The firepower to win a war not always come in packages strictly of the greatest stature. If that were the case, all of the“Mission: Impossible” movies would have ended with Tom Cruise reduced to a beaten, bloody shell of himself huddled in a corner and sobbing about “Thetans” while another shadowy conspiracy handing ...
Take our word for it: you will never have so much fun making a beaver pop out foam balls - not this side of Tijuana, anyway. The Nerf Marshmallow Fun Beaver Blaster reassures us that better living through maximum absurdity is a concept alive and well wherever good times are had. Try as mankind might, successful ...
Assolar SS-12 Multi-Function Hunting Slingshot's Laser Sighting Makes Apex Predators Of Us All There are some "sporting" considerations of warfare we gladly ignore. For example, any modern projectile weapon without a laser sight just seems anticlimactic the instant we draw down and that reassuring tiny red dot ...
Stick to bloody conflicts of attrition you can experience in pictures, Ken Burns. The .30 Caliber Mini Cannon tells its tales of inter-office civil war in eyes swollen by arcing volleys of steel that found their mark with bruising impact, profane battle cries that echo from the verdant-painted break room to the ...
Screw big wet bags of every maker of cotton swabs. Yeah, we said it. Your "DON'T INSERT DIRECTLY INTO EARS" warning is a cruel crock of bullshit. Hey, want to know exactly when we decided to stick them directly into our ears? The instant you told us not to do that. Seriously, what did you think we would do as soon ...
Hoplophobics (individuals with clinically diagnosed fear of firearms) and chest-thumping Second Amendment-loving 'Muricans nationwide are reaching for clean shorts right now...for polar-opposite reasons. Austrian artist Rainer Weber conceived his indescribable AK-47 Chair after reading a biography of assault rifle ...
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