So, you’re hosting a Halloween party? Or you just have a taste for the unique and unexpected? Maybe you just have a taste for really good chocolate? Whatever your reason, this 100% correct anatomically correct chocolate skull is sure to put a smile on yours. Sure, you could go buy a cheap cartoony chocolate skull, but ...
Many people are fans of the mini bottles of alcohol available on planes, in hotel rooms, and at liquor stores. They are convenient and a good way to try many different flavors without paying for a large bottle. Now, you can get your favorite mini bottle handmade into a shot glass that adds character and personality to ...
Did reading that title put a certain game in your mind? Maybe you were a beer-pong champ or maybe spin the bottle was your thing. King’s Cup, Flip Cup, Quarters, or something else? Whatever your favorite drinking party game is, it’s likely found in the Drink-A-Palooza board game. This makes for great entertainment at ...
Here in the United States, our elected president has a curiously patriotic hard-on for the phrase “merry Christmas.” On the other hand, we and the makers of the Let’s Get Lit LED Beer Glass could much more easily get behind the more universally appealing notion of making America tipsy again. Load us up with enough ...
For everyone who has ever wanted to stuff that one nonstop-jabbering friend’s mouth indefinitely at will, we bring you Face Mats novelty coasters. Silence is golden. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone appreciated that? You may never convince Roy to cease his verbal vomiting about that time he spilled a Slurpee on Don ...
It ain’t easy, being cheesy. Just ask anyone ever tasked with penning the next quintessential romantic ballad destined to pluck the collective heart-strings of generations to come. Think of this Cheesy Love Songs Cutting Board as the very least we could offer in respect to those balladeers of Bleu-eyed soul. ...
Touchdown! We're smashed.It is hard not to get worked-up during football season, especially when your favorite team is playing. And when you have a bunch of friends around, whether it is at home, at poolside, at a park, or when you’re tailgating-it, passing a much-needed drink to a friend can be tricky against a ...
This “Happy Birthday” Flashing Cake Topper from Suck U.K. answers a fair question that not nearly enough people have ever asked: when you stop to think about it, do candles ever lend a cake any measure of pizzazz truly befitting celebration of the day a loved one was born? Come on, if you aren’t going to reenact burnt ...
This trio of ThinkGeek-exclusive officially licensed Star Wars Snack Bowls reminds us how little we actually know about what some of these strange beasts actually eat. It then takes around a second for us to remember, “Oh, that’s right! Silly me. There’s a reason I never think about that: looking at some of these ...
If you are looking to light-up your basketball games, then you’ll find the Light Up Basketball just the thing you need. Just bouncing it once will illuminate the ball which includes two impact activated lights. The LED lights inside effectively light up the basketball, giving it a reddish glow, which looks very cool ...
Not that we had forgotten, but multiple viewings of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” have reminded us that it would be no stretch to imagine Star-Lord and his company of deadly misfits feeling footloose and fancy-free during some downtime at a backyard luau here on Earth. In fact, we have to think Marvel’s most ...
Who doesn’t like fresh fruit drinks? Well, if you do, then there is no fresher way to get fruit juice than straight from the source, using the KegWorks Deluxe Watermelon Tap Kit. Now, you can tap into nature’s own fruit keg – the watermelon. Use the shank and faucet combo with a hollowed-out watermelon, basically ...
From preschool to the Playboy Mansion, nothing livens up a party quite like a refreshing dip in a pool. Likewise, few party favors short of half-naked buxom models or inflatable floats resembling tightly coiled massive piles of crap liven up a wet-and-wild soiree of any size quite like some colorful ambient ...
Beer should never have to be associated with anything that lets us down. Nevertheless, this ingenious Recycled Wine Barrel Kegerator addresses one of the few times our favorite ale establishments routinely let us down: their heartbreaking dissimilarity to the Medieval taverns of yore. Before stumbling across these ...
Is there an endearing charm of summertime these kitschy Star Wars Geeki Tiki Ceramic Mugs don’t honor in fine nerdy fashion? Yes, it’s about that time again: the mercury soars, we can’t help but let more and more skin dare to go bare, beverages become ever more refreshingly bracing and frosty, and as blockbusters ...
This is the Electric Raclette Party Grill from Gourmia. It is a “grill sombrero.” It is an electric sombrero that grills things. “Cellar door” is no longer the single most beautiful-sounding of the English language’s nearly infinite possible combinations of words. “Grill sombrero.” We now understand the meaning of ...
