So, you’re hosting a Halloween party? Or you just have a taste for the unique and unexpected? Maybe you just have a taste for really good chocolate? Whatever your reason, this 100% correct anatomically correct chocolate skull is sure to put a smile on yours. Sure, you could go buy a cheap cartoony chocolate skull, but ...
This skeevy Remote Control Cockroach raises only one question: why would anybody buy only one? Think about the worst-case scenario. Suppose we discreetly scare the bejeezus out of someone with this obedient little bug’s miniature remote control from around 20 to 25 feet away in direct sight of the roach. Although ...
Feeling a bit backed-up after that Chipotle-catered office party? Terrifying Toilet Decals just might frighten the carnitas out of you yet. At the very least, the potty-squid’s judgmental gaze will sear its disappointment into your flesh the next time you get hustled at beer pong and spend Sunday morning with your ...
You smug millennials think you have it all figured out. Or at least Faux Real does when it comes to halloween masks. Halloween rolls around, and you parade around in your fancy Old-Man Masks like this polyester number here. Well, la-dee-freakin’-da. When we were your age, do you think we had one-stop online ...
Some inanimate objects in this world come with an easily weaponized creepiness all their own. Want irrefutable proof? Blindfold a herd of “Doctor Who” fans and station them nose-to-nose with a statue of an angel before returning their sight. Just don’t stand directly between them and the nearest escape route if you ...
We could fill a book or two with the things we would give our back teeth to conjure from our favorite video games into the everyday real world. Blue hedgehogs that piss on the sound barrier, would do things no mother wants to imagine just to get their hands on one ordinary golden ring, and go Super Saiyan when they ...
If you can tell us you have never looked at a five-inch-long banana slug and wanted to make a whimsical puppet of it by cramming a finger up its anus, we simply cannot be friends. Additionally, if you have never wanted to fit four or five onto your digits and present them as a tiny boy band covering the first ...
Just about anyone who has ever begun a creative process from scratch and seen it through to completion has stumbled across Michaelangelo’s recollections of sculpting his Renaissance masterpiece David: he gazed upon the unchiseled marble until he glimpsed the human form imprisoned within. Only then did he take up his ...
Who Took the Facehugger From The Alien Egg Ceramic Cookie Jar? YOU took the facehugger from the ... Ok, ok … the joke is too long and it doesn't work unless you sing it like the nursery rhyme. This Alien Egg Ceramic Cookie Jar available from Amazon is just about the uncoolest housewarming gift to get as you move to ...
Looking at a restaurant menu is like choosing a show to watch on Netflix. Our eyes glaze over at the pages of choices presented to us and instead of piquing our curiosity we just go with what we know i.e. a burger or watching 30 Rock again. Chef Robbie Postma, of J. Walter Thompson Amsterdam, and artist Robert ...
The world would be a far more vivid, wondrous place if mankind imbued its every creation with the imaginative attention to detail that artistically inclined horror aficionados thrive on tapping into. Answer us this: after nursing a beverage from any of these macabre mugs by Etsy artisan Jo Scravis, why would you ...
The Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket fills us with so many questions. We aren’t sure how many of them we want answered, either. Let’s start with the first, foremost, and simplest curiosity to answer: Jesus atop a cookie-shitting unicorn, who would set out to make something like this?! Look no further than Etsy artisans ...
Watching This Will Make You Regret Every Time You Ever Called Your Cat An Asshole Meet Bart Jansen. After hearing his story, we strongly suggest giving your pets one giant reassuring hug. More importantly, this is the story of Jansen’s two beloved cats, Orville and Wilbur. Goodness, how those mischievous felines ...
Have your kids hit that adorable stage wherein every three words out of their precious paycheck-devouring mouths seem to be, "We want a puppy?" Well, don't be afraid to low-ball your counter-offers. Why sink hundreds of dollars or more into a four-legged friend when you could gift your spawn two six-legged ...
Let's review for a moment. The socially networked IZIVIBE and its companion app realized humanity's boldest ambitions of fusing a vibrator with a smartphone case in the interest of letting couples enjoy a customized sexy, cellular screw at a partner's mercy. The extendable fiber-optic Inner Selfie Stick lets a ...
