Frankly, kids, Santa has just about had it up to a reindeer's scalp with your milk and cookies. So has everyone else. Instead, do Santa's elves, Mrs. Claus, and nine reindeer with herniated discs suffered while dragging his jolly old ass around the globe overnight once a year a favor. Leave him a few of these ...
Ho, ho, ho! Hello, world! Santa Claus, here. The good* little boys and girls at Unique Hunters asked Jolly Ol' St. Nick to take a moment from getting ready for my yearly Christmas flight around the globe to recommend the DCI Santa's Bottle Cap to families who need a few practical stocking-stuffers. "Of course," ...
Even when it comes to donning the cherished red suit of Jolly Old St. Nicholas, there are sometimes right and wrong ways to cast the part. To be entirely fair, we have no...um..."very little"...er...uh...we are trying very hard to convince ourselves that not one of these men granting innocent and nervous children ...
This Season, Let The Gift Of Santa Farts Keep Giving, Thanks To ManHands Soap Company. This Christmas season, give the scented gift from ManHands Soap Company that reeks of all things manly. Honor the essence of the avatar of idealized manhood. Make your man smell all year-round like Santa Farts. There could be ...
You've all heard of Santa Claus. Red nose, belly of jelly, a hearty Ho-ho-ho ready at his lips. But do you know Krampus? Think of Krampus as the Anti-Santa, or, better yet, Santa's bastard step-brother who always got coal during the holidays. According to ancient Eastern European lore, Krampus is a horned ...
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