Lawnmowers that burn gas and take up space in your garage are a thing of the past. You know the name DeWalt from their wildly popular line of power tools, but soon you’ll know them for something else: lawnmowers. The DeWalt 3-in-1 Cordless Lawn Mower is here and it’s a game changer. This revolutionary lawnmower ...
Ever wanted to go floating through Jellyfish Fields with Spongebob? With this giant jellyfish float you might just be able to blend in. Great for a fun day at the pool, lake, or even the ocean, this float lets you lie around and lazily let the water take you where it will. Measuring in at just over 4 feet wide, ...
Give a man a fish and he will eat today. Teach a man to fish and he will feed himself for a lifetime. Fill this EVA-lined Catch of the Day Beverage Cooler with beer and snacks? He will come home reeking of sweat, fish guts, and low tide with a trout the size of a smartphone and about six hours’ worth of stories about ...
We have never given the scrumptious pickle its culinary due. That much could no longer be any more clear to us, thanks to Van Holten’s Pickle-Ice Freeze Pops. All these years, its tangy, vinegary sweetness has bolstered our burgers, added a savory “zing” to our potato chips and placed a satisfying exclamation of ...
Swimming pools are a worthwhile investment, not only because they provide an opportunity to have fun swimming, exercising, and the ability to cool down on those hot days, but they also increase a property’s value. The only negative aspect of swimming pools is the chore of keeping them clean. If you don’t have a ...
This Is The Only Way To Cruise The Water: Sitting On Han Solo's Spaceship You know you are one bad sleemo when you can happen upon the Star Wars universe’s most infamous space freighter and think, “I’m to plant my ass on that for a while.” Thanks to this Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ride-On Pool Float from SwimWays, ...
Who doesn’t like bacon and eggs? Actually, many people love bacon and eggs so much that they eat it all the time. Well, there are other things people like to do too, such as swimming, but, what would happen if you combined the two? It’s obvious, you would get these Bacon and Eggs Inflatable Pool Floats! Actually, ...
Do you like playing in the pool? If you do, take your horse-play to the next level with the Inflat-A-Bull – its a full bull-riding experience that will get your whole family and friends in the competitive spirit, fast. Basically, it’s just like the bull riding machines you’d find in a bar, but its an inflatable ...
Go ahead. Give this four-foot-wide inflatable Giant Eyeball Pool Float an eyeful of your moneymaker. That is literally what you pay for in this case, isn’t it? Look, we’re just saying, there may be no better way to press a bulging eyeball against your sweaty bum without having to explain to a judge just how anyone ...
It takes a whole unbearable few seconds to slash your chances of developing skin cancer upward of 80 percent by slapping on some SPF 30 sunscreen. If that much effort really puts you out, perhaps the UV-oriented Sunscreenr will offer exactly the wake-up call you need. Not too long ago, we highlighted the ...
Everybody, every living thing, eventually poops. Not that America doesn't drive this point solidly home every day, but some shit is easier to suffer with a smile than others. Would that real seagulls flew about crapping sunscreen onto the vulnerable skins of children, we might regard them as slightly more than ...
If you live in an area where air conditioning is a 'must', then you are familiar with the cost it takes to keep an air conditioner running to keep you cool. It isn't cheap to maintain an ideal room temperature, it can be tricky, as turning the temperature up and down constantly to maintain the perfect temperature ...
The Game Over Bug Zapper turns any irritating winged pest's last living moments into an all-too-brief sobering realization that it deserves to be taunted by the very weapon that just sent its insides escaping to the outside. We've tried ascertaining whether insects can eventually contextualize human writing and ...
For all ages, a swimming pool is a great way to have fun, relax and to cool off on a hot sunny day, however, having to get out of the pool is a drag. Well, with this floating mattress you don't have to get out of the pool to relax in some landlubber's pool lounge chair. No, this spacious Pool Cloud has all the room ...
It may sound corny or even just a bit nutty, but give summer your biggest and brightest "Howdy-ho!" while laid back atop a tightly coiled floating pile of emoji poop. We never in a dozen lifetimes would have believed we would ever say this, but the Emoji Universe Giant Inflatable Poop Float just might be this ...
