When would any well-adjusted person associate vomit with any recognized definition of “luck?” That’s what this Lucky Rainbow Puking Garden Gnome already has you asking, isn’t it? Well, first of all, it’s adorable that you would associate the sanest among our little tribe with the descriptor “well-adjusted.” Oh, you ...
Nobody builds kitschy garden gnomes better than Garden Gnome World, believe us. They will build a great 10-inch-tall Trump Gnome and make customers who want one pay for it. Mark our words. This gnome is long and beautiful, as would be various other parts of its body if it were not, you know, a gnome. It would be ...
There's a war of attrition afoot just under your nose. More accurately, right beneath your kneecaps. The whole of your landscaping hangs in the balance with only one certainty: whether gnomes or trolls emerge victorious, something short and ugly will rule over your rhubarb. We're placing our bets on the Turf War ...
The night is dark and full of gnomes. Snatch one of the bearded little bastards up by the pants and let him earn his keep defending the garden of your own little slice of Westeros from rabbits. Sure, he could stare Tyrion Lannister in the eye standing footed, but BigMouth Inc.'s Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome is all ...
There is no greenery but what we grow for ourselves. This thing, this statue, would look really among it. Possibly alongside some daisies. The Gnominator Garden Gnome would never stop...uh, standing perfectly still. It would never leave you. It's a garden gnome. Should it move, assume something has gone terribly ...
We're going to give the patron saint of backwoods cryptozoology the benefit of a doubt: barring a royal Travelocity screwing, Sasquatch would have precious few reasons to be troubled by a mere gnome. Still, we'll extend the Gnome Wrecker Garden Gnome a little credit: this double-tough poly resin lawn sculpture ...
Jason Lazarus