It’s the heat of battle. You are the last one left for your team. The enemy is just across the way. You jump up to unleash a torrent of foam at them and two darts in your blaster quits firing. You’re out of ammo. Every Nerf player’s worst fear is running out of darts in the heat of battle. Having to take out your ...
Fans of the hit TV show Rick and Morty should be glad to hear that the famous portal gun is now a real thing. Well, sort of. Although this replica can’t take you to Pizza Universe or Dog Dimension, it sure is fun. Great for fans of the show or kids running wild with imagination, the Rick and Morty Portal Gun is sure ...
Nearly every child has flung rubber bands in school or at home, at sometime during their childhood. With rubber bands, everything becomes a target. In fact, many kids have even made their own make-shift rubber band guns. Well, shooting rubber bands is a past-time – fun that never gets old, that’s why companies ...
The more we play with an ever-advancing array of Nerf weaponry, the less compelled we feel to turn to hours on end playing “Overwatch” and “Doom” to quell our passion for absurd armaments. The Nerf Modulus Tri-Strike just might be our pinnacle of versatile foamy firepower and an end to toting a sidearm at all. We ...
The firepower to win a war not always come in packages strictly of the greatest stature. If that were the case, all of the“Mission: Impossible” movies would have ended with Tom Cruise reduced to a beaten, bloody shell of himself huddled in a corner and sobbing about “Thetans” while another shadowy conspiracy handing ...
There is only one place to aim a bullet when you need to guarantee a zombie won’t pose any further problems: right in the computer. If your aim isn’t guaranteed to split a walker’s wig lately, this Threat Down Zombie Silhouette will at least colorfully demonstrate just how badly you keep failing to aerate its skull ...
Stick to bloody conflicts of attrition you can experience in pictures, Ken Burns. The .30 Caliber Mini Cannon tells its tales of inter-office civil war in eyes swollen by arcing volleys of steel that found their mark with bruising impact, profane battle cries that echo from the verdant-painted break room to the ...
Suppose for an instant that some douchebag elite assassin just ruined an evening of debaucherous drinking with your friends by firing a bullet down your hooch-hole the instant you shoot the last swallow of bourbon you'll ever taste. First off, sorry about your damn luck. We hope you at least shelled out for the ...
A plethora of drone models can be seen flying in the skies these days, who they belong to is anyone’s guess? Drones are being used for all types of reasons, mostly for taking pictures and videos, but the use of drones is far from regulated and some scrupulous people use these to spy on homes and commercial facilities. ...
The Fondoodler is one of those absurdly fun gadgets that absolutely no human being in the world should have to live without. Nothing crystallizes its appeal more succinctly than this one line cribbed from the product website: "It's a 'hot glue gun' - but for cheese." Done. We'll take a gross, please and thank you. ...
It's a pretty simple underlying principle that upholds order throughout the Unique Hunters micronation: peace through superior firepower. We draw no distinction between our office cat Chairman Meow tipping over the document shredder to roll around in last year's bank statements and the Girl Scout troop who threatens ...
Every kid loves to play with water pistols, especially on hot days, but the fun stops as soon as the sun goes down and it gets dark outside. With the SplashLight the fun never has to stop, even when it gets dark outside. Introducing the first water pistol that uses ReLumes to make water actually light up, by ...
Is it better to pop a cork or bust a cap? You know you deserve to not have to choose. Whether you wield the WineOvation Wine Gun in slick simulated steel or stylish firearm pink, this battery-operated bottle opener lets you and your fellow partygoers savor up to 30 bottles per full charge faster than a hipster can ...
Screw big wet bags of every maker of cotton swabs. Yeah, we said it. Your "DON'T INSERT DIRECTLY INTO EARS" warning is a cruel crock of bullshit. Hey, want to know exactly when we decided to stick them directly into our ears? The instant you told us not to do that. Seriously, what did you think we would do as soon ...
