Only so many opportunities come along in our all-too-short lives to romp inside a whale without having to eventually be pulled screaming and stinking of decaying blubber from a beached corpse. Thus, when you can offer a child such a rare gift as this Giant Whale Playhouse designed and exclusively sold by Nod, you ...
"Got a whale of a mug to sell ya, lads, A whale of a mug or two For black coffee and the chai we've drunk On mornings like this with the sun above A whale of a mug and it's for you, We swear on Grandma's tattoo..." Would we plagiarize Disney's 10,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA and a charmingly horny Kirk Douglas ...
The Fiona Blackfish hanging chair is the next-best accoutrement to a certain other bad-ass throne our asses will never grace. Oh, they told us our quest was folly when we sought to cop a squat in the mouth of an adult killer whale. By "they", we of course mean SeaWorld security. As long as we're being honest, ...
Jason Lazarus