Just so that everybody is clearly on the same page, there is nothing any of you could do or say while wearing this unsettlingly realistic Banana Slug Mask that won’t make us back away from you very slowly, at best, or possibly douse you with salt and try to cleanse you with fire.
Sweet Jesus on a stick, it even has posable feelers. You knew there had to be some way to make this slightly more disturbing. You don’t have to be a gardener to need yellow pants when encountered by someone wearing this thing. Personally, we would just wonder if our years of sampling every damn drug ever in varying volumes (as well as creating a few cheap homemade highs of our own) have finally come back to haunt us.