From the grass courts of Wimbledon to the bitchin' Homecoming Weekend Beer Pong setup in the Sigma Chi basement, the fun and friendly sport of tennis thrives where a ball can fly from one end of a court or table to another. For our money, there has never been a place on Earth where a fast round of Table Tennis could ...
Summer days get hot, especially for small children. The best way to remedy that is with outdoor water fun in a pool. But, not just any public pool, no, a private Shark Inflatable Shade Pool. It is the ultimate pool for small children ages two and up. Because children are naturally drawn towards water play, pools ...
Anthropological research is a bit sparse in this area, but we're pretty sure that as far back as mankind has lived near the largest bodies of water it could find, we've never stopped looking for increasingly wild ways to dive into it. Predictably, it doesn't get much better than a big-ass bouncy platform like the Rave ...
Waging war with those neighbors who can't resist the compulsion to slather their homes in every damn Christmas light for sale in your zip code each December? Play to your own strengths this spring and even the score. This Gigantic 10-Foot Pink Flamingo is the garish gargoyle to leave no doubt who truly drives your ...
Yeah, it always starts this way. By "it", we of course mean every "inanimate object comes to life and terrorizes innocent-but-oblivious family" movie ever made. Mark our words and mark them well, children, the Giant Gummy Bear Pool Float will only end in tragedy. Sure, you'll look upon this positively ...
A generation has come and gone since you fought on the summer battlefield with your favorite Super Soaker water guns. Though the old models left much to be desired, the toy guns still created memories you’re bound to remember. Lucky for you, it seems like Super Soakers aren’t quite done soaking yet. Nerf’s ...
Remember those summer childhood days in the backyard slipping on those Slip N Slides? Well get your time-traveling swim suits on, because the world’s longest backyard water slide is creating the new wave of the future.Water Slides have been around since the 60’s, but Hammacher Schlemmer had to trump the old ways by ...
With summer temperatures approaching without mercy, so too come the bugs. Summer would be so much more bearable if you just didn’t have to deal with it. So why are you? Ease your irritable limbs with Mosquito Repelling Flameless Torches. Why burn away the problem when you can repel those buggers without ...
Looking to set yourself apart this summer? Big fan of those Clear Eyes commercials with Ben Stein? Um, you do know they make those eye beach balls, right? Don’t be monotonous, get creative. If you’re just notorious for your irritated eyes or you’re looking to make a statement, tell your friends that Eye Know Better ...
Summer may be a breeze to you hot-blooded pool goers, but that koozie is crying for a substitute. Sure they get the job done…for the first hour or so. Then you’re forced to fight your gag reflex as you down warm beer in the unrelenting sun. If you’re tired of settling for summertime sadness, check out the newest ...
Reliving Childhood Memories With the Next Generation Surely home life has changed since you were a kid. Your family is always absorbed in their cell phones, if not looking at lists of status updates or giving zombie glares at the TV. Cut out the monotony with some much needed time outdoors. Castakite is a safe ...
Your backyard has been a graveyard since the last day of summer last year. It's clear by the thick layer of algae in your pool. You know the sun's just waiting to make us all miserable this summer, but thanks to your couch-based channel surfing you're gonna have to make a mad scramble for some fresh ideas this summer. ...
Summer is quickly approaching, and with the fiery summer temperatures of Tatooine you may be wishing the Death Star would make a visit to put you out of your misery.Forget the heat with a Hawaiian-inspired Star Wars shirt. Made of 100% Rayon, this shirt has multiple diagrams including the Death Star and Imperial ...
When you float around the pool alone you might find yourself feeling at once incredibly indulgent and relaxed and at the same time, kind of lame. It's a bit of a cliché from some glamour magazine cover. Instead then, why not sit in the captain's chair from Star Trek and float around like a pompous Captain Kirk ...
The Slip and Slide Whap-O Water Knee Hockey Rink has got to be one of the best ideas for a kids' toy ever and is perfect for summer fun in the garden. So what is it? Basically it's a slippery surface you take outside that remains so thanks to sprinklers that keep it wet. This then allows a 'puck' to float across ...
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