Ever wanted to have a clone of yourself? Better yet, a tiny, inflatable replica of yourself? Well, now you can! You’ll be better prepared than ever for any situation when just one of you isn’t enough. This unique item is 100% customizable and great for a gift, or for treating yourself. To get started, you have to ...
Ahhhh! What is it?? The city is shaking, ground trembling beneath everyone’s feet. There is a rumble off in the distance. Flames a mile-high shoot up into the sky and are seen from all around. “It’s Godzilla!” someone shouts. “No,” says another voice, “It’s Trumpzilla!”. People start to run in fear, scattering in all ...
Some of the finest things in life are best taken in an inch at a time. Just ask anyone who wields the Size Matters Coffee Mug with a certain not-remotely-compensatory confidence. This satisfyingly girthy drinkware packs more personality, honesty and volume than some folks could handle. The actual-scale ruler ...
Brings Nightmarish Existential Horror To Your Feline Friend's Favorite Window Have you ever wanted to climb inside the head of a cat? Congratulations. We always suspected it, but the Cat Head Squirrel Feeder proves that a hyperactive tree-climbing rodent that pelts parked cars with nuts will always lead a life just ...
Some inanimate objects in this world come with an easily weaponized creepiness all their own. Want irrefutable proof? Blindfold a herd of “Doctor Who” fans and station them nose-to-nose with a statue of an angel before returning their sight. Just don’t stand directly between them and the nearest escape route if you ...
After reading the following, you may ask yourself and even us, “Did that really need to be said?” Our succinct rebuttal? Damn right, it does: this four-foot-wide inflatable Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float does not actually pass its gas when you plant your ass on it. Are we disappointed? No. When Mom told us Dad ...
Within every child lurks the surgical argumentative precision to semantically dissect any instruction or question and use it against a logically inept grown-up. What’s that, Mom? You demand that we refrain from touching our sister? Well, I challenge you to point out when the tip of my finger closes the present ...
Never take it lightly when life puts the screws to you. Calmly take a long sip from the Surprise Screw Mug and say all that needs to be said without uttering a word. Being shaped like a gigantic hollowed screw makes it a fine personal gift for a special gearhead, tinkerer, machinist, or construction tradesman who ...
In the sense that few innovative twists will ever top this one, China has just forever ruined the parade of stick-figure family decals plastered across rear windshields everywhere. To be fair, this isn't entirely an ornamental notion. Chinese drivers have begun equipping their vehicles with reflective stickers ...
Any prank can get under someone's skin. A great prank gets marks laughing right along at themselves. They've got spirit, but it's rarely ever exactly "mean." Jeff "Obvious Plant" Wysaski, we salute you and your new book, "High Five This Sign," for embracing the kinder side of that border between being amusing and ...
We've committed ourselves to turning the Magnetic Car Band-Aid into a badge of honor. Yes, really. We're told you can judge the way people respect themselves by the way they care after their vehicles. It just so happens, we hold similar truths to be self-evident. Go ahead and devote innumerable hours to preserving ...
For the love of Arnold Palmer, quadruple-check the UroClub's cap after relieving your 3 wood and mark it as clearly as you have to in order to prevent gripping and ripping with a club full of piss. A board-certified urologist conceived the UroClub to trade one shaft full of pee for another when a bladder full of ...
Itching to get holly-jolly this season, but lack the smooth moves to maneuver your crush under the greenery for a smooch? The Mistletoe Extending Selfie stick lets you entrap that special someone who sugars your cookie or candies your cane from roughly double an arm's reach of 30 inches away. That's right, the ...
Anyone who has ever experienced a cohabitating adult relationship has encountered that ultimate test of two people's comfort with one another: can you fart in front of your lovey-dovey schmoopy candy-crotch without shame? If you've crossed that Rubicon, The Moon Ring has an all-new litmus test to take the measure of ...
If you haven’t heard, there is a new USB stick available that doesn’t store information, instead, it kills computers dead. Yeah, it’s true, just plug this sucker in to your computer, if you dare, and say good-bye to using it again. So, don’t do it! Why the inventor of this computer killing devices was ‘inspired’ to ...
We've nearly all experienced it: that rite of passage into true social awkwardness when you mistake some greeting, exclamation, or life-affirming flirtation for being directed at you, instead of someone else unassumingly positioned just "so" somewhere outside your line of sight. If you've never been that doofus taken ...
Friends who have never shared a pair of underwear can't know how tight the ties that bind can be. We would hope that any bunch of people with one pair of drawers between them would at least opt for this roomy 100%-cotton pair of The World's Largest Underpants. These mighty tighty-whities' heavily elasticated ...
Don't even lie. We follow you on Snapchat. We know as well as you do that you have been drunk enough at least once forgotten the functional principles of a goblet when mistakenly trying to glug just one glass too many. Well, the Upside-Down Wine Glass is the vessel for that one in every crowd who occasionally ...
We've made a point of it before, but it bears repeating: we wouldn't resent being dragged toward overpoweringly fragrant Yankee Candle displays if the product would overpower us with an array of more realistic and familiar pleasing aromas instead of what we have to figure is an "A"-for-effort imitation of having our ...
Like everyone who dedicates day after day to showcasing the weird and wonderful geekiest chic stuff teeming with Interwebz Win, we're always stepping over hills of cold hard cash. It's really quite a chore keeping a clean office when the daily lunchtime golden-tricycle races send $100 bills scattering everywhere. They ...
Prank Pack relies on a single undisputed truth: no matter how bizarre these red herring products may seem, there is something at least as bizarre that someone paid real money to own. Yes, these boxes may claim to hold a coffeemaker made to mount in a shower, a wok small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, or a ...
Something truly reeks like a ruptured septic tank every time Donald Trump opens his mouth on a mad run to the Republican Presidential nomination. Whatever could it be? It's you. Yes, you. We tried to warn you about Duane from Accounting's nuclear chimichangas. We begged you not to eat three. Now, we're not so much ...
Don't let us ever hear that a single one of you doled our a Zero Fucks Given Coin to a homeless person holding out a coffee cup. Do so, and you'll discover that this pristine currency of the United States of No Fucks is actually redeemable for one free-of-charge karmic boot delivered same-day to your rectal cavern. ...
ThinkGeek, you have earned our congratulations. It's a bold new clientele you've chosen to serve, starting apparently with this Scary Tapping Peeper window hanging: suburban sociopaths. Has your daily life's quotient of "Hey, y'all, watch this!" not yet reached critical mass? Hang this animatronic orgasm of instant ...
Tea bags have been around for centuries, but for those of you gays and gals out there, you know there’s a different story behind the term. It’s not your fault you have a nut allergy, so the next time some jerk tells you to quit your bitchin’, get in the kitchen, and make him some tea, give him a little surprise he ...
This mug says 'UNT' on it in giant letters. That's pretty much all you need to know, except for the fact that the handle – like most handles – is shaped like a 'C'. Whether or not there is a connection between the 'C' and the 'UNT' is not explicitly stated. So this mug isn't technically rude. Which means it's ...
Imagine walking along through your day without a care in the world drinking your coffee.. Breathe in, and smell that aroma. Ahhhh. Everything is right with the world, when, out of nowhere you are hit with a smell. Instantly, you pause for a moment as to not shout out in horror because what you just inhaled could not ...
Glitter. Those sparkly little specks that never seem to go away no matter how hard you try to clean. While it makes your arts and crafts projects or costumes sparkle with indescribable pixie beauty, it can be the scourge of ones own sanity. One Australia-based company has realized this and decided to take ...
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