and ...
Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars leave us at a bit of a loss. This is gratuitous delectability. Somebody somewhere in Europe looked contemplatively at a plate of sinfully rich Milka chocolate candy, pondered the classically satisfying Oreo duet of chocolate cookies with light, smooth creme filling, and dared to walk where ...
Frankly, kids, Santa has just about had it up to a reindeer's scalp with your milk and cookies. So has everyone else. Instead, do Santa's elves, Mrs. Claus, and nine reindeer with herniated discs suffered while dragging his jolly old ass around the globe overnight once a year a favor. Leave him a few of these ...
Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist finitely. In fact, if anything, they might just provide the strongest supporting argument we've ever experienced. We hardly object to certain flavors lingering ...
If short videos on the Internet have taught us anything, it's this: nature has a disconcerting knack for blending the adorable with the threatening, terrifying, and deadly. Don't believe us? Assemble a random sample of strangers and ask them to take a piece of candy from this Star Wars Ewok Candy Bowl and Holder. ...
We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back bacon before we ever let harm come to a unicorn. They apparently weep glittery vodka with a deliciously sweet finish. ...
Black Tap Gourmet Milkshakes Are So Good, We Can't Even... Since movies never ever lie to us - least of all cinema, the impeccable realism of Quentin Tarantino - we accept a pretty sound standard for what a "$5 milkshake" looks like. It may not look like much, but a little something looking not much unlike what ...
It's damned hard to have too many gummy candies of any kind on hand. Like, virtually impossible. Can't be done. It's much easier to experience the massive letdown of not having any more when you feel like you could eat another metric ton or so. God as our witness, this Gummy Candy Maker Kit will never leave us ...
Beer is not entirely unlike Tabasco sauce. This Brew Candy mixed bag proves it. Stay with us. We're going somewhere with this. Much like Tabasco, it seems nearly anything flavored with some choice suds just tastes..."better". We chalk it up to the rich, complex tapestry of flavors that make any expertly blended ...
There's just something all-powerful about owning a Jelly Belly Vending Machine. It tells our guests, "That's right, we can afford an obscene volume of jelly beans. Since we wish to go on being able to indulge such a luxury, we expect our guests to kick in for restocking if we're to all continue lounging in a pudding ...
After witnessing the in-no-way-subtley-masturbatory catharsis of the Stress Sausage, we felt certain the good people of Firebox were...well, good people. We are no longer so certain we haven't allied ourselves with unspeakable evil. Exhibit A: HABANERO-INF-- -- USED GUMMI BEARS. So, what's in store thanks to ...
We've been hard at work reaching one very convincing conclusion: actual Jolly Ranchers make terrible pillows. Like, seriously horrible "I regret everything" bedding. For comfort's sake, we realize now that we should have totally just gone with these soft throw pillows modeled the classic long-lasting fruity hard ...
You've all heard of Santa Claus. Red nose, belly of jelly, a hearty Ho-ho-ho ready at his lips. But do you know Krampus? Think of Krampus as the Anti-Santa, or, better yet, Santa's bastard step-brother who always got coal during the holidays. According to ancient Eastern European lore, Krampus is a horned ...
You’ve probably chewed gum since you were a little kid, but did you know there are some weird ways to use it other than that? You may have thought about it, but you can use gum to get your lost items down the drain, fill up those cracks or holes, or even fix your glasses if you have to. Not good enough? All right, you ...
Everyone loves eating right? And who doesn't love getting a good nights sleep, right? But can these two wondrous things be combined? Apparently they can, although we're not sure if anything good can come out of this combination. Jelly belly, the world's favorite and best tasting jelly bean has come out with the ...
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