Ever wanted to go floating through Jellyfish Fields with Spongebob? With this giant jellyfish float you might just be able to blend in. Great for a fun day at the pool, lake, or even the ocean, this float lets you lie around and lazily let the water take you where it will. Measuring in at just over 4 feet wide, ...
Give a man a fish and he will eat today. Teach a man to fish and he will feed himself for a lifetime. Fill this EVA-lined Catch of the Day Beverage Cooler with beer and snacks? He will come home reeking of sweat, fish guts, and low tide with a trout the size of a smartphone and about six hours’ worth of stories about ...
Swimming pools are a worthwhile investment, not only because they provide an opportunity to have fun swimming, exercising, and the ability to cool down on those hot days, but they also increase a property’s value. The only negative aspect of swimming pools is the chore of keeping them clean. If you don’t have a ...
Do you like playing in the pool? If you do, take your horse-play to the next level with the Inflat-A-Bull – its a full bull-riding experience that will get your whole family and friends in the competitive spirit, fast. Basically, it’s just like the bull riding machines you’d find in a bar, but its an inflatable ...
After reading the following, you may ask yourself and even us, “Did that really need to be said?” Our succinct rebuttal? Damn right, it does: this four-foot-wide inflatable Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float does not actually pass its gas when you plant your ass on it. Are we disappointed? No. When Mom told us Dad ...
Go ahead. Give this four-foot-wide inflatable Giant Eyeball Pool Float an eyeful of your moneymaker. That is literally what you pay for in this case, isn’t it? Look, we’re just saying, there may be no better way to press a bulging eyeball against your sweaty bum without having to explain to a judge just how anyone ...
For all ages, a swimming pool is a great way to have fun, relax and to cool off on a hot sunny day, however, having to get out of the pool is a drag. Well, with this floating mattress you don't have to get out of the pool to relax in some landlubber's pool lounge chair. No, this spacious Pool Cloud has all the room ...
Not long ago, we sang the praises of a drifting down your nearest lazy river with a beer in hand, the sun's golden rays falling warmly upon our faces, and grinning tightly coiled piles of vinyl poop beneath us. In the spirit of our newly realized fondness for unusual flotation devices, we're ready to sit back and ...
It may sound corny or even just a bit nutty, but give summer your biggest and brightest "Howdy-ho!" while laid back atop a tightly coiled floating pile of emoji poop. We never in a dozen lifetimes would have believed we would ever say this, but the Emoji Universe Giant Inflatable Poop Float just might be this ...
Swimming pools are a joy to have, especially during hot days and starry nights. However, these wonderful home improvement projects come with some safety concerns, especially when children are around or guests that are unfamiliar with the layout of your backyard. Accidents happen, and both adults and children have ...
You like to party? Well, the best parties are pool parties, everyone knows that. There is only one thing better than being around an inviting swimming pool on a hot day, and that is being 'in' a swimming pool on a hot day. The cool water thoroughly mixed with you and your friends is hard to beat because no one want ...
Summer days get hot, especially for small children. The best way to remedy that is with outdoor water fun in a pool. But, not just any public pool, no, a private Shark Inflatable Shade Pool. It is the ultimate pool for small children ages two and up. Because children are naturally drawn towards water play, pools ...
Mind if we level with you for a moment? Here goes: you can't tame a unicorn. We don't mean that no human is so bold, strong, and noble. We're saying, you couldn't put a Pomeranian in its place, let alone a majestic, powerful horned horse of legend. Now, an eight-foot Floaty Inflatable Rainbow Unicorn? Well, we're ...
It seems as if Summer is always around the corner, and when you have a swimming pool, your home is surely the hub of fun activities, both days and nights. Swimming and playing in the swimming pool is great for getting in shape and staying healthy, because, when you are having fun, then getting daily exercise is ...
Yeah, it always starts this way. By "it", we of course mean every "inanimate object comes to life and terrorizes innocent-but-oblivious family" movie ever made. Mark our words and mark them well, children, the Giant Gummy Bear Pool Float will only end in tragedy. Sure, you'll look upon this positively ...
We're working on the EDIBLE floating doughnuts that cradle your red Solo cups while you patrol the pool. We swear. Unfortunately, every additive we've infused to ensure to prevent soggy crumbling has resulted in hair loss, impotence, birth defects, and in one instance, the ability to produce live bees from beneath a ...
Pool parties are probably the most enjoyable thing to do in the summer. After all, it’s nice to take a relaxing dip while you forget responsibility when beer o’ clock comes around. You work hard, so you should play harder with some brewskies. But wait, that cooler is yards away from the pool. If you’re wanting to ...
Cutting back this summer? Can’t afford expensive theme park tickets or season passes? Well get ready for a royal whine fest if you don’t give those kids something to do during those scorching triple-digit days. Keep those kids distracted and your nerves cooled with a favorite pastime.A water and light show sprinkler ...
Not the biggest fan of limp noodles? Girl, who you tellin’? Tired of getting in and out of the pool for the next beer? Don’t worry lazy pants; your days of tedious monotony are over. Other than helping you float in the water, those old school floatation devices don’t really serve any function now do they? WOW ...
When you float around the pool alone you might find yourself feeling at once incredibly indulgent and relaxed and at the same time, kind of lame. It's a bit of a cliché from some glamour magazine cover. Instead then, why not sit in the captain's chair from Star Trek and float around like a pompous Captain Kirk ...
Everyone Wins! I suppose you could consider it cheating, but damn would it be fun. Stalemate times infinity.
Cody DeBos 
Jason Lazarus 
Glenn Urieta