Feel like the world is stuck on mute until you down the last drop of that perfect first mug of coffee? Let the Wired Coffee Mug from Rocket Design remind you that there’s nothing wrong with that. Hey, we all occasionally have to crank life up to “11,” rip the knob off, and let ‘er rip to accomplish even the simplest chores. Grab your day by the cord, look it square in the eye, take a giant sip, and say, “Hello, Cleveland!” before you face your morning.
Remember, fellow rockers: if it’s too loud, you probably need another cup. Go on, take yours black. Like, how much more black could the best coffee be? The answer is, none. None more black.