The one problem with being a man is the fact that your willy is always freezing like some kind of hairy popsicle. Right? No?
So maybe that’s not a thing… but if you do sometimes find that your willy is a little cold, then you probably need this willy warmer from Big Mouth Toys which will help keep your little fella toasty. It also makes a great gift though it’s not clear what the subtext might be… You look like someone who maybe has a cold willy? This is definitely a gift that has a time and place and probably won’t go down well at your Grandpa’s 90th.