Mystery Science Theater 3000 Doormat Is The Perfect Addition To Your Satellite Of Love

Cody DeBos

You just finished an old, somewhat confusing, rather odd, particularly peculiar sci-fi movie. You get up and walk to the bathroom, and your feet hit ice cold tile. Hmmm you think, I could really use a rug. Then it hits, your flash of inspiration. Maybe watching that movie wasn’t a waste of time after all. You think of ...