If you and your friends are looking for the ultimate party fun then there are some adult drinking games that will get your party started right, and then keep the good times flowing all night long. Beer bongs are notorious additions to any ‘real’ party, and are great for special occasions, that’s why this new ...
Fascinating in function though it is, wearable tech typically isn’t exactly for everyone. User-friendliness can vary steeply, as often does just how overall individually beneficial people find convenient devices ranging from a Fitbit to increasingly feature-rich Apple or Android Wear smartwatches. Whether your ...
When would any well-adjusted person associate vomit with any recognized definition of “luck?” That’s what this Lucky Rainbow Puking Garden Gnome already has you asking, isn’t it? Well, first of all, it’s adorable that you would associate the sanest among our little tribe with the descriptor “well-adjusted.” Oh, you ...
If the hideously exposed, snapping teeth of Chatterer in "Hellraiser" never fails to reduce you to giggles when you imagine him trying to carry on a conversation, then Watch Ya' Mouth: Family Edition is the hilarious kid-friendly party game for you and yours. It began with a series of amusing viral videos, became a ...
We secretly replaced our mother's "special" Monday-morning coffee with Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey Coffee. She couldn't taste the difference. In fact, she didn't figure out something was amiss until smacking us around with a cookie sheet just felt "different." There's a good reason for that, Mom: every ...
The all-in-one Nostalgia INF300 Stainless Steel Electric Infuser dramatically carves down the time and patience taxed by concocting delicious infused water, liquors, and cocktails to leave you with nothing but flavor to savor. Infusing beverages is ordinarily a waiting game of simple preparation followed by ...
Aren't lighters fun and versatile little tools? They ignite various and sundry smokables for our lung-abusing enjoyment. In a pinch, they can provide a convenient improvised source of illumination. Performers have long admired their dancing flames as a globally revered salute when raised aloft as one by an ...
Wasting away again? The Margaritaville Tahiti Frozen Concoction Maker guarantees plenty of lively restaurant-quality libations to go around, thanks to six automated drink settings that dispense perfectly blended daiquiris, coladas, mudslides, mojitos, smoothies, and margaritas at the push of a button. Let the tropical ...
If a proper beer pong setting could only travel anywhere and everywhere good times are had, the boozy battleground eclipse baseball and being patently offended by absolutely everything as America's Pastime. When we were but little crumb-snatchers, it took as little as minutes to turn a vacant lot into a baseball ...
Permit us a moment to indulge our unapologetic inner Luddites: Bullseye proves that certain simple tastes in entertainment will never fail the test of time. That absolutely includes the classic combination of drinking and throwing things at other things. This magnetic bottle cap target game from True Fabrications ...
The Original Stormtrooper Decanter might just lay claim to the only time in Star Wars history when the infamous Imperial foot soldiers could be considered synonymous with the phrase, "Hits the spot." When it's time to raise a toast to the Emperor and his dependably cheap refusal to spring for armor with greater ...
Believe it or not, the dying days of summer won't mean the inevitable demise of outdoor-party weather for all the Unique Hunters tribe. In fact, for some of our agents in the farther western reaches of the United States, the end of August means that unrelenting arid heat gives way to about eight months of ideal party ...
Just how much do we love the voodoo-style OUCH! Toothpick Holder, you ask? Well, allow us to break it down like a fraction: that skank Susie Merkel told our crush, Billy Wilson, we looked pregn ant in our Junior Prom photos, and now, we spend lunch making sure she'll never have to wonder whether nipple piercings hurt. ...
There is an intimate relationship between alcohol and ships, one that goes way back – as far back as recorded history, and continues down to this day. Whether it is in a yacht club’s margaritas, or a sea themed restaurant or resort bar, an anchored cocktail drink pick evokes the adventurous spirit that sailors are ...
Sweet MC 900 Ft. Jesus, what is it with people and drinking and/or serving food and drink from skulls? Seriously, the Skull of Doom Decanter, in all its intricate premium-glass glory, just resurrects so many questions that always accompany items such as these. When you all see a perfectly healthy, attractive ...
Breathe, Whovians. Breathe. The "quantum locking" process that allows Levitating CUP drinkware to smirk in the face of gravity is absolutely not what you're picturing. Longtime "Doctor Who" fans are probably familiar with the term from The Doctor explaining why the Weeping Angels remain frozen still as statues as ...
You just went to the store to buy some ice-cold beer, they had the beer, but it wasn't cold. You then buy a bag of ice to put in your cooler, place the beer and other beverages in the cooler, close the lid, and then wait… a long time, just to get cold drinks. Not anymore. Now, all you have to do is wait 60 seconds ...