Once upon a time, visionary jewelry designer Nadja Buttendorf saw a ring. She liked it so much, she put a finger on it. Why seek out a helping hand when an extra finger will do? A "Fingerring," as it were. Buttendorf took the liberty of creating a brief YouTube playlist showcasing the many ways a quality Fingerring ...
Just go ahead and start calling each of us "Leslie," because Roman Fedortsov's Twitter fills our office with a metric f***-ton of "Nope!" We don't know exactly where in the vicinity of Murmansk this intrepid trawler fishes for his living, but we are now convinced the port city in the extreme northwestern reaches of ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
There are many well-known sharks, such as the hammerhead and great white sharks, but there are other fascinating creatures lurking in the deep oceans that anxiously awaited to be discovered. One such creature – Hydrolagus trolli, dubbed the “ghost shark”, has been recently filmed for the first time in its natural ...
In the sense that few innovative twists will ever top this one, China has just forever ruined the parade of stick-figure family decals plastered across rear windshields everywhere. To be fair, this isn't entirely an ornamental notion. Chinese drivers have begun equipping their vehicles with reflective stickers ...
As a general rule, we don't trust anything that walks on more than two legs and can't verbally communicate its thoughts any further than we can throw it. Something tells us the makers of Feisty Pets would drink to that. This goes a little bit further than Chairman Meow challenging us to rub his belly when he knows ...
Hey, everybody who has ever moaned about Hollywood "destroying/raping/burning your childhood?" Not another word until you prove to us that you didn't just look at Pikachu re-imagined to look like one of the uber-vampires from "Blade II" and feel a warm trickle run down your leg. Credit where it's due to Disse86: ...
If you've ever seen the "Doctor Who" travesty known as "Fear Her," you understand why we love and fear Dom. It isn't exactly an original premise for a sci-fi adventure: set against the backdrop of the Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 London Olympics, the Tenth Doctor and companion Martha Jones encounter a little ...
Just so that everybody is clearly on the same page, there is nothing any of you could do or say while wearing this unsettlingly realistic Banana Slug Mask that won't make us back away from you very slowly, at best, or possibly douse you with salt and try to cleanse you with fire. Sweet Jesus on a stick, it even has ...
Halloween costumes are a surprisingly strong display of anyone's ingenuity and dedication. Seriously, anybody can put on a certain red and black licensed hoodie and proclaim themselves "Deadpool." Hey, we won't even claim we're opposed to that tack. However, you can always tell who stepped outside the box and ...
Listen to us very carefully, people of Earth: we won't be the least bit proud to have chosen Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as our next President of the United States, but whichever turns out to be the lesser of two chuckleheads, look upon these preserved severed heads while you digest both the good and bad news of ...
Here's the biggest upside of these Star Wars Jawa Lawn Ornaments: sure, Jawas could hardly be called authorities on keeping anyone's grass green, but our lead operative in Arizona tells us that he's based a drinking game on taking a shot every time his neighbors double-take at seeing them posed with a "captured" ...
Let's all just pause a moment to give thanks that Mother Nature is merely the metaphorical personification of the general entirety of all processes that make up evolution's natural order, as opposed to an actual all-powerful being. Seriously. Be grateful. If there were an actual entity to whom humanity would ...
Every time we come across the work of a body-painting virtuoso such as Lisha, we end up asking ourselves the exact same question the next time we watch some special effects-laden spectacle of a television series or movie: why do we even bother with CGI? Is it a matter of exceptional digital effects being less ...
We could cite a number of reasons we don't have children. Even if most of them didn't require the phrases "500-foot restraining order" or "banned for life from all major dating websites and sex clubs", we would probably voluntarily opt out of parenthood. That's because ordinary teenage "creativity" leads to ...
We've celebrated some incredibly daring, visionary special effects artists in recent months. Of course, there's a pretty thick, bold line between convincing the human eye that a young woman is pulling a detachable showerhead through her torso and painstakingly creating realistic injury makeup effects lifelike enough ...
Thanks, Adam Pizurny. If there was just one question that prodded our minds from the moment we woke up today, it was, "What could the halls of our dreams run yellow with 'fraidy-urine?" Inspired by what we suspect to be a combination of boredom, imagination, and a compulsion to prove that just about anybody could ...
Pardon our gushing artistic appreciation, but a painter could cover no canvas more singular, nuanced in character, or evocatively intimate than a human body. Even in that superlative medium, Tokyo artist Hikaru Cho has an exemplary detailed hand and boundless imagination for conjuring mind-bending visions from her ...
