The world has been taken over by zombie fever, its true, the zombie marketing machine can sell almost anything, even lawn gnomes. The lawn gnome ornament industry has never been a major one, until Mini Zombies Gnomes came to town. Now, the lawn ‘zombie’ gnome industry is infecting everyone. If you like all things ...
It's a small world, after all...and we dare you to make that witty-ass observation in the face of this unimpressed-looking Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome conveniently standing at optimal shin-splitting height. He may stand a seemingly modest 9", but don't let his vertical shortcomings fool you: one quip about ...
Real talk, here: we love BigMouth, Inc.'s hilarious take on novelty garden gnomes, from "Say What Again?" gnome watching over our azaleas and quoting Bible verses that don't exist to "The Gnominator" keeping the riff-raff out while watching over the Unique Hunters guard shed. We just can't imagine finer or funnier ...
You may be young, but Earth is over 4.5 billion years old. Yikes! Though we fantasize about magical realms, you may be surprised to find some magical places right here on Earth. What’s the most magical? Is it Lake Retba, the pink lake so salty you can float in it? How about the tunnel of love in Ukraine, which is ...
Everyone loves great summer picnics and parties, but if your lawn is seriously dying of boredom you may want to explore some options. ThinkGeek is serving some Trekkie inspiration in their lawn gnome collection. Besides, who needs a game of gnomes when your garden can boldly go where no gnome has gone before? Each ...
Looking to pollute that pristine yard of yours with some much-needed vulgarity? Why beat around the bush when you can just put your egotistical ways out there? You’re the shiznit and everyone should know it. Especially the garden gnomes.Make your statement by saying Nibble My Bits. You heard us right. The Nibble My ...
Everyone loves 'Game of Thrones' right now but wouldn't it be about a million times cooler if it was actually called 'Game of Gnomes'? No? What's wrong with you? Anyway, if you think your garden is somewhat lacking in puns, then this gnome will amuse you whenever you head out to water your petunias. It also looks ...
It's interesting to think what a 'ninja garden' itself might be too. Perhaps you could have beams to run along and ninja stars fired at you by killer garden squirrels to dodge… Big Mouth Toys are responsible for a number of different gnomes that seem to exist pretty much entirely for the pun. We've had 'Game of ...
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