Kurt Adler’s plush “South Park” Mr. Hankey Ornament stands as proof that, for a “new” Christmas tradition to endure popularly for decades on end, its sentiment has to reach down and tickle something nestled deep inside the bowels of every young and old soul alike. For instance, Mariah Carey gave the gift of “All I ...
Every baby is just one or two critical life choices at any given time away from becoming an elite underworld assassin. No living thing on Earth is born so innately adept as a wrinkly human clone ejected from a woman’s nethers at “making it look like an accident.” No, that is not “the drugs talking.” Not this time. ...
If you own a dog, and you live in any major city, then you know what it is like to pick up dog poop, it’s unpleasant at best. Obviously, picking up dog poop is anything but fun, some pet owners use only a plastic bag and their hands, while others use some type of pooper scooper that basically shovels up their dog’s ...
This holiday season, give a gift that gives you and everyone you love something back. Specifically, pinpoint the one person whose Hershey bombs reduce your bathroom to a fecal chemical warfare lab with their fumes and gift that turd-terrorist the deluxe Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. For starters, each set ...
We are developing some serious suspicious doubts about this assumption that unicorns are either phenomenally rare or entirely nonexistent. Either there's a vast conspiracy afoot concealing innumerable roving herds of these stunning magical beasts, or someone is making a mint off the same poor individual creature ...
At this point, there's no such thing as advice too weird to ever be practical. So, here goes: If you should ever find yourself surrounded by errant piles of tightly coiled poop at a party and seeking something to keep your drink cold in your hand, make sure your turd is smiling before sinking that beer or soda ...
Believe it or not, yes, we have given some thought to just how zoological research should proceed in the event that someone discovers a real-life unicorn living in the wild. This Unicorn Poop Stuffed Scarf encapsulates so very many of our questions. Since Doodle the Unicorn bears a striking, almost suspicious ...
Well, if nothing else, quirky Etsy shop ShirtCandy gets points for accuracy: when coffee goes down the hatch, poop is most assuredly coming. Anybody can take the prophetic House Stark creed "Winter is coming" and twist a cheeky little innuendo. Hell, it's doubly easy if you happen to have hippy-dippy parents who ...
It may sound corny or even just a bit nutty, but give summer your biggest and brightest "Howdy-ho!" while laid back atop a tightly coiled floating pile of emoji poop. We never in a dozen lifetimes would have believed we would ever say this, but the Emoji Universe Giant Inflatable Poop Float just might be this ...
We feel like we just watched Don Draper's most terrifying fever dream. Even so, we kind of want a Squatty Potty almost as badly as we want to genetically engineer a softserve-shitting mythical horsey. The bad news, right up front: the Squatty Potty has nothing to do with whether or not you can or cannot actually ...
If you’re simply repulsed by that Doggie Doo game that has you scooping up fake dog poop and smelling shit everywhere (like doing it in real life isn’t fun enough, Pft!), or you’d rather see a magical creature defecate, the folks over at My Cupcake Addiction have you covered. These 3-D Piñata cookies actually stand ...
This Mug Shares the Embarrassing Truth About Coffee Coffee is wonderful. It's like having a shot of pure energy into your veins which makes your eye twitch and forces you to forget that you're tired and miserable. Without coffee, most of us would have long ago thrown our computer out the window and walked out on ...
Dude, you know that 'the throne' doesn't mean an actual throne right? Looks like John Giovanazzi from Glendale didn't get the memo and has gone to great lengths in turning his toilet into an actual iron throne from Game of Thrones. Let's face it, pooping was already the most fun part of the day. Now though for ...
Going to college, many of us have donated various things to to society to help good causes. Maybe you donated blood, books, clothing, hell, I'm sure one or two of you have even donated some sperm to make a quick buck (rather than it all going to waste :)) Move To Massachusetts And Poop 5 Days A Week Well, now there ...
Japan is the country known to produce some of the most unusual and fun gadgets ever, along with some pretty weird TV shows that we'll save for a later post. This wintertime, they make no exception with Yuki-Taro (yuki meaning snow, taro means bot) SNOWBOT - the friendly snow brick pooping robot. Thankfully, this ...
We all know that comic books can sometimes be worth a lot of money but in this case it's a mere trading card featuring the caped crusader that's worth a whopping $3,500. The card was made in 1966 by Topps employees who never intended for it to be sold but which ended up being worth more than they could possibly ...
Often when we see world leaders in the media, they have an air of power among the people with their attitude, posture and stature. The decisions they need to make on a daily basis weigh high on their heads where as they always need some time to reflect on the decisions they have made and the outcomes they ...
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