Hammacher Schlemmer Has An Exclusive Peeping Pen That Streams HD Stills And Video….Why?
So, here’s one from the files of “Should We Really Need To Ask This Question?”: is there an inanimate, everyday object at which we can gaze in appreciation and admit, “No, this really doesn’t need to be a phone, computer, mp3 player, or camera?”
What was wrong with the old pens? At what point was writing reliably when called upon and being generally mightier than a freaking sword no longer par for usefulness?
Well. The genie’s out of the bottle. This Hammacher Schlemmer-exclusive ballpoint Spy Pen is the only pen available today that streams still images and real-time 720p HD video. All you need is a nearby Wi-Fi network and a connected iPhone, iPad or Android-powered device to immediately view the inside of your shirt pocket or an intimate perspective on a Post-It note via the pen’s pinhole-sized lens and free app.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can Duane from Accounting discreetly carry on production of his art-house documentary portrait of the pretty Krispy Kreme baker with the 25-foot restraining order against him, he can also capture every explicitly worded threat to call the nice men with the pepper spray and magic sleepy-time needles via the microphone built right into its barrel.
Duane and other paranoids best interacted with at a respectful and fearful distance will can record and save up to 113 minutes of unsettling, undetected surveillance to a 32GB microSD card (not included) or store those magically creepy moments directly on a smartphone or tablet – world’s your oyster, creepers.
Its rechargeable battery accommodates up to 30 continuous minutes of recording with a three-hour USB adapter charge. The world’s creepiest office writing utensil is compatible with iOS 4.3 and later and Android 2.2 and later.