You remember Play-Doh, you know, the clay stuff kids play around with making all kinds of imaginary… stuff. Well, those kids eventually grow up to be like this Portuguese artist who makes 'real' art with the soft clay based dough. The only difference with this particular grown-up artist is that they have an active ...
There's very much a history of human beings fashioning trophies and wearable trinkets from other human beings. That's how we here at Unique Hunters choose to rationalize Denture Bracelets. On the one hand, no, these wrist adornments available now from Etsy crafter ConcaveOblivion are not repurposed dentures stolen ...
You need to 'get a grip', for your guitar – a Guitar Grip. Finding space to stand your guitar can be a hassle, especially without is taking up more space in an already small area. This is true for a lot of musicians that live in large cities where small apartment are the norm, but even those with the luxury of a large ...
The 55-year-old former Maricopa County, Ariz. banker born Richard Hernandez is no more. Long live Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa, Tiamat for short, a nod both to the supremely powerful draconic goddess of Dungeons & Dragons and the pre-op M2F transgender woman's surgical journey to become the world's first true ...
We've done some sick things while unimaginably drunk. We even kept some of their phone numbers. Bottled Instinct Vaginal Beer proves beyond a possible shadow of a doubt that there is always a deeper shame. It is a rare and beautiful instant, that moment when alcohol is actually the finished product of awful ...
We're staunch believers that those who cock up a job badly enough the first time don't get asked to do it again. As it happens, our friends and relatives just aren't seeing through our manufactured enthusiasm clearly enough when they ask us to babysit. If they did, they would realize in a heartbeat that we would ...
Finger Feet definitively answer a question we're certain enough no one has ever asked: what if Mother Nature decided to one-up her notion of primates with feet that function as extra hands by giving human beings little feet atop their fingers? OK, so these 2-inch-tall vinyl feet don't so much answer pressing ...
How the...? Why the...? What is even...? Look, ladies, we may laugh at some of your more ridiculous hair trends - say, gluing glitter to your scalps - but we somewhat understand. You dig the pretty sparkles. Check. This, though? If 99% of you actually woke up one day with hairy finger nails, you'd offer your ...
Russian artist Dimitri Taykalov may be on to something, here. See, not all of us are happily raising broods of our own. In fact, some of us feel like being willfully childless and often single sets us aside in our breeder friends' minds as being babysitting options of first resort. This cuts drastically into one ...
There's a point at which we can't help but believe that Mother Nature's laziness took a rare foothold while designing all creatures great and small. Somewhere after about the millionth insect species cobbled together over the course of a few million years since dinosaurs ruled the Earth or the 10,000th arachnid ...
"Clothes don't make the man," the saying goes. Don't ever try to pass that old saw off on a woman who cherishes her shoes, unless you happen to be out of range of anything light enough to throw but heavy enough to hurt. Going a step further, definitely don't try selling that to innovative shoemaker Kayla Stojek, ...
Every morning, we pull our jewelry from the smooth bones of a cold, dead hand. As a public servivce to our readers and a contingency of our suspended sentences, we urge our readers to hang their baubles from this poseable Skeleton Jewelry Tidy instead of...well, the very sick things we do to accessorize ourselves ...
When someone warned Jamie Wolfe that shaving just causes hair to grow back even thicker and faster, we have to believe the hirsute pride of Nampa, Idaho imagined his every Christmas wish had arrived at once. What? Exactly what else would we assume about an intrepid and evidently tragically bored man who enlisted ...
Even when it comes to donning the cherished red suit of Jolly Old St. Nicholas, there are sometimes right and wrong ways to cast the part. To be entirely fair, we have no...um..."very little"...er...uh...we are trying very hard to convince ourselves that not one of these men granting innocent and nervous children ...
Never underestimate the power of memory, kids. Ever. You sometimes look just a little bit too long at a photo, not thinking anything of it, but your mind haunts you for hours while it attempts to rationalize what it's just seen. In other instances, you have to process undeniable proof that someone not only invented ...
When a life's work is through, what is left but play? Legend has it that a life of leisure awaits us all in retirement. Call us crazy, but we somehow have a hard time envisioning our parents obsessively tending to the very Tamagotchis, Pokemon and various other electronic doo-dad pet substitutes that made our junior ...
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