This Giant Yeti Snow Tube confirms what we have always believed in our childlike hearts: there is no cryptozoological wonder more misunderstood than the poor Abominable Snowman. As the legend we totally didn’t just now make up goes, those who best the Yeti in a best-of-three Twister duel will win his undying ...
See...this is why we sincerely hope the Yeti remains a real-yet-frustratingly-illusive curiosity of nature, if not a legend of generations of imaginations. If mankind ever does make conclusive contact with one, you just know some yahoo is going to bust this Canned Yeti Meat out and give it the wrong idea entirely. ...
If you can't be handsome, at least by handy. For all we use our mitts for on a daily basis, you'd think our miraculous autonomic nervous system would'e better adapted itself by now to keep them warm and limber instead of stiffly frozen solid during the coldest 4-6 months out of the year. Luckily, a majestic and ...
Ah, Bigfoot. The Abominable Snowman. Sasquatch. The Yeti. Mysterious and majestic guardian of gardens. No pleasing bed of azaleas is quite complete without a "life-sized" ape-man of legend to watch over it. All these years the great and powerful Bigfoot has been spotted in the wild, he has really just been walking ...
Jason Lazarus