Even if you can’t fix a leaky sink without setting something on fire, every lady loves a man who knows how to carry his hardware when her pipes need cleaning.
Just step out of the shower, wrap yourself in The Handyman Bath Towel, and strut with confidence knowing that Tool Time is only a split-second slip of this super-soft and absorbent cotton away.
So you aren’t exactly Mr. Fix-It. So you can’t change the toilet paper properly, let alone a flatflat tire. Big deal. Your home is your castle. Nobody walks into your castle and declares, “The Emperor has no clothes.”
Screw that and screw the “indecent exposure” charges. Towels count as clothes, period.
….and once you’re Mr Fix-It time is done, you can show off some of those healthy gams with the Nice Legs Bath & Beach Towel. No matter how out of shape you are, instantly get nice legs without all the work out.