Dear Good People of Firebox, WHAT IN THE SWEET VALLEY HIGH HELL DID YOUR MOTHERS DO TO YOU? Love, The Human Race We have just reached either peak selfie or the hopeless abyss human attention whoring. Ladies and Gentlemen, much like what should be your resigned action if ever caught in the act of using the ...
The art of tattooing originated centuries ago a world or so away from our time and place. Wherever it has spread, it has adopted a deeply personal, resonating personal significance. That's why we hesitate to pass too great a degree of judgment on another individual's body art. Trust us, we have some work of our own ...
No humor packaged with this one, folks. Just a friendly early-bird PSA from your cheeky pals here at Unique Hunters: slow your fired-up asses down. It takes a fraction of a second's worth of misplaced or delayed judgment under sunny, clear and dry conditions to set off a car crash. With cold, wet and frozen ...
The magic of myth is now right at home in your hands. Hey, even better news: that's no longer strictly the opinion of that one slow-witted son, daughter, niece, nephew or neighborhood crumb-snatcher that whose ear you "pull a quarter out of" just to get them away from you for five minutes. Quite the opposite, in ...
Ever wanted to carry a mutated monster in your pocket without the fear of being infected? Well, someone has answered your twisted prayers in the form of incredibly creepy and realistic monster phone cases and other household artwork such as gory necklaces and creepy pen holders! A man by the name of Morgan Lebel ...
We’re all obsessed with image. It’s what everyone sees first, and whether you like it or not, most people judge a book by its cover. Every body part has come into question with the increased focus on the perfect body. While that may not technically exist, many women focus on their lips. People fill their lips with ...
You may have seen a number of statues in your lifetime. From the Statue of Liberty to the Great Sphinx of Giza to the David Statue in Italy, statues represent not just people and animals, but historical events and the lives of those who do something truly great. Though the oldest statues created around 30,000 years ...
Sometimes it’s hard to see reason when you think you have a good idea, especially with 7 million patents being issued by the US since 2006. Have you ever heard of a three-wheeled car? Ever been assaulted by a friend’s automatic seat belt? Do you have an In-Car Mini Bar? Most likely you’ve said no to these things, ...
You’re no grammar aficionado. Hell, you can hardly spell short words. Why not leave the hard job to more capable hands? Oh wait, even advertising can screw up the most simple job given to them. It’s true and fully covered in this reel of ridiculous spacing fails. What is it about the spacing of c and l that make ...
What is it with people getting so serious all the time? Why can’t people just relax and smell the roses? Life’s a game, so it should be played! Whether you enjoy freaking other drivers on the road out with your e-cig making them think you’re intentionally burning yourself or you like showing those other pranksters ...
For those of you who don't know, Ed Gein was sentenced to life in prison the 60s (which was spent in a mental hospital) for the murder of several women in Wisconsin. When police visited his home, they found gruesome keepsakes furnished from exhumed corpses using their bones and skin. It was so shocking at the time, ...
Years ago, and still today there were taxidermists who decided to play god with various parts of animals by combining them into fantastical creations of their mind. Many of these freak shows have allowed people to come up with crazy stories of how they came to be, often suggested to have been summoned using ...
Here's a new collection of incredible pictures found around the web that upon first glance seem normal, but go ahead and do a double-take. These pictures will defy reality and give you a chuckle. Most of these are simple optical illusions. Can you figure out all of them? If not, don't worry, just enjoy. Source ...
Remember when Tyson got that hideous tribal face tattoo? Well apparently this questionable trend hasn't ended when a Texan father Christien Sechrist got a large black and white tattoo on his face to celebrate his son's birth. While the sentiment is sweet, photos of the large tattoo on Christien's left side went ...
Going about our daily lives living in the comfortable suburbs, in our comfy homes, unaware that there are monsters amongst us. Some people call them pets. A better name for them is Kaiju. Sure, that little worm looks so sweet, just laying there, until you fall asleep and its sucking up your arm. Or the cat who will ...
One of the most fun parts of kids' playgrounds has always been the big dome that you can climb or run around inside. You know, the dome that is made from metal rungs… and not frickin' skeletons? Well, the one on the grounds of Heilig-Kreuz Kirche in Munich, Germany bucks this trend and is indeed created out of ...
Big full lips are undoubtedly an attractive feature for any woman and it's understandable why someone might think about getting their mouth enhanced to be a little more pouty. Unfortunately though, these enhancements don't always go to plan. If your objective was simply to have 'really massive lips' then sure, these ...
This image is actually an incredible, infinitely looping design that's hypnotic to watch when played on a loop and that feels like you're on some sort of strange amusement ride when you watch it being zoomed into as a video. Watch it and you will very likely not be able to look away as you are taken into a journey of ...
This is the Waterslide to End All Waterslides! Think you could never be terrified by a waterslide? How about one that could send you through a loop-de-loop at a whopping 50 miles per hour? You'll feel like Sonic the Hedgehog as you barrel through this thing and probably get the world's most ultimate wedgie at the ...
Being knowledgeable is great but how much better is it when the facts you're learning are disturbing and unnerving thereby allowing you to make sure that everyone you tell them too will feel a little weirded out for at least the rest of the day and probably forever. Thing is about knowledge, you can't unlearn it. ...
Babies are inherently funny. They fall over all the time, they babble nonsense and they crawl about the place sticking everything in their mouths. In other words they act like drunks. They even have a tendency to wet themselves and puke everywhere. Only when babies do it it's far more adorable and cute than when ...
The one problem with being a man is the fact that your willy is always freezing like some kind of hairy popsicle. Right? No? Ahem. So maybe that's not a thing… but if you do sometimes find that your willy is a little cold, then you probably need this willy warmer from Big Mouth Toys which will help keep your ...
If you haven't had any children to bless your lives yet, and are on the fence, here are a few pictures that will remind you a few of the entertaining things to be ready for along the way. Sure there will be lots of joyous things they do along the way that make you forget, but these pictures pretty much sum up a few ...
Get ready. Here are some of the most SFW disturbing images you'll wish you never saw, and can't wait to share with your friends. Can you make it through this post without gasping, shrieking, turning your head in disgust? Probably not. We dare you to try. Share your favorite Which is your favorite? Source - ...
Sometimes designers have an off day. We're human, so its expected to happen from time to time. But in this case, these designers either didn't give a shit, took some LSD that day, or just decided to quit and leave an everlasting statement to make everyone elses lives a living hell. Just look at some of these. Really?? ...
Who is Leslie Hall? After watching this video, we're sure shes someone who revolutionizing fashion with her style for people who enjoy dropping heavy doses of acid. Turns out shes a satirical rap artist who's been featured on children's shows and MTV before. Her bedazzled tight and revealing outfits , especially in ...
We have all seen tasers take down the biggest bad guys on cops and other internet videos. Until now. Sometime in April 2014 at a northwest Phoenix eatery, Edward Michael Caruth , 38 was getting arrested by police. This guy who doesn't appear too huge, at first seems a bit compliant, until something inside him snaps as ...
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