If you’re looking for the next contraption to give you a one up at the next frat party, check out this Triple Beverage Dispenser Backpack. This extension of your awesomeness can hold 3 ½-quart drink dispensers for any thirsty encounter. Its adjustable padded shoulder straps ensure your comfort as you make your presence known to your cocky counterparts.
Who’s better now? You’ve got a party on your back. Doesn’t look like you’ll have anything to worry about.