Stiff Bull Coffee Will Give You An Erection, Unless Sales Go Flacid Under FDA Scrutiny

Jason Lazarus

Reports claim that over 200,000 online customers each month currently wade balls-deep into a whole new pit of the sexual enhancement product landfill, and this one really makes our northernmost heads hurt: an instant coffee purported to improve erections. Stiff bull - yes, really - may proudly declare itself "The ...