WOW Aqua Floating Table & Bar Gets You Sedentary This Summer

Not the biggest fan of limp noodles? Girl, who you tellin’? Tired of getting in and out of the pool for the next beer? Don’t worry lazy pants; your days of tedious monotony are over. Other than helping you float in the water, those old school floatation devices don’t really serve any function now do they?

WOW gives you the perfect picnic table with their aqua floating table and bar. This portable 2-4 person table floats on water and sits on land. This inflated device also has a cooler center and cup holders on each seat so you don’t have to run back and forth to the cooler anymore.

Forget hypothermia, park that butt in the pool. Things are about to get sedentary for the next three months.