Let's review for a moment. The socially networked IZIVIBE and its companion app realized humanity's boldest ambitions of fusing a vibrator with a smartphone case in the interest of letting couples enjoy a customized sexy, cellular screw at a partner's mercy. The extendable fiber-optic Inner Selfie Stick lets a ...
Yes, 2016 ended up providing little more than a parade of hot, ugly messes rained down upon the world. It turns out, it was also a great year to be a dick. We would like to have a word with Dr. Brian Le about how our "Teen Titans" erotic fan-fic novella ended up in the Department of Urology at the University of ...
There's no better side of the bed to get up on than the one where you get off. What's that, you say? You'd love to start your day with a contented sigh instead of a yawn, but there's just no cock that will doodle-doo to get you there effortlessly? Before you stumble coffee-fueled through one more A.M. fog, let ...
If you're of the Christian persuasion, you probably hold it to be true that God gave man dominion over all creatures great and small. If you work at Unique Hunters, you no doubt realize entirely too well that God leveled the playing field between mankind and beasts by forcing Homo sapiens to ask the same question of ...
If you have doubts about your iPhone's screen protector, this might be an opportune time to remedy that. The IZIVIBE is one small step for dildos, and one sensibly sized phallus to make the horrified ghost of Steve Jobs wail, "What in every kingdom of Hell are you doing with my product? YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO END ...
Can I Get Some Extra Meat On That Slice? That's what she said! Designer Malygina was obviously thinking something similarly crude when she came up with these conceptual pizza condom wrappers. Basically they're wrappers that have pepperoni and tomato patterns all over them and which, awesomely, actually come in ...
Some of these pictures will instantly make you gasp in horror, and then a few moments later, go ahhhhhhh...Optical illusions can play tricks on the mind when you take a quick look at something. And being that most of us have the filthiest minds in america, it only make sense to think most of these purely innocent ...
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