It's pretty cold in space, how cold? Ice cold, that is why here on earth people need 'space' coldness to create ice cubes for use in drinks. The best way to do that is by bringing some 'space' down here, to this planet, to create your own space cold ice cubes. That is exactly the purpose of the Death Star Ice Cube ...
It's dawning on us just how many times we've featured products designed to resemble re-purposed Star Wars droids. Now that this BB8 Ice Mould has us pondering chilling our 8 a.m. Whiskey Sours with a little help from a hollowed-out adorable rolling robot friend, we're given pause to really think about this. C-3PO, ...
You like to party? Well, the best parties are pool parties, everyone knows that. There is only one thing better than being around an inviting swimming pool on a hot day, and that is being 'in' a swimming pool on a hot day. The cool water thoroughly mixed with you and your friends is hard to beat because no one want ...
We have never celebrated May the Fourth as heartily as this year's arrival of our favorite nerdy holiday, thanks to 12 months leading into it with more brand-new Star Wars content than we've ever had laid before us in a single year in franchise history. Think about it. "The Force Awakens" was every bit the return ...
We don't always get black-out drunk by 4 p.m. - hey, six days a week qualifies as "not always". When we do, we do it with a Nipyata(!) full of top-notch hooch. At first, we had to ask, "What the deep-fried hell is a 'Nipyata!'?" The newest revolution in pasties? A knockoff of a sporty Mazda coupe? Though both ...
We accepted long ago that we'll never be well-to-do enough to even WORK for someone with cash to orgasmically burn spraying other rich folk with obscenely expensive champagne. If we ever do savor that kind of incomprehensible wealth, we like to think being Alpo-sandwiches-for-Thanksgiving poor will have instilled at ...
Who says you can't make an 'impact' at the office, not true, especially when you're wearing a LED Animated Neck Tie. Oh, it's party 'on', as soon as you insert two AAA batteries, because these ties will light up the mood in any office, especially if the lights go out. While they are a novelty item, of sorts, they ...
Don't think a feline touch can make absolutely anything under the sun just a little bit better? Then we have to believe you've never sipped a delicious, refreshing beverage from the cutesy kitty kitsch of one of these Cat Tiki Mugs. It doesn't matter if you're quenched by cool, crisp water or some garish frou-frou ...
When you boil it right down, is there any more perfect party game than Beer Pong? No, seriously. Rules don't come much simpler than "force the other team to chug beers by throwing ping-pong balls into cups until they're too damn sloshed to make you drink anything by sinking shots in yours." The game itself is so ...
We all have those friends of whom we sometimes quietly - and, occasionally, not so quietly and very explicitly - feel compelled to ask, "Is there a word for what's wrong with you?" Drunk, Stoned Or Stupid is the quintessential excuse to drag that mentally impaired elephant into the middle of the room and make it do ...
They've been roaming Earth's oceans for roughly millions of years without once being burdened by a need to evolve, but mankind has now acknowledged without a shadow of doubt that sharks make virtually everything around them better, from paying for The Discovery Channel to Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J, the garbage ...
Who goes to a rave determined to blend in as seamlessly as possible? Nobody, that's who. Damn sure least of all, you, and the makers of this Fiber Optic Light-Up Hoodie know it. This is what happens when a half-mile of fiber optic lighting meets cozy outerwear. The hood and body lights are separate glowing parts ...
We considered our beer pong careers complete when we narrowly claimed the Tau Kappa Epsilon Galactic Championships the night after we graduated from Hamburger University with Associate's Degrees in Fryology. The Infinity Glow LED Beer Pong Table has shown us the sport of kings has evolved, tempting us with new ...
EpochAir Fantasy – A portable wireless speaker ‘tube’, with a bass so strong you can feel it ‘good’; the treble and voice level sounds are recording quality clear sounding. There are many new and amazing portable wireless speakers on the market; some for just simply listening to some light sounds off the radio, then ...
With all due respect to the sainted souls of George Harrison and John Lennon, the most profoundly timeless truth the Beatles ever shared with mankind was not that all we need is love, but that, indeed, "Happiness is a warm gun." Super-Saiyan God happiness, however, is doing shots from a Revolver Shot Glass. It is ...
Think of it as being basically like a kegger held in The Grid. Nobody tip off the MCP. BYODPS. That is, Bring Your Own Daft Punk Soundtrack. Oh, GlowPong. It's like you know us. How else could you have predicted that the one thing our traditional blackout games of Beer Pong had been missing was the ability to ...
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