There's a good reason it won't necessarily matter to us one whit that would-be extraterrestrial invaders would dismiss us as a primitive backwater planet that scarcely warrants their efforts: you might say we really "get" the commonalities of organic life across the cosmos. For instance, a question for our space ...
There are guns, there are badass guns, and then there's an instrument of death fashioned from a 4.5-billion-year-old Gibson meteorite. If you're well-heeled enough to carry around a pair of the world's only "extra-terrestrial pistols", then even if you couldn't hit the broadside of the Normandy SR-2 with a mass ...
There’s nothing like using your marksman abilities to knock out your digital enemies in a video game, but if you need to exercise those legs and your capabilities, take those tired fingers out for a real adventure. You’ve heard about paintball, you know the general rules, but you’re terrified of getting up close ...
Fishing is a skill, and those who are good at it know how to cast a line accurately into the water, where they want it to go. For those who like fishing, but wrestle with casting often have a difficult time casting off the shore, much less into the water, which is very frustrating for others because it scares the fish ...
We're going out on a limb here and assuming most of you, our readers, have seen "The Crow". That scene in which T-Bird's gang sits around a dingy barroom table downing shots topped off with rounds of live ammunition? Yeah, don't do that. Like, ever. Things designed to kill other human beings are usually fashioned from ...
'Murica, we have indeed come to this. We've seen schools go to laughable extremes to punish bringing toy guns onto educational grounds. We've even seen children punished just for making gun gestures with their fingers, which would make inarguable sense, if human beings had collectively evolved index fingers with ...
It occurs to us that this is the second time in as many months that we've highlighted a groundbreaking moment in bringing the magical gift of murder home to your living room. We aren't sure whether these accoutrements of twisted steel and deadly appeal are odes to modern warfare, optimistic suggestions for how to ...
For those who work around guns, whether it is for a security firm, law enforcement agency or just a gun enthusiast, these 9mm bullet casing push pins are a one-of-a-kind American item that not only make a statement, but are actually functional and well-made. These push pins are special in that they are made from ...
Hoplophobics (individuals with clinically diagnosed fear of firearms) and chest-thumping Second Amendment-loving 'Muricans nationwide are reaching for clean shorts right now...for polar-opposite reasons. Austrian artist Rainer Weber conceived his indescribable AK-47 Chair after reading a biography of assault rifle ...
While there are many new products that come onto the market, for every type of industry, few are truly original and unique. For example, phasers are increasing in popularity, especially in cities where gun ownership is limited or unavailable. While there are countless varieties of phasers to choose from, that range in ...
If you are a 'big game' hunter, or you are interested in hunting, then you will surely be interested in the Pioneer Airbow – a revolutionary air powered big game weapon that has been crowned with its own category – Pre-Charged Pneumatic (PCP) Airbows. Able to fire full length arrows, along with full weight ...
With gun-related deaths tragically on the rise and cries for added gun-control restrictions falling largely on deaf ears, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved a military-developed sponge-dispensing syringe for use by civilian first responders to control bleeding from severe gunshot wounds. The ...
If a legion of zombie chinchillas were to ever overwhelm Daryl Dixon, we like to think he'd have the good sense to spare a full-size crossbow bolt and switch over to Etsy fine weapon crafter IceFireCreations' Micro BB Crossbow to thin the pack a bit. Don't let the name fool you: this 9cm-long-by-10cm-wide handmade ...
Rule 55 of Internet Manliness: if it is a gun or of a gun, it is the most useful invention in all human history. That includes anything, such as the Shotgun Shell Bottle Opener, that sets off a gunshot sound every time you snap a cap off your favorite microbrew. (Rule 55a: You will know Heaven by the nexus of beer, ...
Not going to lie, Salt Supply's proposition of a safe-yet-effective firearm developed by "rethinking what makes a gun a gun" leaves us a bit skeptical. Our own questions of effectiveness aside, however, non-lethal handgun concepts are experiencing a moment of re-examination and open-mindedness in the wake of 2015's ...
