If you can tell us you have never looked at a five-inch-long banana slug and wanted to make a whimsical puppet of it by cramming a finger up its anus, we simply cannot be friends. Additionally, if you have never wanted to fit four or five onto your digits and present them as a tiny boy band covering the first ...
The Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket fills us with so many questions. We aren’t sure how many of them we want answered, either. Let’s start with the first, foremost, and simplest curiosity to answer: Jesus atop a cookie-shitting unicorn, who would set out to make something like this?! Look no further than Etsy artisans ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
We are developing some serious suspicious doubts about this assumption that unicorns are either phenomenally rare or entirely nonexistent. Either there's a vast conspiracy afoot concealing innumerable roving herds of these stunning magical beasts, or someone is making a mint off the same poor individual creature ...
Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist finitely. In fact, if anything, they might just provide the strongest supporting argument we've ever experienced. We hardly object to certain flavors lingering ...
Welcome to the Golden Age of Pool Floats. This summer alone, we've paddled and idly drifted along atop a colossal sprinkled donut that would put Homer Simpson to his knees, a succulent pair of red lips, and quite possibly our favorite of all, a big grinning mound of tightly coiled poop. Now, thanks to the wonderful ...
We've done some sick things while unimaginably drunk. We even kept some of their phone numbers. Bottled Instinct Vaginal Beer proves beyond a possible shadow of a doubt that there is always a deeper shame. It is a rare and beautiful instant, that moment when alcohol is actually the finished product of awful ...
How the...? Why the...? What is even...? Look, ladies, we may laugh at some of your more ridiculous hair trends - say, gluing glitter to your scalps - but we somewhat understand. You dig the pretty sparkles. Check. This, though? If 99% of you actually woke up one day with hairy finger nails, you'd offer your ...
When someone warned Jamie Wolfe that shaving just causes hair to grow back even thicker and faster, we have to believe the hirsute pride of Nampa, Idaho imagined his every Christmas wish had arrived at once. What? Exactly what else would we assume about an intrepid and evidently tragically bored man who enlisted ...
Ever wonder just how many germs are lingering on your hands after a full day of work? Everybody knows plenty of people don’t wash their hands after the bathroom, so why not test this theory out? A mother over at Cabrillo College let her curiosity get the better of her, and she’s quite surprised by the results she’s ...
Every year, people are challenging themselves to "up each other" for the pranks that were played on each other. One of the best pranks we have heard recently is using Miracle Frooties Miracle Fruit to trick peoples taste buds. Miracle Fruit Turns Sour, Acidic, & Bitter Flavors Incredibly Sweet In case ...
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