WARNING: DO NOT Try To Spend These Remarkable New-Style Prop $100 Bills If we don't say something now, then as sure as the sun rises in the east and what comes out of Donald Trump's mouth reminds us of our toilet bowls after a luncheon catered by Taco Bell, somebody will do something that will make us wish we had: ...
The Commonwealth Wasteland might as well reject the concepts of locked doors and safes entirely in favor of just stuffing caps into mattresses. Home security in the Fallout universe might have hit a brick wall in the 1950s, but when you have centuries on your hands awaiting the rebuilding of civilization, lockpicking ...
In space, no one can lend you change to do laundry. Thanks to all the obviously completely unexpected mayhem and carnage wrought by Weland Yutani's insistence on trying to smuggle acid-filled apex predators instead of exterminating them, sound banking probably isn't exactly sitting atop anybody's priorities. So, ...
Like everyone who dedicates day after day to showcasing the weird and wonderful geekiest chic stuff teeming with Interwebz Win, we're always stepping over hills of cold hard cash. It's really quite a chore keeping a clean office when the daily lunchtime golden-tricycle races send $100 bills scattering everywhere. They ...
Don't let us ever hear that a single one of you doled our a Zero Fucks Given Coin to a homeless person holding out a coffee cup. Do so, and you'll discover that this pristine currency of the United States of No Fucks is actually redeemable for one free-of-charge karmic boot delivered same-day to your rectal cavern. ...
Show of hands, everyone: who out there has read Ayn Rand's ATLAS SHRUGGED to completion? Stop laughing. For those who haven't taken a deep dive into Rand's envisioned socialist pre-dystopia, the plot centers on the mystery of John Galt, a brilliant engineer who "quits" society entirely when he feels decidedly ...
Do you have a passion for bike racing? Looking for something uniquely different than a one of a kind automobile to invest in? Then you will absolutely desire this 24k Gold Racing Bike! There is truly nothing else like it anywhere, because it is meticulously crafted by a very special team of artisans who appreciate ...
America is fighting the battle of the bulge, and whether you give great thought to it or not, as you notch in that belt around your waist, that item has had a robust history. Belts have been used since the Bronze Age, anywhere from 3300 to 1200 BC.Like in the past, we largely use these items for decorative purposes ...
In case you've been living under a rock (topical!), bitcoins are a relatively new form of 'digital currency' that have massively taken off and which are making some smart people very rich sitting on piles of money. There are even pubs now where you can buy drinks with bitcoins. Unlike real money, bitcoins allow you ...
This 'cash cannon' allows you to fire US dollars at people which is at once kind of annoying while also being something most of us would welcome… Of course this can also be useful in situations where you want to get people excited and clawing at one another (so all the time, right?). Fire a wad of cash into the air ...
If you consider yourself something of an evil genius, then this prop money can definitely play into any number of your maniacal schemes. It looks super-realistic and even has a stained/distressed look to trick people into thinking it's actually real cash that you might carry (because who keeps completely crisp ...
Do you love money? Who doesn't! So why have a regular beanbag when you could have a beanbag that looks like a giant wad of cash? That way you can demonstrate just how much you love money by actually sitting on it 24/7. And actually, being oblong in shape (like money), this beanbag from Wow! Works is also ...
(Well, Not Really...) Want to get a copy of GTA 5 before anyone else? Also want to become a millionaire? Well then your prayers have been answered thanks to a promotion from Rockstar Games that's offering one million dollars to anyone who pre-orders GTA 5 on PC. What's that? Don't believe us? Okay, to be ...
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