Ahhhh! What is it?? The city is shaking, ground trembling beneath everyone’s feet. There is a rumble off in the distance. Flames a mile-high shoot up into the sky and are seen from all around. “It’s Godzilla!” someone shouts. “No,” says another voice, “It’s Trumpzilla!”. People start to run in fear, scattering in all ...
BigMouth Inc’s gigantic One Cup Of Coffee mug lays into our loved ones’ pleas for us to dial back our caffeine the best way we now how to infuriate anyone who stands in the way of the things we love: aggravating semantic loopholes. Hey, we played nice with each and every last one of you. You begged us to quell our ...
YankMe Candle Offers Gifts Of Dog Vomit and Mudd Butt For The Holidays, Saves Puppies Look, ladies, let's get something straight: there's a reason we wish we could buy out YankMe Candle's entire stock and hand it out across the street from the potpourri swamps you deign to drag us into when we're kind enough to ...
Hammacher Schlemmer, you do great things. Terrible things - but great things. We just aren't sure our holly-jolly world is ready for mobile mistletoe by drone. Let's just say, Unique Hunters strongly advises against handing The Mistletoe Drone over to the office Christmas party-goers who end up face-down in the egg ...
This is our introduction to illustrator Keren Rosen, and it makes us want to read lots and lots of Amelia Bedelia stories for the first time since we were young enough to not know how sex worked. Ah, high school... Anyway, Rosen takes a far lighter-hearted approach to funny bones everywhere than the preceding ...
When it comes peeping in on the rich, famous and notorious, we're really nothing more than a bunch of voyeuristic low-rent Jane Goodalls observing a fascinating, beautiful and strange species from the closest safe distance we can. Thanks to stalking laws, pepper spray and bodyguards who look like they could crush ...
No Birds, No Planes, But German Photographer Captures Flight Of The Fido One of the wonderful things about dogs is how incredibly graceful they can sometimes appear while also looking just the right degree of...."derpy". Seriously. Cats will often perform some actually pretty remarkable physical feats ranging ...
Look, we know each other closely enough by this point for frank admissions to our shortcomings: we are neither grand scientific minds nor meticulous, inventive efficiency gurus. We have neither the time nor inclination to gather the data it would take to measure how much time our readers probably lose every single ...
Mankind has cooked with fires since over 250,000 years ago, or so the estimates say. Still, our techniques of making culinary masterpieces vary far and wide to this very day. You may not be Betty Crocker, but with the world population at an all-time high and gay marriage now legal in the States, special catering will ...
There’s an estimated 75-100 million cats owned in the States alone. You may not get much quality time with your furry critter, but if you get some spare time you may notice a couple behaviors that seem really odd. Which one’s the worst cat? The way they knead all of your blankets? Maybe how they chew on plants or rub ...
Sometimes it’s hard to see reason when you think you have a good idea, especially with 7 million patents being issued by the US since 2006. Have you ever heard of a three-wheeled car? Ever been assaulted by a friend’s automatic seat belt? Do you have an In-Car Mini Bar? Most likely you’ve said no to these things, ...
By now, trolling the internet, you've undoubtedly seen or heard of Brazzers, which needs no introduction. If you haven't, then its time to put away those comic books and action figures and find out what the internet is really all about. Porn. So what would happen if we took ordinary, innocent looking pictures and ...
You’re no grammar aficionado. Hell, you can hardly spell short words. Why not leave the hard job to more capable hands? Oh wait, even advertising can screw up the most simple job given to them. It’s true and fully covered in this reel of ridiculous spacing fails. What is it about the spacing of c and l that make ...
What is it about running down a field with a ball between your legs that feels so good? Not those kind of balls, perv. Soccer balls. The world’s most popular sport is played by a whopping 250 million players in at least 200 countries. Not everyone is cut out for this competitive sport, but don’t give up on its ...
Here's a new collection of incredible pictures found around the web that upon first glance seem normal, but go ahead and do a double-take. These pictures will defy reality and give you a chuckle. Most of these are simple optical illusions. Can you figure out all of them? If not, don't worry, just enjoy. Source ...
Ever find it funny how certain things resemble one another? Like one of those paintings with multiple hidden faces inside them? Natural optical illusions can make your head spin like the Old Man in the Mountain in New Hampshire or the Badlands Guardian, and that’s not counting the weird nearly identical clones of us ...
You know that time when you and friends are all going to go somewhere after your friend just got their drivers licence to realize that theres not enough room in your their tiny car to take everyone. Sure, you get a bit creative by sitting on each others laps, and even shoving a guy or two in the trunk, everyone ...
'Dad logic' is that thing that's not quite logic but which passes for it in the mind of your average Dad. This is the logic that leads to terrible dance moves, long winded jokes with terrible punch lines and awful pranks that somewhat ruin the lives of their children and partners. That's Dad logic! And in case you ...
This short video shows what happens when a bulldog takes on a leaf blower in mortal combat. It's pretty gripping stuff and makes Goku vs Frieza look like a schoolyard brawl. Who will win in this epic battle? Either way it's definitely a good laugh and the reassuring thing to take note of is that no dogs or leaf ...
Photobombs are simply wicked and should be considered a form of art. Literally, you should be able to go to a museum or art gallery and find a hall filled with the most amazing and artistic photobombs. This room would likely be right next to the selfies… To pull off the perfect photobomb takes a lot of skill and ...
April fools day on April 1st every year is that magical time of year when everyone is giddy with pulling pranks on unsuspecting individuals. Sure there are all kinds of online pranks that we laugh about every year, but lets take a look at the pranks that happened recently. Perhaps some of these will give you ideas to ...
Everyone loves 'Game of Thrones' right now but wouldn't it be about a million times cooler if it was actually called 'Game of Gnomes'? No? What's wrong with you? Anyway, if you think your garden is somewhat lacking in puns, then this gnome will amuse you whenever you head out to water your petunias. It also looks ...
Let's face it, people who drink decaf coffee are almost as bad as vegetarians. They are practically hippies and as such they should be mocked at all opportunities. With this Decaf is for Wimps Coffee Mug you can make your co-worker decaf drinkers know just how much you despise them for their pitiful excuse for ...
The one problem with being a man is the fact that your willy is always freezing like some kind of hairy popsicle. Right? No? Ahem. So maybe that's not a thing… but if you do sometimes find that your willy is a little cold, then you probably need this willy warmer from Big Mouth Toys which will help keep your ...
Watching squirrels in the garden is often funny but it could be funnier. That's what the manufacturers of this Horse Head Mask for squirrels obviously thought anyway. What it is is a squirrel feeder that looks like a big horse head on a string. So what happens is that the squirrel eats the feed inside and then ...
Life sucks sometimes. No matter how hard you try to get through the day, Murphy's law just slaps you in the face over and over again. This compilation is dedicated to all the times we have been screwed by events beyond our control. All you can do is scream. Luckily none of these poor bastards are you. The last one is ...
When you photographer friend has been getting the same gift every year, its time to think about getting them something a little bit different. Sure there are lens for daytime and night time, close-up lens, zoom and even one for your uber photo-snob that needs the stereoscopic with infrared and ultraviolet attachments. ...
You don't have to wait for shark week to imagine your precious baby getting gobbled up by a shark. Redditor posted this Jaws-inspired bed that is sure to instill chills and waves of fear into the hearts of any sane-minded parent with Galeophobia (The fear of sharks). While we doubt this is for sale in your nearest ...
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