Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature Eases You Into Drinking A Beautiful Beast’s Sadness

New and exclusive to Firebox, Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniatures allow you a satisfying trial taste of the shimmery sauce before committing to a bigger bottle of a mythical woodland beast’s distilled sadness.

Discerning palates who prefer their adult libations with a dash of enchanted whimsy dig Unicorn Tears as much for an immediately endearing subtle sweetness as the mixer’s apropos infusion of glitter. However, skeptics may understandably question whether that shiny craft-herpes flair merely distracts from undeniably substandard hooch. Let’s just dispel that notion right now: this iridescent intoxicant is legitimately not half-bad, neither overpoweringly saccharine nor disappointingly bland. Whether the occasion calls for conjuring a cocktail or two on the fly at a house-warming party or discreetly sipping some liquid comfort during a red-eye flight, this double measure of Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur casts a certain childlike boozy magic over any setting that calls for quietly getting lit like a candlestick.

Besides, shelling out a few bucks almost always beats tracking down a real unicorn and kicking it in the ribs until it weeps. We think. That’s what we’ve been told, anyway.

You can’t prove anything.