Evil Hot Gummi Bears Confirm Existence Of Pure Evil Chefs On Earth

Jason Lazarus

After witnessing the in-no-way-subtley-masturbatory catharsis of the Stress Sausage, we felt certain the good people of Firebox were...well, good people. We are no longer so certain we haven't allied ourselves with unspeakable evil. Exhibit A: HABANERO-INF-- -- USED GUMMI BEARS. So, what's in store thanks to ...