So stop drinking unicorn blood and chug from the mug! We need a compromise, here. Don't tell us you haven't been drinking unicorn blood again, damn you. It's as plain as Voldemort's noseless face. You're drenched in blood and banned from the Kentucky Derby because there was just no convincing you that, one, neither ...
So, you live in an area riddled with squirrels, but no unicorns to be found anywhere? Well, don’t give up hope. With a little magic, you can turn your little woodland squirrels into legendary unicorns! It’s possible, now with the Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by a guy named Archie McPhee, who obviously likes ...
People have hunted animals since the dawn of mankind, and for quite some time the struggle between man and beast was very real. Nowadays we don’t have those worries, and in fact many species are at risk or endangered because hunters now think of hunting as sport. In a recent development, a US dentist Walter Palmer ...
Got an everlasting love for the most magnificent magical creature alive? Do you count unicorns in your sleep? Whether you just love stalking the poor creatures in your dreams or you’re just wishing something magical will happen, this Uni the Unicorn Night Light will have you braying in approval. This ...
If you’re simply repulsed by that Doggie Doo game that has you scooping up fake dog poop and smelling shit everywhere (like doing it in real life isn’t fun enough, Pft!), or you’d rather see a magical creature defecate, the folks over at My Cupcake Addiction have you covered. These 3-D Piñata cookies actually stand ...
Jason Lazarus