Let this serve as a reminder, would-be Hemingways of the world. Who among us who writes for fun and profit hasn't stared down a daunting deadline's barrel? When facing that moment of truth, remember to be as sure before you write as you would be before you shoot. Neither bullets fired nor words released unto the ...
With all due respect to the sainted souls of George Harrison and John Lennon, the most profoundly timeless truth the Beatles ever shared with mankind was not that all we need is love, but that, indeed, "Happiness is a warm gun." Super-Saiyan God happiness, however, is doing shots from a Revolver Shot Glass. It is ...
Remember those days in school, when flinging rubber bands was cool? It’s still cool, but now you don’t have to wrestle making a fake gun with your hands to shoot rubber bands, because there is a ‘real’ rubber band gun in town. Not just any rubber band gun, no, ‘the’ Rubber Band Machine Gun. Yes, there are other ...
Alternative Offers Law Enforcement A Single Non-Lethal Shot To Avoid Deadly Force It's an idea whose time has arguably come not a moment too soon: a handgun accessory called The Alternative that renders bullets non-lethal by spreading their points of impact and dampening up to 80 percent of their velocity. ...
You love the crazy antics of Bart Simpson. Along with Dennis the Menace, these two pranksters terrorized their neighborhoods with their use of slingshots. These hand catapults have been used since 1844 after Charles Goodyear invented the device.While not usually known as killing machines unless the user is skilled, ...
If you have balloons and flash paper on you, beware; they are no match for defending yourself against the power of this incredible 40 watt laser home-built by styropyro is put together from eight 5 watt lasers mounted with the beams focused into a giant heatsink powered by a huge battery. While this DIY homemade mega ...
Got a taste for the gun range? Wanting to be the next gun-toting badass like in the old westerns? Well happy thanksgiving pilgrims, because weapons expert Jerry Miculek is showing off some awesome double-barreled pistols with some serious firepower. Jerry Miculek is getting trigger happy in his demonstration of two ...
The backyard scientist shows us with a few off the shelf parts how easy it is to make a propane rifle that shoots a little ball of colored fire when tested boric acid that lets out a powerful boom. This thing is like something out of a video game! All you need is a TS8000 torch, and 10 feet of 7/8 tubing from the ...
Having trouble acting your age? Forget it, it’s just a number! Whether you’re learning how to have fun again or you’re a 10 year old stuck in a 30-something year old’s body, turn back time with an icon of your childhood. BoomCo has created a monster with their Dartsplosion, a beastly steroid-pumped version of the ...
Having a bug in your home or outside is often bad news and sometimes you can find yourself battling with wasps for hours before you can go to bed. No fun. But on the plus side, this is about the closest you ever come to Hollywood-style-action in your kitchen. It requires quick reactions, creative thinking and ...
This 'cash cannon' allows you to fire US dollars at people which is at once kind of annoying while also being something most of us would welcome… Of course this can also be useful in situations where you want to get people excited and clawing at one another (so all the time, right?). Fire a wad of cash into the air ...
If you'd like to feel a little more manly while drinking tea or coffee, then you have two options: wrestle a bear while you do it, or drink out of this shotgun shell mug. Not only does this shotgun shell mug look like you've got a massive shotgun (nudge, nudge) but it also has emblazoned on it the legendary words ...
The scientists on a show on the natgeo channel asked this very same question. Since there is no such thing as a bulletproof water balloon, just how many do you think it would take to actually stop a bullet from one of the most powerful handguns in the world? Water is an amazing substance with incredible properties, ...
Looking To Make A Bang Of A Statement While Keeping Your Bar Surfaces Pristine? Are you sick of people standing their beer cans on your nicely polished gun cabinets and furniture? Then why not try using these 12 gauge shotgun shell coasters. That way you can tell people that you shot all the people who previously ...
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