Your kitchen is a temple of great honor. May your blades be swift, whether dicing chicken or slicing a sandwich. May your cuts always be smooth as a windless lake and may your chopping hand remain strong as a dragon's maw. Should the worst befall you and your own steel spill your blood, may you never dishonor your ...
Link sliced his way through inferior opponents with the Master Sword. Dante slayed hordes of demons and monsters with his Sparda sword. Alucard eradicated hordes of the undead with the Sword of Dawn. How will you start your quest as an awesome ninja?By slicing up your most common enemy of course…raw meat!!! That’s ...
If you were a samurai and you had a large library of books, how would you keep them organized? This is of course a trick question. The answer is obvious: you would ram a samurai sword straight through them and skewer them like a kebab. Every samurai knows that! But if you're not really a samurai, then you can ...
Jason Lazarus