There is no better place for a device that resembles the glaring "weak spot" of either a video game boss or a Sontaran foot soldier than a dance floor near you. Just remember to always face your opponent when "it's on", lest you get served/knocked with one swift knock to the bassAware Drop. This strappy wearable ...
No. Nope. Nyet, negatory, and nein. Sorry, gang, but we is scientistic. STAR WARS: EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS Millennium Falcon Bluetooth Speaker, we call B.S. (Bantha-S***) on this one. Look, Han Solo loved him some sweet tech, especially a ship that could, by his explanation, travel some measured distance in ...
How, exactly, did people savor music to the fullest before there were bright, pretty things to look at while it played? When Mozart played a heart-rending sonata, did the assembled nobles simply stare transfixed at flickering candlelight? Did minstrels gaze just gaze blankly into sunsets as they idly strummed their ...
There is nothing like going to the park or beach with your buddies and throwing ‘the’ ball around, but wouldn’t it be great if you could listen to your favorites jams at the same time, and not have to worry about lugging around a beat-box? Surely, if they can put a man on the moon, they could figure out how to attach ...
As admittedly mind-bendingly cool as the Musical Tesla Coil undisputedly is, this merits a bit of caution. High-voltage, high-frequency electricity is nothing to toy with lightly, nor is soldering in the process of work with potential electrical hazards. This may not be an ideal purchase for any burgeoning Tony Starks ...
There are many things in life that are worth singing about, one of them is food. Music and good food are a powerful combination, to say the least. If you are a music lover, or you know one who is, then this Fender Strat Cutting Board is an ideal addition to any home’s harmony. Shaped like the famous guitar body, ...
The revolutionary versatility of the guitar setting CNET, TNW and The Daily Dot abuzz recently has successfully campaigned for the backing to light up the music world on a substantial scale. The Fusion Guitar is the world's first and only "smart" electric guitar that integrates its body directly with a physically ...
Now, we won't quite go out far enough on a limb to claim, "Now, ANYBODY can be a DJ!" There's always that fine art to finding the set's ideal groove and keeping the party pulsing with charisma without becoming that ass-clown who wouldn't be welcome spinning records for the deaf. Bright side, though: outfit yourself ...
The Funk is what gives a Punk his power. It's an energy field created by all dancing things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It even binds TRON: LEGACY together. It also inspires mind-melting awesome epics such as Infectious Designer's "Darth Punk - The Funk Awakens," a high-energy epic pairing of two of the ...
Before there was pigeon delivery, and then there was the Pony Express, stagecoaches, train delivered mail were next. Today, we use home telephones and cell phones to talk to and text the ones we love. However, with all this technology a sense of personal touch seems to have been lost. Now, thanks to Brandnewnoise, ...
Now, this just makes us grin. Imagine a take on the barroom scene in DESPERADO in which a suspicious ne'er-do-well inspects and opens El Mariachi's guitar case and finds not an array of assorted death-dealing toys, but a Capri Sun, banana, Sun Chips, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off? ...
This is about as rock-and-roll as basic personal organization gets. Henceforth, you never have an excuse for forgetting where you left your keys again. Hm, where could you have left them? Oh, that's right, YOU PLUGGED THEM INTO A GUITAR AMP. This amplifier key holder is a faithful recreation of a classic amp, ...
Being Vegan for dietary reasons suck. Just ask a glutard or lactard (That’s gluten intolerant and lactose intolerant, folks). They’ll explain just how picky they now have to be as well as typically paying twice as much for groceries. It’s no wonder they may feel a little animosity towards normal folks or those going ...
The search for the perfect shoes to fit the human foot rages on, but women have dominated this arena for ages with brands like Manolo Blahnik, Christian Louboutin, and Yves Saint Laurent. Though guys don’t have the same kind of style, we still look our metatarsals to look good with some added personal swagger. Nike ...
