OUCH! Toothpick Holder Adds A Side Of Voodoo To Cleaning Your Chompers

Jason Lazarus

Just how much do we love the voodoo-style OUCH! Toothpick Holder, you ask? Well, allow us to break it down like a fraction: that skank Susie Merkel told our crush, Billy Wilson, we looked pregn ant in our Junior Prom photos, and now, we spend lunch making sure she'll never have to wonder whether nipple piercings hurt. ...