Feeling a bit backed-up after that Chipotle-catered office party? Terrifying Toilet Decals just might frighten the carnitas out of you yet. At the very least, the potty-squid’s judgmental gaze will sear its disappointment into your flesh the next time you get hustled at beer pong and spend Sunday morning with your ...
If you have a TV, monitor, or projector and a DVD player, you have the makings of a haunted house full of s*** that will turn you white. Screw the spooky-scary foam skeletons and hanging cobwebs by hand without the aid of a re-purposed and powered-up glue gun. No need for ghosts that can't hover hauntingly without ...
Just go ahead and start calling each of us "Leslie," because Roman Fedortsov's Twitter fills our office with a metric f***-ton of "Nope!" We don't know exactly where in the vicinity of Murmansk this intrepid trawler fishes for his living, but we are now convinced the port city in the extreme northwestern reaches of ...
In the sense that few innovative twists will ever top this one, China has just forever ruined the parade of stick-figure family decals plastered across rear windshields everywhere. To be fair, this isn't entirely an ornamental notion. Chinese drivers have begun equipping their vehicles with reflective stickers ...
As a general rule, we don't trust anything that walks on more than two legs and can't verbally communicate its thoughts any further than we can throw it. Something tells us the makers of Feisty Pets would drink to that. This goes a little bit further than Chairman Meow challenging us to rub his belly when he knows ...
Hosting privileges for major international athletic events from the World Cup to the Olympics never fail to leave behind the same mess for the world's largest cities to deal with: what does anyone do with hundreds of millions of dollars of newly constructed athletic venues, commissioned sculptures and spectator and ...
Never underestimate the power of memory, kids. Ever. You sometimes look just a little bit too long at a photo, not thinking anything of it, but your mind haunts you for hours while it attempts to rationalize what it's just seen. In other instances, you have to process undeniable proof that someone not only invented ...
Body painting is nothing new, people use their bodies as living canvas to paint scenery on their skins, color themselves as animals and even abstract art. But, one unique type of body art has some people… scared. Bodypainter/artist/hairstylist, Corie Willet, enjoys transforming her body into ghoulish creatures of ...
ThinkGeek, you have earned our congratulations. It's a bold new clientele you've chosen to serve, starting apparently with this Scary Tapping Peeper window hanging: suburban sociopaths. Has your daily life's quotient of "Hey, y'all, watch this!" not yet reached critical mass? Hang this animatronic orgasm of instant ...
Some of the very best Halloween decorations are the ones that never outlive their usefulness after a single month on display. Tired of tattering some cheese cloth to hang on wires from a tree to litter your lawn with ghosts? Well, lucky you: we know a guy who knows a ghoul that Hades, Lord of the Underworld ...
Be gone with your pumpkin-spice nonsense - well, if we're being honest, we'll still take any extra pumpkin-spice muffins off your hands. After that, though, be gone! This is no time for absurdly early game-planning of Christmas decorations. Nor was it adding the same rustic flavor to every-damn-food under the sun ...
Come at us, Internet. You're having a great run powered by cats and all, but we are "dog people" through and through. Come on, now. Look at those frantic wagging tails. Watch that endlessly joyful bounding hop at the sound of the doorbell. Deal with that adorable little cold, wet, twitchy noSWEET CANDIED MONKEY NUTS, ...
Ah, the praying mantis - lithe, six-legged patron saint of a woman's deeply held conviction that husbands, lovers, constructions workers, Donald Trump and other men of impunity who overestimate their usefulness have gotten off light far too long. Test primal fear's command ove the male bladder tonight with this ...
Years ago, and still today there were taxidermists who decided to play god with various parts of animals by combining them into fantastical creations of their mind. Many of these freak shows have allowed people to come up with crazy stories of how they came to be, often suggested to have been summoned using ...
Do you remember 'the maze game'? It was a popular computer game a while back that was in fact more of a prank than a game. You'd play for five minutes or so and then just as you were concentrating hard, a hideous face would leap at the screen and scream at you. The game was fun but what was more fun was watching ...
What's the best way to keep something completely safe? The answer is always to eat it. The only problem is that you then can have a painful day the next morning on the throne. Instead then, why not let these gruesome looking monsters eat your stuff? Their fangs and beady eyes will keep people away and they'll also ...
If you're one of those people who inexplicably loves to be scared silly, then no doubt you're going to enjoy the new Poltergeist trailer which will have you shaking in your shoes. The new trailer and images from the film have just landed and it looks like a whole other level of creepy. Sam Raimi (“Spiderman,” ...
The coconut crab is a land based relative of the hermit crab. Only, much, MUCH bigger. We never heard of these things before, but, we do like coconuts, so they couldn't be that dangerous right? in your dreams... I mean.. NIGHTMARES These monsters can grow up to 3 feet wide and an incredible 10 pounds. Now that's a ...
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