Most people probably remember amps when they go to a concert or the theaters. Audio power amplifiers have helped escalate audio signals since Lee De Forest invented the first model in 1909. Until the 60’s, these devices weren’t affordable for the average person, but since then Marshall Amplification has been a brand ...
Everyone knows the Liverpool-based English rock band known as the Beatles. You may know them simply from the hordes of screaming girls that couldn’t get enough or maybe from their iconic landing in New York City in 1964 that signaled the true beginning of their career. The Beatles continued on their journey, writing ...
You’re no Valentino Liberace when it comes to your standard piano. You can’t play love ballads like Elton John or pour your heart out like Tori Amos. If anything you’re a beginner or novice at the age-old tradition, but if you’re thinking about paying some old lady for some lessons hold onto your wallet for just a ...
You’re an air guitar geek. A string-strumming sicko. A real legend of musical proportions. Not everybody can be a badass all the time. Sometimes you just need to cool down, and with summer in full swing, you’re probably in some desperate need of cooling down from the animosity that heat tends to spark in ...
Nothing lasts forever, that much you know. Just like a piano that goes out of tune your stringed friend the guitar may be singing a less happy tune after one too many jam sessions. If you’re a noob or are just tired of wasting your time tuning the old-fashioned way, Apple’s about to restore your musical tone.The new ...
Tech is great, isn’t it? Honestly, what would we do without the coolest new smart device features like Bluetooth? Most likely die of boredom! Though you’ve probably used the wireless technology standard as a headset, for your music needs, or for file transfers, Bluetooth clearly has evolved since its meager ...
The art of being a DJ doesn’t have to be a fallback career, but that doesn’t stop thousands of people from making fools out of themselves each year. Whether you’re just trying to switch up your party experience or you’re looking to work on those mad skills of yours, get a leg up with new devices that are changing the ...
Got a taste for pyrotechnics? Don’t mimic something as common as a flamethrowing guitar like the one Doof warrior played in Mad Max Fury Road. Take your inspiration from the tropics of Hawaii with a flamethrowing Ukulele. The easygoing ancestor of the lute family has relaxed an untold number of crowds since the 19th ...
Can get enough percussion? Are you a drumstick throwing badass? Want to give Led Zeppelin a run for their money? Well get ready for an increase in blood pressure, because a KickStarter music innovation is on its second round to make your music experience even more fun than before. DrumPants, the KickStarter ...
In a dark, pre-apocalyptic world where humans have been forced to make a choice between music and light, all hope was lost. Or so they thought.If you’re looking for less clutter instead of more, Sony’s created a cross-functional device that’ll soothe both your ears and your eyes while getting rid of your need for a ...
The Han (Guitar) Solo Don't you just love it when someone goes to the effort to create a product almost entirely based on the opportunity for a pun? Such is the case with this guitar known as the 'Han Solo'. It's basically a six string guitar that is shaped like the Millennium Falcon – a spaceship surprisingly ...
Rock and roll isn't just about the music – it's about the performance. This is well known both to the most incredible rock musicians on the planet and those slightly special types who think they're amazing musicians but are actually just making an awful noise. So whether you're Ringo Starr or Dale from Step ...
This Illuminating Piano comes from McCarthy Music and promises to be able to turn anyone into a maestro overnight. The way it works is simple: the keys illuminate in order to identify where you need to press the keys and this then allows you to quickly learn to play the piano or just fake it in front of your ...
Normally headphones are all about, you know, sound. With Glow though, you also get a visual element in the form of glowing cords that pulsate to the music in a variety of colors. Well, that's one option, you can also have them pulsate to your movement or even your movements – as controlled via the 'glow app'. ...
Being in a constant tangle of wires can cramp the style of any guitarist who wants to throw themselves around the stage like a real rock star. If you want to really get the sound you want though using an amp or soundboard, then you will have had to rely on cables in order to achieve it… Until now! The Jack ...
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