Virtual Pinball Machine Arcade Is A Treasure-Trove Of 80’s & 90’s Classic Games

Name: No Quarters Necessary
Item: Virtual Pinball Machine Arcade Is A Treasure-Trove Of 80's & 90's Classic Games
Rating: 8
Author: Jason Lazarus

Jason Lazarus August 4, 2016 1199

Games. Are. Expensive.

Setting aside the USD$60 price point for most “triple-A” releases, even plundering the furthest depths of Steam sales and the incredibly vast GOG.com library often sucks our wallets dry and melts our credit cards to puddles faster than we can say “Humble Bundle”. Therefore, we pledge blood-oaths of fealty to anyone who can cram a metric f***-ton of games into one handy package. You know, like fashioning together this Virtual 60-Game Pinball Machine exclusively available from the good geeky folks of Hammacher Schlemmer.

That’s no typo: 60 (with many more downloadable) impressively immersive 3D-animated pinball variations in a single cabinet, each with a wealth of customized unique flippers, ramps, bumpers, and characters – many of them, assets from smash-hit licensed tables.Launch your ball with a lightsaber in “Star Wars: A New Hope”. Go toe-to-toe with the Red Skull for possession of the Cosmic Cube in the officially Marvel-licensed “Captain America” virtual table. Battle the Xenomorph Queen for Ellen Ripley’s life in an “Aliens” variant.

Every 32″ LED playfield is populated with its classic pinball cabinet’s atavistically detailed signature elements in brilliant 1080p HD quality, but that’s hardly all. When you’re ready to change it up, the Virtual 60-Game Pinball Cabinet also can download more than 60 retro arcade games for double the classic gaming bliss. You can even bask in the
rattling, clacking, and thunking sound effects of a genuine cabinet replicated by two coaxial speakers, in addition to the authentic vocalizations of the original tables.

Oh, and don’t sweat that thoughtfully included OEM-likeness coin door. No quarters needed. It’s strictly there for looks.