Drink Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur, Become Immortal, And Live To Sober Up And Remember It

Jason Lazarus

Any mortal who drinks the blood of a unicorn receives eternal life, but it's a cursed, half-life. Moral to take away from this? Don't be a moron. Skip the blood, drink Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur, get blotto, and get your Candy Mountain on while skipping that horrific not-quite-dead hangover. Now, the intoxicating ...