Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar Swaps Out Xenomorph’s Acid-Blood For Chocolate Chips

Jason Lazarus

This is how we fight back, Xenomorphs. You stuff us with embryos? Cool. Game on. We'll stuff your skulls with cookies. You make us the vessels for your fugly little Chestbursters, you become the dishes for our snacks. That's the Unique Hunters way. We're just saying, if you nasty assholes were to live up to this ...