We've nearly all experienced it: that rite of passage into true social awkwardness when you mistake some greeting, exclamation, or life-affirming flirtation for being directed at you, instead of someone else unassumingly positioned just "so" somewhere outside your line of sight. If you've never been that doofus taken ...
We're ordinarily all for a side of cheeky realism with our kitsch, but when it comes to Butt Buoys, we're perfectly fine with these saucy anchor markers being just sexy enough to draw stares and just obvious enough to not be mistaken for actual lady parts hovering teasingly over the waterline. We know that of which ...
Not long ago, we sang the praises of a drifting down your nearest lazy river with a beer in hand, the sun's golden rays falling warmly upon our faces, and grinning tightly coiled piles of vinyl poop beneath us. In the spirit of our newly realized fondness for unusual flotation devices, we're ready to sit back and ...
Ladies and Gentlemen, step up and present your, ahem, DualShocks with pride. Three years ago, the PlayStation Controller Bra & Bro elevated co-op multiplayer to an intimate level Sony probably never anticipated. If they had been so visionary, then someone would have probably convinced Tecmo that the PlayStation ...
Cosplay is a diverse and colorful art form that calls strongest to the self-starter. The inherent value placed on detailed craftsmanship can be enough to intimidate otherwise interested fans right out of diving into crafting their own ensembles and props. Fortunately, Russian cosplayer Jannet stands out as an ...
We've done some sick things while unimaginably drunk. We even kept some of their phone numbers. Bottled Instinct Vaginal Beer proves beyond a possible shadow of a doubt that there is always a deeper shame. It is a rare and beautiful instant, that moment when alcohol is actually the finished product of awful ...
Sorry, gang. You're on your own to find a sweet purple duster that does these stylish BORDERLANDS Nisha Leggings justice. If gams could kill, no lady that dons this one-of-a-kind garment would ever need a gun. It's the closest we know we'll get to being this undeniably fun, lethal sheriff of BORDERLANDS 2 without ...
How do you do it, Natasha Farnsworth? In the sunrise of your early twenties, you've fostered the supplet-yet-sure bonds with the love of your life that let you explore creating striking works of 3D art on her body's bare canvas. Not all who fall in love - with the throes of their creative passions or another human ...
If a snowboard happens to be an indispensable daily workplace tool of your trade - well, first off, we'd be delighted to submit our resumes in bulk. More importantly, these Playboy x Burton Centerfold Snowboards are salaciously sexy while remaining on the sweet spot toeing the "Safe-For-Work" line. Bring a ...
We all look the same in the dark. Leave little doubt, even out of uniform, who gives the ranking orders. Don a pair of officially licensed Star Trek TNG Uniform Panties from this versatile ThinkGeek three-pack, and we promise, none will question who wears the conspicuously absent pants on your bridge. Counting on a ...
Granny panties got you feeling saggy? Tighty whities giving you a real wedgie? Toss em’, you’ve got a reputation to uphold! Nothing speaks of sex appeal like some new threads themed in your favorite galactic film universe, and Hot Topic has both sexes covered with their adult-sized line of Star Wars Underoos. If ...
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