Your mission, young ninja, is to… procrastinate at the office! Everyone loves having fun and everyone hates doing work. Now, instead of playing hangman or throwing paper wads into the trash can, you can have some sophisticated fun. The Office Ninja Blowgun desk toy is sure to provide hours of fun for you and your ...
One of the most important office supplies found all across the country is the sticky note. They let us leave reminders, notes and more hanging from the wall, fridge, monitor, door, or desk. Where would we be without sticky notes around the office and home? For those who work in outdoor conditions where leaving sticky ...
Every now and then, things that need to be done among a team simply won’t wait for everyone to coordinate a face-to-face confab. When a digital sit-down is in order, Pioneer’s pocket-sized Rayz Rally Conference Speaker will travel conveniently with you whenever and wherever you need to get down to business. Suddenly, ...
When your message has to be as quick, cheap and dirty as a 20-cent pack of noodles, accept no substitute for Ramen Notes. Are you accustomed to spending a hard-earned dollar on ramen noodles because you refuse to use anything else to compose messages and personal reminders on the fly? Well, knock it off, you ...
The firepower to win a war not always come in packages strictly of the greatest stature. If that were the case, all of the“Mission: Impossible” movies would have ended with Tom Cruise reduced to a beaten, bloody shell of himself huddled in a corner and sobbing about “Thetans” while another shadowy conspiracy handing ...
Take our word for it: you will never have so much fun making a beaver pop out foam balls - not this side of Tijuana, anyway. The Nerf Marshmallow Fun Beaver Blaster reassures us that better living through maximum absurdity is a concept alive and well wherever good times are had. Try as mankind might, successful ...
Stick to bloody conflicts of attrition you can experience in pictures, Ken Burns. The .30 Caliber Mini Cannon tells its tales of inter-office civil war in eyes swollen by arcing volleys of steel that found their mark with bruising impact, profane battle cries that echo from the verdant-painted break room to the ...
Are you a golfer? Well, then you understand what it’s like to be away from the ‘green’ for too long, that’s why many golfing enthusiasts decorate their homes and offices with anything related to golf. If you enjoy golfing, then no doubt you are always looking for opportunities to improve your putting game. Now you ...
The Star Wars Desktop Lightsaber Lamp suggests a fitting sort of final insult for a defeated Sith Lord: by all means, feel free to lay waste to one system after another like you own the place. When you finally encounter one that pushes back, just know that whoever strikes you down reserves the right to reduce your ...
It can get cold sitting at a desk all day, especially during the winter months, and without thick thermal clothing it can become extremely uncomfortable. In fact, whether you are sitting at a work desk, or doing schoolwork at a table at home, the ability to completely focus is impossible when you are cold. That is ...
A working Fallout Nuka Cola Machine. This ThinkGeek-exclusive original creation proves it: these folks get us. Seriously, we always furnish our main residences in any "Fallout" game with our own personal cabinet built to dispense frosty Nuka Cola on demand. Normally, we would simply drop an absurd volume of caps ...
Have you ever wanted to scan a picture or diagram from a book, journal, or newspaper, and wished you could scan it at that moment, but there is no scanner around? Well, now, you can do just that – instantly scan whatever you want, wherever you are, with the world’s smallest and smartest wireless scanner. PocketScan ...
Screw big wet bags of every maker of cotton swabs. Yeah, we said it. Your "DON'T INSERT DIRECTLY INTO EARS" warning is a cruel crock of bullshit. Hey, want to know exactly when we decided to stick them directly into our ears? The instant you told us not to do that. Seriously, what did you think we would do as soon ...
There's a good reason it won't necessarily matter to us one whit that would-be extraterrestrial invaders would dismiss us as a primitive backwater planet that scarcely warrants their efforts: you might say we really "get" the commonalities of organic life across the cosmos. For instance, a question for our space ...
We're willing to bet Mother's Day and Father's Day cast one indescribably awkward combined pall over the Skywalker family. After all, Anakin kind of made sure his kids would never get to treat Padme to brunch over mimosas. Later, his best friend started Anakin's son down a path that eventually cost Luke his hand and ...
Remember when sticky notes were popular, people placed them everywhere so that nothing was forgotten. Well, if you don't remember the post-it note phenomena of the 90's, it was a time of lots of small adhesive papers, of various sizes, that were found sticking to everything. These were as common in offices as much as ...
For those who work around guns, whether it is for a security firm, law enforcement agency or just a gun enthusiast, these 9mm bullet casing push pins are a one-of-a-kind American item that not only make a statement, but are actually functional and well-made. These push pins are special in that they are made from ...
It's as close to a rule of normalcy as we get around Unique Hunters HQ: an item originates from a company with such a we'd-rather-not-ask name as Bringoutthegimp.com, you click and let curiosity have its way. Consequently, when the product allows us to satisfy our shared affinity for plugging the poopers of ...
There's sometimes just no beating the classics of desk decor. This Basketball Desk Tidy lets any pencil-pusher turn a cubicle into a playground half-court. Wipe out written mistakes like Dikembe Mutumbo wiped out weak jumpshots in the paint with a three-pack of basketball erasers. Jot brief reminders on the ...
Once you've seen a tiny toothpick-and-coffee-creamer metropolis torn asunder by a Walking Eraser...well, you'll never remember how else you've ever spent an hour-long lunch break. Occasionally, you may also wonder when you last had so much fun in court. Remember, kids, there are times and places for everything. The ...
Question: what is the best kind of hot dog? Chicago-style? New York? A scrumptious Sonoran dog laden with jalapenos, onions, and savory pepper sauce? Wrong. Correct answer: a hot dog that staples things. It's really quite simple. The worst part of eating a hot dog is the moment when there is no more hot dog. ...
Well, all credit to Warner Bros. and DC: they clearly know the Justice League has some serious merchandising catch-up to play in order to gain ground on nearly four years of Marvel's Avengers licensing blitz. Hey, at least these Justice League Paper Clips are tapping into the insultingly underestimated office supply ...
Design Toscano's Impaled Zombie Desk Accessory demonstrates exactly what squicks us the most about America's lust for these shambling vehicles for half-assed, pseudo-intellectual societal commentary: some people just seem to really get off on imagining doing weird things to corpses. Well, if that bakes your ziti, ...
California startup Altwork wins the prize as the design thinktank to take the persistent conundrum of lengthy mind- and butt-numbing sitting spells on the job in a boldly comfortable direction: forget standing people up on the job in the name of motivation - lay them out! Potentially hilarious as it sounds, no, ...
Remember those days in school, when flinging rubber bands was cool? It’s still cool, but now you don’t have to wrestle making a fake gun with your hands to shoot rubber bands, because there is a ‘real’ rubber band gun in town. Not just any rubber band gun, no, ‘the’ Rubber Band Machine Gun. Yes, there are other ...
Every one that uses a computer knows what it feels like to have to get up out of the chair and pour a new cup of coffee or tea, because it got cold while surfing online. Whether online or offline, hot drinks get cold when they sit too long. But, they don’t have too. Computer accessories abound, and a computer USB ...
There a few things that people who regularly use computers always seem to need more of, and those are more USB ports and free desk space to put… stuff. Stuff that computer users need are things like snacks, coffee and a place to put odds-and-ends such as paper clips, loose change or extra USB memory sticks. Today, ...
We've always admired the will Tony Stark quickly found in IRON MAN to leave the world a better place than when he came into it. Not that we'd be ungrateful for putting his life on the line to save all of existence from Loki, the Skrulls and Ultron even after getting a great big shrapnel hug from one of his own bombs, ...
The horror genre in fiction is a thriving beast of its own, but which stories have really made the most impact? You may have seen the dozens of Stephen King movies out there, but they’re nothing compared to the classic story of Frankenstein. Originally written by Mary Shelley, a young scientist raises a monster from ...
In real life, otters don’t give you sass like Daxter. They definitely won’t carry a high-tech gun around and blast the crap out of everything they see. In reality, otters are not quite so talkative. This threatened species has been hunted for centuries due to their dense fur and nearly went extinct when hunters wanted ...
Office jobs are BORING, everybody knows that. Files, reports, deadlines, coworker drama, it all gets tiring after a while. Before you start feeling alienated with your fun-loving ways and your company’s rigid structure, there’s a great many ways to incorporate some much-needed entertainment in your cubicle or ...
The Shaolin Monks have flying fists of fury. The Kingdom of Camelot has knights and archers, but you’re a freaking ninja! Who else can make themselves virtually invisible and maintain deadly accuracy? Ninjas! Thats who. Even if you’re not the best marksman, Naruto didn’t become a ninja in a day. If you’re just ...
David Banners secret is he's always angry. It's the only way he can contain the beast within. But you're not so lucky. Imagine you're in the office trying get through your day, and your boss walks in asking for those damn TFS reports. HULK SMASH!! What about when you go to the sink to get your favorite coffee mug, and ...
When you photographer friend has been getting the same gift every year, its time to think about getting them something a little bit different. Sure there are lens for daytime and night time, close-up lens, zoom and even one for your uber photo-snob that needs the stereoscopic with infrared and ultraviolet attachments. ...
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